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2010

11

May

Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

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2010

03

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass from the Side of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news, fat Kim Kardashian went shopping for Flip Flops in efforts to pretend she would ever wear something that doesn’t have a heel on it, despite the fact that she needs heels to make her thick, short, sloppy legs look like they are a little longer and a little sleeker, bitch just really likes any smoke and mirrors to distract the public from the fact that she’s fucking disgusting on all levels…from her big stupid looking head, to her shit colored skin, to her fake hair and pounds of make-up, to her sloppy lazy body, to her homevideos here she’s pretends her mouth is a toilet in the basketball team’s locker room, to her career and the message she gives kids to be a pig of a person, and I’m not sure if it’s working or not….

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Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2010

28

Apr

Pornstar Kim Kardashian’s Fat Body Squeezed into a Dress of the Day

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I don’t care how fucking tight the dress Kim Kardashian’s fat body is squeezed into…..she will always be nothing but a fucking disgusting pig to me. Not just because she let’s more black dude’s piss on her than the one working toilet in the Detroit housing project, but she isn’t good looking. She’s got this massive fucking head that makes you think her body is proportionate and normal looking…but it’s not…she’s just a lazy fat slob who makes her money cuz she was a boring amateur pornstar…which is the same way most lazy girls make a living…because pussy works better than brain most of the fucking time….here are the pics cuz for some reason America cares about this pale shit colored trash in her sparkly cheap stripper trying to look classy dress..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pornstar

2010

20

Apr

Kim Kardashian Stuffs Her Fat Face and Shows Off Her Fat Ass of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has finally figured out the magic formula of what will get her noticed and what will get people talking about her and that is her ass. That’s not to say that she didn’t know that’s all people cared about before, it’s just to say that with the success of her show, she lost focus of why people even knew she existed.

Back when she was first starting out, she knew people just wanted to see her naked, and the only reason she was being talked about was because she was Paris Hilton’s friend with the crazy body black dudes love, so she filmed a fucking sex tape and exploited herself as hard as she could, but then with TV fame came even more laziness from an already lazy pig of a woman and she didn’t bother…

But all of a sudden, she’s decided it’s time to get back out there and here she is doin’ it by letting the paparazzi take pictures of her ass, which is a hell of a lot better than her inter-city public urinal face.

Any way you dice it, this bitch is fucking disgusting…

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2010

19

Apr

Kim Kardashian Jacks Her Pants Up Her Fat Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in Australia pulling her jeans up her ass, because I guess after a long flight of not getting fucked, she likes to feel something rub up between her ass cheeks, because that’s what whores who can’t control their urges do, or maybe she’s just wearing pants that are too small for her, because like most fat girls, she can’t accept the fact that she’s one size bigger that what she wants to admit she is, and the jacking the pants up her ass, is her way of keeping her ass contained and from spilling out of the shit, and no matter what the reason for this is, she’s still a worthless, lying, bullshit artist bitch who the world forgets let black dudes piss on her in a video that gave her this career, and the craziest thing in all this is that people think she’s hot, despite what her face looks like and the whole thing makes no sense to me.

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Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Wedgie

2010

16

Apr

Kim Kardashian Nude and Talking Bullshit in Bazaar of the Day

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It amazes me how far this pig has gone. From naked in a sex tape, or as she likes to tell herself it, her first serious acting role in a period piece, where she had played the urinal in the negro bathroom back in slave country during the 50s….It was all in hopes of being as popular as her ex-BFF Paris Hilton and it landed her a TV show and she became a household name all because her fat ass distracted people from her ugly man face enough to remind people like me how retarded the world must be to make cunts like this money….and now she’s stripped down again in some magazine where she looks like shit, and pretends to embrace herself and love herself while tricking America into believing her, because you have a short attention span and if she says it today, you forget her entire history as a money making, bullshit smelling and bullshit colored, tacky piece of trash….but she’s naked and that’s probably all that matters for you…


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2010

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

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Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real….

I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she passes on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like passing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color.

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2010

06

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Body in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I know fat ass pretty fucking well and in knowing fat ass I know that there’s no way this bitch is not jacked up in multiple pairs of SPANX to give her ass shape and make her ass look big, round and unhuman.

I also know that no matter how much make-up, or how tight a dress she squeezes herself into, she is still fucking useless as fuck and her time in the limelight that’s already been overcooked is gonna be over really fucking soon, leading to her going back to getting pissed on by black dudes on video where all this mess originally started a few years ago, cuz you part of me is convinced she’s not going to let the fame die down gracefully….but then again, she’s already made stupid money she didn’t really need cuz she already had it…so there is a chance she’ll just eat herself through this and end up dying of heart disease in 15 years at 500 pounds….

Unfortunately, I’m not minding these pics.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Finally Shows Her Ass in Her White Bikini of the Day

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It’s funny that Kim Kardashian likes to keep her cock black and apparently today she likes to keep her bikinis white….while keeping herself a nice shade of shit color….

I was surprised to see she actually took her surong, or whatever the fuck that beach blanket she’s got wrapped around her ass because she knows her ass is in no condition to show off, and I’m really not convinved that ass we’re looking at is actually her ass, but instead a stand-in or stunt double, cuz I know her show can afford to hire some cheesy whore to stand in, since it makes money for some reason I’ll never understand….but I am pretty convinced the end is very near for them…

I am glad people seem to care less about these cunts, and these reality shows, so it’s just a matter of time before it’s over, it is beyond me that people even bother watching these aging brats in action but as long as she’s showing her sloppy body off in a bikini, I’ll keep on watching, not cuz I like it, but because I like anything in a bikini, trainwreck or not…

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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Tits in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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After I saw the fat bitch taking pictures of herself in a bikini, I knew it was only a matter of time before she posed for the paparazzi in a bikini, because that’s what fame addicted whores do…usually before they get real desperate and release the sex tape and show the world their vagina taking black dick, but in defense of Kim Kardashian’s whoring, she did make them edit out the scene where she gets pissed on..and in reality she’s probably pretty easy to confuse for a fucking toilet, from her look, to her smell, to her level intelligence, but then again a toilet is far more useful and relevant….

Either way, bitch is over and done as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s sloppy, she knows it, that’s why she hides beind a wrap, she doesn’t do anything for me, but annoy me, but I guess she’s got tits and that’s all you care about….

Remember as you look at these pictures, we have the power to make these low-level celebrities disappear…all you have to do is stop watching her show…or kill Ryan Seacrest since he produces the garbage.

Here are her latch-on sister’s milk filled fake tits…..

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