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Archive for the Kim Kardashian Category

2009

27

Mar

Some Kim Kardashian Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Unlike Lily Allen, Kim Kardashian does fat right, sure she’s not the hottest girl out there and looks a bit like a man, or something that I haven’t quite figured out, but you gotta give the girl some respect, she manages to suck down all the donuts, ice cream, candy, chips, chocolate, cake, carbs, fried chicken her lazy, slacking, rich piece of shit can, and it just seems to end up in the right places, tricking dudes into thinking she’s a big titty, big booty, curvy goddess, leading to her making more money, ending up a cover girl, all while just being a fat pig of a girl optical illusion. The kind of optical illusion fat girls I see at fast food joints would really appreciate if they took 5 minutes off of their emotional eating….

Either way, here are her big ol’ titties.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

26

Mar

Kim Kardashian and the Photoshop Scandal of the Day


The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or clothing models to have sex with, but his staff have always been good to me and even featured me in the magazine and have consistently kept the friendship alive and that means a lot to me.

That said, they fucked up yesterday by posting an unphotoshopped picture of Kim Kardashian, maybe it was a publicity stunt that worked, since shit hit Perez Hilton, Gawker and all these other huge websites, and it even got back to Kim Kardashian who wrote this:

everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com.

Complex later replaced the pic with the photoshopped version, causing all of this drama.

But you know what, who cares! ??

So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? ??

How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!? ?…

I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.”

Which is code for “I eat too much” and “I am lazy” but “Black people want to fuck me…”..

Either way, the thing that pisses me off is that 5 months ago, I found some photoshop dude who worked professionally for companies retouching pictures and his work on Kim Kardashian was part of his portfolio, shit took so much hard work that this expert felt it was his priced piece of work and I posted the shit, but no one noticed…

So I figure I’ll throw it out there again, because you can see just how fat this bitch I’ve been calling fat all these years is, and stop defending her, because she may be a cover girl, but she’s contributed nothing of value to society.


SEE MY OLD KIM KARDASHIAN PHOTOSHOP RETOUCHING POST
(cuz I am ahead of the game…and know how to spot a pig when I see one)

SEE KIM KARDASHIAN’S FAKE UNTOUCHED BIKINI PICS (cuz she’s full of shit and real fat)

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photoshop

2009

25

Mar

Death Wish of the Day

Cunts who feel ironic t-shirts really speak to them and say exactly what they are thinking making it so funny to come across in a store or on some asshole wearing it….DIE.

Posted in:Death Wish|Kim Kardashian

2009

24

Mar

Kim Kadashian Does Complex of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s the new cover girl of Complex, which is pretty convenient, because black guys fucking love her and Complex is all about rap and shit.

I always give her fat ass a lot of hate, but I figure I should lighten the fuck up, sure she’s a whore who used her pussy to get ahead, but there’s nothing wrong with that, that’s why girls have pussies to begin with.

I heard she had dinner with Vera Wang last night to discuss her wedding dress, so this fat ass is going to be hitched pretty soon, so if you have a guilty conscious when it comes to jerking off and can’t seem to get off to another man’s wife, then you better get busy, before it’s too late, not that that’s an issue anyone has, but whatever, I’m trying, give me a fucking break.

Here’s the video….


Here’s the rest of the pictures….
GO

Posted in:Complex|Kim Kardashian

2009

13

Mar

Oh Shit…Kim Kardashian Shopping….WTF…OMG….of the Day

Guess what….Kim Kardashian went shopping because her whore ass has nothing better to do with all the money that came fuckin’ easy for her because she had a rich father who died, a whore mother who worked the wallet fuckin’ proper and who had no fucking problem getting fucked and pissed on on camera, something I don’t think is that big of a deal and tell girls over and over again, that everyone fucks and if they don’t they want to be fucking, and sice I’m not getting up in you, I might as well join in with the guy who is, via video, because I’d rather have that than nothing….that lead to her own show and more money that she can use on all the designer shit she needs along with approval from the public so I guess this post is about saying that instead of hating Kim Kardashian, we should take some fuckin’ notes, cuz her life is better than yours….and for someone who looks like she behinds the counter of a donut shop, that’s saying a lot and really who gives a fuck….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shopping|Tits

2009

04

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Some Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know which Kardashian this is because they are all the fucking same. I don’t know when these bikini pictures were taken because I have no interest in finding out. I just know that whoever this is, she’s taking some pictures for her 2010 Calendar, something you can all put on your Christmas list, because you know seeing Kardashian in a bikini is the best way to want to motivate yourself to lose weight, get it, cuz she’s fat.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2009

25

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Pedicure Porn of the Day

I’ve posted this Kim Kardashian pedicure porn a few times before. It’s pretty fucking repetitive. I mean following some fat chick on her mundane daily errands for vanity is something I won’t do with my wife, so I don’t see why I am doing it over the internet for this whore, but it looks like I’m in too deep. The truth is that Kardashian gets her nails done because her feet are the only thing on her body that fits into the same size as skinny chicks, so she has to take serious care of these fucking things, because if they were to get all jacked up and fungus from neglect, since she can’t see or reach her toes, she can’t wash them properly, gangrene could set in and she could need to get the shit amputated, leaving her with nothing that fits into the same size as a skinny chick. If she really was out on an errand for vanity, she’d probably be better off going to the liposuction doctor.

Either way, here are the pics and video because you food fetishists will like this.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pedicure|Porn

2009

24

Feb

Kim Kardashian Pretends to Workout of the Day

Kim Kardashian played make-belief yesterday when escorting her boyfriend to the gym. This was probably the first time this pig made it passed the front door because every other time she tried to go, she’d end up at the ice cream shop, but I guess since it’s the off season and she’s actually gotta spend time with her athlete boyfriend, she’s got no choice. The good news though is that he just makes Kim Kardashian stand 10 feet in front of the treadmill and bend over a little in her spandex, because it makes him run at her faster, since that shit is addictive to black men and he wants to mount her like they were an exhibit at the fucking zoo.

BONUS – Some Pics of Her Lookin’ At Her Ass after her rough workout.

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Tits|Workout

2009

20

Feb

Kim Kardashian Not Really Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian not actually grabbing her crotch, because you know if she did, the smell that would radiate the room would cuz some Rodney King riots and no one needs that race war over pussy right now.

Posted in:Crotch|Kim Kardashian

2009

19

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Workout Gear of the Day

You always see Kim Kardashian out in work out gear, you’d think she was trying to convince herself that if she puts on the clothes she’s halfway there to actually breaking a fucking sweat and getting her dumpy fucking body into some shape. Who knows, maybe on her intentions are legit and on her way to the gym, you know after telling herself that “today is the day”, she just gets sidetracked when she sees an Asian manicure place and by the time they are done on her mangled feet, it’s too late to work out, I mean especially since you don’t want to ruin the pedicure in her gym shoes, so she goes out for ice cream instead. You can’t really blame her for getting poor Asian women up on her shit and grinding her toe nails down, because she’s tried to do it herself but she just can’t seem to reach her feet, her gut gets in the fucking way.

Either way, she should probably be the one tending to a challenging foot, because god knows she needs the cardio.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pedicure|Spandex|Workout

2009

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Looks More Ethnic Than Usual of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her nails done and she’s lookin’ more ethnic than ever.

Seriously, not sure what it is, but these pictures scream that bitch just got off the boat and is eager to learn about American traditions and take advantage of the “free world” and “land of opportunity” until realizing it is impossible to get work, forcing her to trust some sleaze who introduces her to the underground sex trade turning that dreamy look of excitement and innocence ready to embrace adventure and turnin’ the look her eyes into nothing but despair and fear, realizing that life back in Iran wasn’t so bad after all and if only she could have known what she was getting herself into before escaping the country and knowing that she’d give anything to get the fuck back there because life wasn’t as bad as they made it out to be, and America wasn’t as good as she was told and all she wants is to just hug her mother because she’s so alone and afraid and just needs a fucking hug…

I don’t know if that made sense, I am tired and dyslexic so nothing really makes sense to me. Just words floating around the screen.

Posted in:Ethnic|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Talks About Her Fitness Video of the Day

So Kim Kardashian’s still doing her workout video, which means she’s gotta get in shape before they start filming, which is exactly what I want out of the person I am using to inspire me to get in shape. You know, someone who was a fat slob of a girl known for having a fat ass and fat tits, who decided that should could make money off this great new concept, so she goes into hardcore workout mode between now and April, so by the time of shooting the DVD she’ll be in good enough shape to make the people who buy it, not use it for jerk off purposes while eating donuts. But you all know as soon as the DVD is shot, she’ll be back to her old ways, this lie is just a money making scheme and I hope it fails, as it fucking should, because she’s got no fucking business talking about anything that involves being fit.

Posted in:Gym|Kim Kardashian|Work Out Tape

2009

23

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Driver Never Shows Up of the Day

I guess I was wrong about KIm Kardashian, it turns out that she does know how to walk. Sure she only takes a couple of steps while looking for her driver, because even he knows she’s a useless nobody, not worth being on time for, but that’s more exercise than this pig has had all year. This is like running a marathon for her and you can tell in her panting that she feels the fucking burn.

Now let’s just hope the rest of the world takes her driver’s lead and forgets about her, because that is the only way to make this whore disappear. You got that? So stop jerking off to her fat ass, fat tits and fat head that you helped create. It is just that simple.

Posted in:Forgotten|Kim Kardashian|Whore

2009

22

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Wearing Work Out Gear of the Day

Kim Kardashian in work-out gear is the same thing as an anorexic girl at an all you can eat buffet. It just doesn’t make sense to me, because she’s fat. The fact that she’s got a work-out DVD coming out is like an anorexic landing a cooking show. I am sure there are better analogies, but today’s not a good day, especially after writing about this useless bitch with about as much substance as my dog’s shit, that seems to have an endless supply, but always stinks, if anything I should win a fucking award for trying to come up with something out of nothing for the last 4 or 5 years….

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Work Out

2009

19

Jan

Kim Kardashian and Friends Like Milkshakes of the Day

The guy from Hollywood.tv who provides me with the videos I use daily comes from the UK and his background was high end/trendy ice cream shops. I guess his business strategy was to hold off on opening an LA ice cream shop and instead integrate himself into the celebrity scene to later use to promote his ice cream, but I don’t fucking know or care.

What I do know is that the Kardashian sisters, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and Perez Hilton were seen at his store creating their own celebrity milkshake and these were the ingredients they chose…..

Check out the ingredients of the newest celebrity shakes:

Kim Kardashian – Strawberries and Banana

Khloe Kardashian – Strawberries, Vanilla and Peaches.

Kourtney Kardashian – Cookie Dough, Peanut Butter and Captain Crunch.

Perez Hilton- Oreo, Coconut, Cap’N’Crunch.

Heidi Montag – Strawberries, Peaches and Pineapples

Spencer Pratt – M&M’s, Cookie Dough and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup

I like how Khloe Kardashian is keeping up with the boys and I use that term loosely (Perez), by hitting up the shit that is bad for you, maybe it is because she’s built like a fucking wrestler and needs to maintain her physique or maybe it’s just because she’s a fucking pig. I wonder how authentic Perez Hilton’s articles can really be, considering he is friends with these idiots, and I guess who really cares. The real issue is why I am bother posting this and I really don’t have an answer. Maybe watching Kim Kardashian give into her ass and feet it dairy turns me on, but I doubt that’s it. I think it’s got more to do with their desperation for attention….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Perez Hilton