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2010

13

Sep

Kim Kardashian Hard Nipples of the Day

I had a conversation with a group of guys about Kim Kardashian the other day. They were going nuts about how hot she is and I was arguing with them about how she’s not hot, for the sake of arguing, cuz we all know I’d fuck this pig, even though I think she’s a fucking pig….

I do think her glory days are over, I do think she’s a fat lazy spoiled slob who doesn’t deserve the attention she gets. I do think she’s chubby but hides it properly, cuz I guess that’s all she really has to worry about….

And here she is with hard nipples…that I am unfortunately loving, because big ass and big titties aren’t always a bad thing, often times it’s fucking hot, it’s just unfortunate that these ones happen to be on some cheesy fucking Kardashian cuz I hate talking about them like they matter….cunts…

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2010

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Big Titty Diet Plan of the Day


I get that this is Frozen Yogurt, but if you jack that shit up with chocolate, butter, fried potatoes, and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian stuffed into this bowl so the public doesn’t catch onto the fact that she’s a lazy fucking slob who doesn’t take care of her pig self because the only exercise she does is walking into the gym with her gym clothes on to lock herself in the lockerroom eating and watching Youtube Videos on her phone. I know fat and dumpy when I see it, and her big tits aren’t big enough to distract me from what I know she’s gonna end up looking like…

So for the bitches out there who unfortunately idolize this pig and want to be like this pig, feel free to send me your sex tape cuz I love watching chubby girls in tacky clothes fuck black dudes, and if your body isn’tquite where you want to be, take Kardashian’s lead and eat your fat chick in training face off, to make them titties grow, just be sure to get industrial strength Spanx for when you gotta squeeze into spandex to show off your ass everyone loves, despite how dumpy the shit is, and despite how dumpy the shit is gonna get….

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2010

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian Showing Off her Big Tits of the Day

I don’t think this is anything worth getting excited about. It’s got to the point of her fat tits actually being fat tits. You know like the pig woman you see out at the bar who like donuts a little too much that she can only fit in elastic waistband pants, who’s hormone levels are all fucked up, jacked with estrogen and thyroid issues that help maintain her obesity, but unfortunately that don’t help maintain any sex appeal, so the pig gets a low cut dress, a pair of spanx, and a push up bra to show off all the hardwork her lazy ass has put into binge eating and sitting on her pig ass….but for some reason, guys don’t care if a bitch is fat, they see tits and lose their minds, it’s like the belly, stretch marks and disgustingness disappear and I guess that’s why things worked out so well for Kardashian…here she is maintaining her fat chick with tits big enough for you to ignore she’s fat status…Trust me, the lace up the front of her dress is not for style, but for functionality, the second that shit’s untied, Roseanne Barr’s body jumps out and staggers to the all you can eat buffet installed in her basement….

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2010

24

Aug

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s ass is disgusting and she knows it. That is why she hides the shit every chance she gets.

I hate that everyone hypes her up. I hate that people take her seriously. I hate that she’s not recognized as being shitty pornstar with a sex tape, but as a legit staple in Hollywood…..

She’s clearly too fucking lazy to bother taking care of herself…sure she pretends…like in these pictures on her way to the gym…to hang out at the gym’s cafe to eat all the food….but I guess the effort she spends on all things in her life is minimal….

Sure she normally squeezes the shit into her pants, wears spanx and heels, to trick us into thinking she’s alright and I guess since she’s not wearing heels or spanx in these pictures and she had to cover her fatness up…even though it all she is known for….and is the reason why black guys like her…and that in turn is why she likes black guys…

More importantly, I think she’s a bad influence on fat women everywhere….making them think they’ve got a chance….

Either way, it’s vile…even if this is some kind of joke…it’s still disgusting….

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2010

20

Aug

Kim Kardashian Tits at her own Premiere of the Day

I guess the one thing good about Kim Kardashian, is that she knows how to get attention….sure it’s pretty fucking obvious behavior that every slut knows at a young age, pretty elementary level behavior that the girl who used to stuff her bra in the sixth grade could have strategized with her on, but I guess we are very elementary level people, cuz I know tits, cleavage, fucking on camera, round asses, bikinis and everything that makes this lazy bitch known get my attention…and the fact that her useless, nobody, talentless, man face is known proves it gets the attention of a whole lot of other people too…

So here she is working as hard as she can work for everything she’s got….pornstars don’t deserve this kind of success. You can all blame Ryan Seacrest for this….

Here are some of the other sluts at the event….

What the fuck is goin on with this one….how do people like this exist and why aren’t I hanging with them….

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2010

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Car Accident Wasn’t Good Enough of the Day

Kim Kardashian constantly ruins my fetishes….from peeing on chicks, to making sex tapes and getting a reality show…to Armenian women…to rich LA kids….to chubby lazy chicks who carry their weight right…to girls who have hard manly faces…she’s managed to pollute my brain….and now she’s ruining my car accident fetish…esepcially one featuring a piece of rich lazy overrated trash who gets pissed on in sex tapes that lead to making millions with a TV show like some kind of celebrity all while having a hot thick lazy Armenian body….cuz in that fetish the bitch drives off a cliff into the ocean.

So next time this bitch gets is in a car accident, she should do it up proper and get killed like anyone who does a car accident right. This candy coated bullshit is typical of her half assed behavior…and is just another disappointment from her and her big ass and big titties…

Here are some pictures of her in Allure since I am a fashion site…because apparently she has some kind of Allure…that I don’t understand…but I think it starts with watching her big round rich immigrant ass as it got fucked and pissed on by a black dude after seeing her at parties with Paris Hilton….it’s like how can a urinal accomplish so much…when the urinals I know just kind stick to one place and one job….bad joke. I know.

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2010

12

Aug

Kim Kardashian After-Wax Face of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon where she reportedly “Indulges in gettting waxes” because ethnic girls tend to be hairy as fuck, especially when they are jacked with male hormones like this bitch, at least that’s what her face wants us to believe and I guess this is just is another example of useless bullshit pieces of information I don’t need to know in my life…even if there was a period in my life that I was envious of bikini waxers cuz of all the pussy they got to see and I went so far as to apply for a job as a waxer without any formal training because of all the pussy they got to see before realizing that hairy pussy on fat bitches may never get boring, but can get messy, especially with the law suits that come when I start using my mouth instead of wax on them, cuz really I have no standards….but for some reason thinking about Kim Kardashian’s hairy black cock filled pussy getting ravaged by asians doesn’t really turn me on…especially when I know she was getting her mustache waxed and they just spun the story on me but I guess it’s not about me, but about you…so enjoy using your imagination on this one…since bitch doesn’t need to degrade herself and post the video of the shit like she used to…She’s changed for the worse. Fame’s really made her dull….

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2010

04

Aug

Kim Kardashian Almost Falls While Stuffing her Face of the Day

I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig and I wasn’t even talking about her sex tape that she gets pissed on in. I was talking about her body and her level of physical fitness, cuz despite her bullshit workout DVD she released a few years ago, I never thought she was anything more than a slob who lay out eating junk food in her underwear all day, she’s just been lucky enough to get her fat to deposit itself in the right place without the sloppy cellulite dents that white people get, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fat…

So here she is, really fucking into her ice cream, stuffing her vile face, so fucking into it that she’s falling all over the place, or maybe her heel is giving out, cuz they don’t make shoes to support that kind of weight…and here are the pics…of her unfortunately not falling and hurting her cunt self…..

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2010

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in Leggings of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and feel she is a stain on the world….I gotta say she kinda turns me on. I have never seen a dirty little whore rich kid, who has managed to launch a career by letting some black dude piss on her, something few girls let dudes do to them in the first place, let a lone on video that launches her career, but more importantly, I’ve never seen an ass with this kinda shape. Sure, she’s lazy and fat, but fuck would I like her to film her next sex tape on my face, even if shit still smells like stale negro sperm, she’s just got that kinda of spell on me…as long as I don’t look at her over-worked manly face…and that’s all I have to say about that…cuz between you and me…I feel shame in liking these pictures….I’m weak.

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Aug

Kim Kardashian, Ashley Greene and Kelly Ripa Hangin’ Together of the Day

I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….

Pics via Bauer

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