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2011

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Honeymoon Video of the Day

This staged pig in a bikini honeymoon for a fake wedding video is hilarious….just two large and irrelevant sized people, making money off the public interest, frolicking in the water half naked, to sell to partner publications like E and Instyle, to keep the well-oiled bullshit machine well oiled….and it’s beyond me why they exist, but it is funny that they do exist…and here’s some Animal Planet worthy shit…enjoy….

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2011

01

Sep

Kim Kardahsian’s Fat Belly of the Day

Porno Sex Tape Star Kim Kardashian, if you can really call her that, I mean after seeing the SEX TAPE a couple dozen times as I like to be reminded how much of a whore a whore is, she’s hardly staring in shit, but mainly just laying there….I mean I think she’s more a media whore, and the sex tape was just a product of that to project her into this phony public life people care about, in some weird fucking phenom I’ll never understand, partially cuz she’s uninteresting but mainly cuz she’s fat.

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2011

30

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Music Video of the Day

I was just sent this video from my good friend SPEEDMONKEY …..and I had no choice but to post it because…let’s face it…it’s amazing…I’m talking hotter than her porn movie cuz there’s no black dick and lots more clever angles that their homemade camera skills couldn’t pull off….making her look better than she did…..not to mention her horrible sex skills aren’t distracting even though this is probably a stunt ass….

Sure the song fucking sucks, but we didn’t need Kim Kardashian to prove that having no substance, quality, talent or anything of value except maybe some fame from a shitty show, Ryan Seacrest, and Vivid….coupled with some good PR people, a crazy mom with some contacts and an ability to make a lot of money for the family….is all it fucking takes….computers, smoke and mirrors, and the diversion that some famous for no reason twat is on it, will make it a hit….

The world is doomed….Kim Kardashian remains a fucking hack….but a hack that’s good at making money and sucking in idiots meaning this is going to make her money cuz you all fucking suck…and don’t mind having your brains raped…

This song is seriously cheesy…low quality..and ghetto. Disgusting.

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2011

19

Aug

Celebrating Kim Kardashian’s Honeymoon With Her Vintage Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a gif of Kim Kardashian getting fucked from her sex tape that launched her career, not because like a fine wine, this vintage gets better, but it is funny to watch because Kim Kardashian is a Pornstar who started out sucking black dick and ended up all rich and famous…..and now that she’s getting faked married, she likely will not be one again, cuz she doesn’t have to be and because she still gets paid from this one, and she loves money….so why not turn the honeymoon into the sequel…maybe they’ll call it Kim Kardashian gone white……

It is funny I can’t land advertising cuz I post this kind of shit, while she stars in this shit and has her own tv show, endorsements cuz the world is a hypocrite….

Either way, people keep watching it, probably now more than ever, making it a good archive piece of dick sucking on video work we can reflect on and cross reference, one I am sure her husband to be has referenced many times before agreeing to fake marry her after 3 months of fake dating….cuz it is good for TV ratings…

It’s just good to be reminded of her seedy, black on fat shit stain, past that apparently ended with her being a urinal…and building a really lame empire I’d like to see crash and burn…..but we don’t have that clip here…cuz it was never released when she decided to copy her friend Paris in the fame game….

May her marriage end badly and her brother kill himself for jerking off to this and feeling guilty while her dad rolls over in his grave… Cuz I wish nothing but bad things to this fucking pig…

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2011

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Attempt at Fitness of the Day

I only post Kim Kardashian Posts cuz I like reminding people she got her career started being a Paris Hilton latch on…which in and of itself proves she has no fucking soul….which quickly led to her being a fucking pornstar who sucked off and got fucked by her black boyfriend …because black guys and 7 foot tall guys are the only people with penis’ capable of getting around that fatness….and trust me as a fat guy….who fucks a fat woman I married and I am forced to have sex with for drinking money and free rent…with virtually no penis…it’s next to impossible…

I have a feeling she still makes money off the DVD sales of her porno…cuz that’s just the kind of money grubbing whore she is…

But everyone is instead obsessed with her wedding and her show…and by everyone I mean the 10 percent of the population who waste their energy on this shit….cuz most people I know in everyday life have no idea this cunt exists…cuz it is normal to not care about celebrities or latch on trash like this….it’s okay to live your own life…and not pollute it with this crap that will one day make me want to kill myself cuz I fucking hate everything it is and everything it represents but I’m addicted to writing blog posts for some sick fucking reason I’ll never understand….

Here are the pics of her pretending she works out and isn’t a vile fucking slob of a person….cuz this is Hollywood motherfucker…it is all lies.

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2011

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Fake Skin Rash of the Day

Normally, I love girls with rashes….but in Kim Kardashian’s case, I find it disgusting…more importantly, in Kim Kardashian’s case I don’t even believe it is really a rash, cuz she’s the kind of trash who would hire a make-up artist to make her have an ailment that she can get press about, but I’ll accept her bullshit and appreciate the effort as I stare at her fat ass imagining this psoriasis actually being scabies she got in a seedy hotel room turning tricks, or even better, as the flesh eating disease that will ultimately kill her…I’m a pervert like that.

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2011

09

Aug

Kim Kardashian Does Graves of the Day

Opportunist cunt….exploiting her dead father for the sake of dramatic impact for her shitty show…not that she really gives a fuck about honoring her father you know…since she had sex on video with a black dude…something all Armenian Crhistian people are totally into…

So she decided to bring her new found fake boyfriend to meet him at his gave in some creepy goth shit….

But I’m less interested in her having emotional bullshit moments and more into watching her suck dick in her porn

Cuz Kim Kardashian is a pornstar…I don’t get why people forget that…

Nothing is too sacred for a bottom feeder like this….not even feeding on cock…

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2011

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s WMB 3-D See Through Photo Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian got cast in a new magazine called World’s Most Beautiful’s maiden issue….because I have a feeling that Kim Kardashian invested in or financed, or is even the silent partner behind this shit cuz she liked the way it sounded, especially when they said they’d do a 3-D photoshoot with her, something that would be dangerous if it was more focused on her ass, or even her gut, cuz let’s face it, she’s just a fat chick who knows how to wear, strap down, and hide her fatness…..which coincidentally is also proof that she’s hardly the world’s most beautiful anything, unless you own a restuarant she’s walking into, cuz you know it’ll be a good day for sales, provided she even eats in public, cuz most fat chicks like to keep that shit behind closed doors as they cry….

Either way, here’s her 3-D photoshoot that’s not really 3-D or something you want to see in 3-D, and she’s showing off her fat tits and see through leggings…something you probably like…but I prefer the Black on Fat Chick Sex Tape Porno Career that Launched Her into this Money Making Monster she is Now…thanks to Ryan Seacrest…

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2011

21

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Pig Cleavage of the Day

Here’s some Kim Kardashian fat midget ethnic Jersey Shore looking tit cuz I know she’s on her final stage of her fame….and figure we should take it in when we can…cuz, fingers crossed, she won’t exist in 5 to 10 years from now, cuz that’s where talentless, trash who milk the media and for some reason it works belong…unknown…

She’s a dump of a person, which would explain why her black boyfriend pissed on her like the urinal she is in their sex tape….

Which reminds us that she really is nothing but a porn star who conned us….and the chances of her revisiting boring sex is always likely….because girls like this always had money, so they don’t do it for money, they do it to have people look at them and the attention….

But today, we’re stuck with a short fat body in a push-up bra, cuz that’s the fat girl move, since it’s all they have going for them….I mean other than the daily nasty shits they take…but who really wants to look a that…

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2011

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass Pig of the Day

This just in, Kim Kardashian is Fat and boring….Luckily, the family is whoring out the youthful siblings who haven’t developed obesity and who don’t have the Olympic Athlete gene and not the Armenian Lawyer gene….which clearly is more advantageous…no racist…I mean provided Armenian is a race, I know they’d like to believe it is, but I’ve never heard of a town called Armenia…so I’m going with bullshit…

That said, here is Kim Kardashian’s boring fat ass.

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2011

07

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Useless of the Day

I found a bootleg copy of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape on the internet a few days ago and figured I’d watch it because I hadn’t seen it in years, and even when I did see it, I skipped through it…I assumed it was just cuz I wasn’t into black dick that makes me feel inferior, but turns out I’m not into shit colored fat chicks with tranny faces acting like bratty uptight bitches….and what it comes down to is that….her performance in that porn tape, despite her decent blowjob, but I have a weakness for any blowjob, did not warrant the 100 million dollar empire she’s got today.

I get that she’s all bullshit, staged stories for attention, doing things directly for the media and inturn making money, like the most recent media blitz centered around her opinions of Casey Anthony that pissed everyone off cuz they assume that her dead dad defended OJ for a lot of money and he got off, which means she supports murderers for money, when really who fucking cares about this half retarded rich kid’s opinion and why am I even posting these pictures. She’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any respect.

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2011

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass from the Side of the Day

This thing is ridiculous….I don’t even see how anyone can take it seriously anymore…I mean it’s almost a joke of a fat ass…you know a Parody of one…making fun of fat asses…so round and awkward looking that I don’t think you could keep a straight face…even when fucking it…I mean…there is no way this is a lazy, sloppy, dumpy ass that is strapped up to look like a shelf…. that at 20 was an ass that had appeal…it was like look at that thing…I want it in my mouth…before all the black dudes beat me to it…which they did….and now it’s just pushing middle-aged and the rest of her fatness is catching up with her…leading me to think this ass is just stunting…I think it is time for nude pics to prove me wrong…cuz until then her ass is just mocking me…in it’s largeness…

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2011

24

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Bullshit Ass X-Ray of the Day

I’m not posting this cuz it is hot. I am posting it because it is stupid and almost pisses me off, but luckily I don’t care enough to actually care….I just know I wanted to ignore this, and I see it popping up all over the place, so I figured I’d say what I gotta say about it….

The rumor is that this is Kim K Superstar posing next to her ass x-ray to prove she doesn’t have ass implants, when anyone with a brain can just look at her thighs and stomach and realize that she didn’t need to go to all the trouble…we believed she was just fat just fine the second she took off her fucking SPANX….

More improtantly, there’s no proof this is an actual X-Ray of her ass, why would anyone get and X-Ray of their ass, unless of course it was strictly for a publicity stunt that lacks serious creativity….

Meaning, let’s hope the radiation from this shit, if it is actually an X-Ray of her ass, made her infertile…so her breed dies off like the fucking wolly mammoth or some shit….

The fact that people are talking about this like it matters or like it is news, reminds me that that world is definitely gonna end in 2012…Thank fucking god, cuz I can’t take much more of this useless, unimportant, unerotic, waste of our energy drivel

Seriously people, this shit doesn’t matter. Get with it…..

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2011

23

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat in Tight Pants of the Day

So I was standing outside of the gym the other day and a stream of fat chicks in tight pants walked in, and I was like this is a fucking gym, shouldn’t the bitches going in be tight bodied, and things I want to fuck when I’m both sober and drunk and not just drunk and aroused with no witnesses, then I realized shit is asperational, these pigs are going in, cuz they want to look like the skinny bitches I want them to be…

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy pig, feeding off society, and tricking dudes into thinking she’s hot thanks to marketing…

THe only think she’s got that’s skinny is her fucking ankles and even they quickly go dumpy, sloppy, thick and disguting….I never get why people get mad at me when I call her fat, don’t they have fucking eyes? Or maybe they are fatter than her and in a way think they are defending themselves…cuz if she’s considered fat, then they are considered real fat….

When the cold hard truth is that this bitch is fucking huge. Work out clothes or not, I’m not buying it….and you shouldn’t either. THIS IS A FAT CHICK BODY….Realize it fatty.

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2011

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Titties for Publicity of the Day

Before reading this post remember that Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

Her porn is what gave her a career and I’m pretty sure her pimping mother was behind the whole thing….because I know people who know people and they all tell me the same thing…prior to the release of the sex tape, the number one publicist in Hollywood was already hired to create what has become Kim Kardashian…

I also think her pimping mom is behind the plot points in the storyline of their show, you know in efforts to keep shit semi interesting and worth watching…marry off the fat one and knock up the hot one while the youngest ones are growing in some tits, hold off the one everyone wants to fuck, even though she’s fat, for as long as you can until ratings slip then marry that one off to the first athlete willing to increase his celebrity for money…

It’s all a fucking lie, as is her shopping for wedding clothes with her whole family and camera crew in what is some seriously twisted shit that I hope ends in an anti-terrorist attack…since they are the fucking terrorists on our society…

But I am still into her fat tits and their cry for attention, even if the rest of her body is garbage cuz I get that we all gotta make a living some how….

Here she is making a joke of herself leaving a workout session even though everyone knows bitches this big don’t work out…

I liked her better when she was producing and staring in porn

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