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2010

20

Apr

Kim Kardashian Stuffs Her Fat Face and Shows Off Her Fat Ass of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has finally figured out the magic formula of what will get her noticed and what will get people talking about her and that is her ass. That’s not to say that she didn’t know that’s all people cared about before, it’s just to say that with the success of her show, she lost focus of why people even knew she existed.

Back when she was first starting out, she knew people just wanted to see her naked, and the only reason she was being talked about was because she was Paris Hilton’s friend with the crazy body black dudes love, so she filmed a fucking sex tape and exploited herself as hard as she could, but then with TV fame came even more laziness from an already lazy pig of a woman and she didn’t bother…

But all of a sudden, she’s decided it’s time to get back out there and here she is doin’ it by letting the paparazzi take pictures of her ass, which is a hell of a lot better than her inter-city public urinal face.

Any way you dice it, this bitch is fucking disgusting…

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2010

19

Apr

Kim Kardashian Jacks Her Pants Up Her Fat Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in Australia pulling her jeans up her ass, because I guess after a long flight of not getting fucked, she likes to feel something rub up between her ass cheeks, because that’s what whores who can’t control their urges do, or maybe she’s just wearing pants that are too small for her, because like most fat girls, she can’t accept the fact that she’s one size bigger that what she wants to admit she is, and the jacking the pants up her ass, is her way of keeping her ass contained and from spilling out of the shit, and no matter what the reason for this is, she’s still a worthless, lying, bullshit artist bitch who the world forgets let black dudes piss on her in a video that gave her this career, and the craziest thing in all this is that people think she’s hot, despite what her face looks like and the whole thing makes no sense to me.

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Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Wedgie

2010

16

Apr

Kim Kardashian Nude and Talking Bullshit in Bazaar of the Day

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It amazes me how far this pig has gone. From naked in a sex tape, or as she likes to tell herself it, her first serious acting role in a period piece, where she had played the urinal in the negro bathroom back in slave country during the 50s….It was all in hopes of being as popular as her ex-BFF Paris Hilton and it landed her a TV show and she became a household name all because her fat ass distracted people from her ugly man face enough to remind people like me how retarded the world must be to make cunts like this money….and now she’s stripped down again in some magazine where she looks like shit, and pretends to embrace herself and love herself while tricking America into believing her, because you have a short attention span and if she says it today, you forget her entire history as a money making, bullshit smelling and bullshit colored, tacky piece of trash….but she’s naked and that’s probably all that matters for you…


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Posted in:Bazaar|Kim Kardashian|Nude

2010

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

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Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real….

I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she passes on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like passing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color.

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2010

06

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Body in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I know fat ass pretty fucking well and in knowing fat ass I know that there’s no way this bitch is not jacked up in multiple pairs of SPANX to give her ass shape and make her ass look big, round and unhuman.

I also know that no matter how much make-up, or how tight a dress she squeezes herself into, she is still fucking useless as fuck and her time in the limelight that’s already been overcooked is gonna be over really fucking soon, leading to her going back to getting pissed on by black dudes on video where all this mess originally started a few years ago, cuz you part of me is convinced she’s not going to let the fame die down gracefully….but then again, she’s already made stupid money she didn’t really need cuz she already had it…so there is a chance she’ll just eat herself through this and end up dying of heart disease in 15 years at 500 pounds….

Unfortunately, I’m not minding these pics.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Finally Shows Her Ass in Her White Bikini of the Day

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It’s funny that Kim Kardashian likes to keep her cock black and apparently today she likes to keep her bikinis white….while keeping herself a nice shade of shit color….

I was surprised to see she actually took her surong, or whatever the fuck that beach blanket she’s got wrapped around her ass because she knows her ass is in no condition to show off, and I’m really not convinved that ass we’re looking at is actually her ass, but instead a stand-in or stunt double, cuz I know her show can afford to hire some cheesy whore to stand in, since it makes money for some reason I’ll never understand….but I am pretty convinced the end is very near for them…

I am glad people seem to care less about these cunts, and these reality shows, so it’s just a matter of time before it’s over, it is beyond me that people even bother watching these aging brats in action but as long as she’s showing her sloppy body off in a bikini, I’ll keep on watching, not cuz I like it, but because I like anything in a bikini, trainwreck or not…

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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Tits in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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After I saw the fat bitch taking pictures of herself in a bikini, I knew it was only a matter of time before she posed for the paparazzi in a bikini, because that’s what fame addicted whores do…usually before they get real desperate and release the sex tape and show the world their vagina taking black dick, but in defense of Kim Kardashian’s whoring, she did make them edit out the scene where she gets pissed on..and in reality she’s probably pretty easy to confuse for a fucking toilet, from her look, to her smell, to her level intelligence, but then again a toilet is far more useful and relevant….

Either way, bitch is over and done as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s sloppy, she knows it, that’s why she hides beind a wrap, she doesn’t do anything for me, but annoy me, but I guess she’s got tits and that’s all you care about….

Remember as you look at these pictures, we have the power to make these low-level celebrities disappear…all you have to do is stop watching her show…or kill Ryan Seacrest since he produces the garbage.

Here are her latch-on sister’s milk filled fake tits…..

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Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

29

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top Working of the Day

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Kim Kardashian put this pic on twitter….

Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!

I guess bitch is tired of people saying she doesn’t work, because why else would she make a point of telling her twitter followers about what she’s going to be working on today. You see as a useless bitch spoiled bitch, she actually considers tanning in a bikini and posting a picture of the shit work, because it’s really the depth of what she does and how she makes her money…and I guess we shouldn’t hate on her for it because I think whores who know they are whores are a beautiful thing, even if they aren’t actual beautiful and are overweight and get treated like a urinal by black dudes like Kim Kardashian…because for the most part as long as they are whores, they are good to go…like when you call the escort agencies in the back of the newspaper and the tall blonde with big tits you ask for turns out out to be asian with a rash and you fuck it anyway cuz you can’t be bothered waiting for them to send over someone else you didn’t order, cuz really you just want to get off and you’re not all that selective in what makes you get off…

Either way, here’s a shot of her tits with her face in it to ruin what on its own is a good thing….

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2010

22

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Body Living the Hard Life of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting these pictures of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, because I figure any bitch who does nothing all day everyday who has the nerve to run off on vacation from a life that is already a vacation is annoying enough and it’s probably better for society if we just ignore her and the fact that people think she’s hot and not a sloppy. lazy, chubby pig is on a whole other level of annoying…but then I realized shit was blurred and a blurry fat chick in a bikini is probably the best this whore has ever looked…but lucky for you they managed to get a nice shot of her fat back and I know how much fat back turns you on…weirdo…

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Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

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I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much….

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