These are some weird pictures…

If Kim Kardashian wore her skirt any lower, she’d be at risk of showing the world all her straps and harnesses she uses to squeeze her into an “hourglass” figure.

If Kim Kardashian wore her bra any lower, she’d be at risk of it holding up her battered pussy life from all the negro dick, I’m talking deflated balless scrotum lips and dick shaped clit, instead of her big fat chick tits..

Trust me, I’ve seen bitches choked the fuck out almost on a regular basis a few years ago and I can tell you one thing by her facial expression that even botox can’t cover-up…and that’s that whatever is going on under the grey skirt is some serious fucking industrial strength spanx…

I guess all she needs to do to keep up this lie is keep dressing like she’s skinny, I’m sure she has a team of experts working on this all the time, cuz they’ve figured out that as long as her calves are in decent shape or she keeps wearing heels…no one will notice how fucking fat she is…

I’m eager to see her naked, without all the photoshop, cuz I have a feeling when all is let loose, it’s a fuckin’ disaster…I’m talking a Tsunami for the poor fucking who’s face is in between her legs when she unbuttons the floodgates that are her specially crafted in a lab by scientists underwear.

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I know it’s not actually her period bloat and is just her bad diet, laziness and pig behavior that is going to catch up with her, especially now that she’s into her 30s and her metabolism is slowing down, but I thought it’d be nice to pretend she’s got period cuz we all know faces like that, no matter how well they are shaved, or how well they are made up, generally don’t have dick….

Oh right….she had that sex tape….kinda hard to fake black dick going in and out of her before pissing on her face…I guess this just proves that anything is possible…and that you can’t always judge a fat bitch in a dress by it’s cover…

I don’t know what I’m really getting at here…oh right…Kim kardashian is fat cuz you know that she’s strapped down and as harnessed up as a bitch could possibly be without cutting off the circulaition, rupturing an organ or dying and she’s still bustin’ out….

On a sidenote, how do you feel about my use of “oh right”?

On another sidenote…this bitch is big….

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Kim Kardashian made this statement, that I can only assume she is making to draw attention to her last nude shoot for W magazine ….

I don’t know (if I’ll pose nude again), I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

My “style has evolved to be a little more sophisticated. It’ll probably just keep on evolving in that direction.”

Coming from a trashy attention whore bitch who launched her career doing a porn tape with a black dude who pissed on her and fucked her unprotected…this is obviously a fucking joke…She just knows how to work it enough for idiots like me to talk about it….

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I don’t know what this picture is of…but apparently it’s Kim Kardashian totally naked for W magazine….which is typical because bitch built a career on getting fucked by a colored in video in her Kim K Superstar Sex Tape …but a little surprising because she’s the kind of whore who is trying to legitimize herself by not being a whore…or giving the public another taste of her nakedness….she even went after Playboy cuz they ran a pic of her a few months ago…proving that she’s just a publicity queen who loves any attention and as long as she gets naked, photoshopped or not…I’m down….even though I can’t stand this lazy, sloppy lookin scam artist cunt…

Either way, this is huge….literally….

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Kim Kardashian strapped herself up in her her spanx and ace bandages, squeezed her fatness into a tight a tight dress and showed off her tits and ass and unfortunately, that was good enough for me. Unfortunately, it’s just one of those days where Kardashian looks hot and I hate when that happens…

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A day is not complete without posting some Kim Kardashian ass and wondering how much of that is legit, how much is padding/straps/harnesses, and how long shit is gonna last before the rest of her gets too big to hide in smart clothing choices…or before her ass turns into Roseanne’s cuz fat chick sloppy ass has to start somewhere……

Unfortunately, I’m the only one who sees a vile pig of a person who looks like a man, fucks like she’s lazy and thinks she is hotter than she is, and has a sloppy body people confuse for being hot….

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I had a conversation with a group of guys about Kim Kardashian the other day. They were going nuts about how hot she is and I was arguing with them about how she’s not hot, for the sake of arguing, cuz we all know I’d fuck this pig, even though I think she’s a fucking pig….

I do think her glory days are over, I do think she’s a fat lazy spoiled slob who doesn’t deserve the attention she gets. I do think she’s chubby but hides it properly, cuz I guess that’s all she really has to worry about….

And here she is with hard nipples…that I am unfortunately loving, because big ass and big titties aren’t always a bad thing, often times it’s fucking hot, it’s just unfortunate that these ones happen to be on some cheesy fucking Kardashian cuz I hate talking about them like they matter….cunts…

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I get that this is Frozen Yogurt, but if you jack that shit up with chocolate, butter, fried potatoes, and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian stuffed into this bowl so the public doesn’t catch onto the fact that she’s a lazy fucking slob who doesn’t take care of her pig self because the only exercise she does is walking into the gym with her gym clothes on to lock herself in the lockerroom eating and watching Youtube Videos on her phone. I know fat and dumpy when I see it, and her big tits aren’t big enough to distract me from what I know she’s gonna end up looking like…

So for the bitches out there who unfortunately idolize this pig and want to be like this pig, feel free to send me your sex tape cuz I love watching chubby girls in tacky clothes fuck black dudes, and if your body isn’tquite where you want to be, take Kardashian’s lead and eat your fat chick in training face off, to make them titties grow, just be sure to get industrial strength Spanx for when you gotta squeeze into spandex to show off your ass everyone loves, despite how dumpy the shit is, and despite how dumpy the shit is gonna get….

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I don’t think this is anything worth getting excited about. It’s got to the point of her fat tits actually being fat tits. You know like the pig woman you see out at the bar who like donuts a little too much that she can only fit in elastic waistband pants, who’s hormone levels are all fucked up, jacked with estrogen and thyroid issues that help maintain her obesity, but unfortunately that don’t help maintain any sex appeal, so the pig gets a low cut dress, a pair of spanx, and a push up bra to show off all the hardwork her lazy ass has put into binge eating and sitting on her pig ass….but for some reason, guys don’t care if a bitch is fat, they see tits and lose their minds, it’s like the belly, stretch marks and disgustingness disappear and I guess that’s why things worked out so well for Kardashian…here she is maintaining her fat chick with tits big enough for you to ignore she’s fat status…Trust me, the lace up the front of her dress is not for style, but for functionality, the second that shit’s untied, Roseanne Barr’s body jumps out and staggers to the all you can eat buffet installed in her basement….

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