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2010

16

Mar

Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

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Eva Longoria turned 35, which explains why she has zero fucking sex appeal, as shit died then she turned 30. It’s not really her fault, it takes a specific strong gene to carry a girl I want to fuck into her 40s, for the most part, especially when they are Mexican even if they pretend they aren’t Mexican and actually offend all Mexicans but are destined for short, fat, breeding, the boners fade at 30. So this picture might as well be the fucking Golden Girls on their way to a lawn bowling competition, or at the beach smothering sun tan lotion on their loose fitting skin, cuz nothing says washed the fuck up like Kim Kardashian, Robin Antin and other old, boring pussy the bitch from Desperate Housewives has managed to get to latch onto her useless celebrity status….celebrating her 35th birthday.

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2010

03

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

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A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time……

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

24

Feb

Kim Kardashian is Still Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat…
Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit..
I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to….

Speaking of Fat Ass Chicks, Here’s Another Ass with a Workout Video and here are the Bootynomics Workout Tips and I really just posted the Kim Kardashian pics as an excuse to post this….


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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Feb

Some Kim Kardashian Cleavage of the Day

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You know I hate this bitch and everything her and her family stand for. I hate that they are famous and that they have money and I hate their cheesy, Ed Hardy chachi attitudes. I hate that she is a fat bitch with a workout DVD, or that she only gets black cock cuz that’s all that can make its way around her fat ass, but instead of realizing that she is flawed, she instead owns it and focuses on the fact that dude is a Superbowl winner and that ignorance just makes me hate her more, but like you, I can’t help but appreciate her cleavage, because no matter how useless a bitch is, if she’s still got tits, she’s good enough for me to post pictures of…..and that is my weakness and I hate myself for letting myself get won over so easily….

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Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian

2010

09

Feb

Kim Kardashian Brings the Tranny Billboard of the Day

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It’s nice to see that the world is becoming more and more liberal and fags, queers, trannies and sexually confused gender benders are allowed to buy billboards and promote their shit, cuz there is no way this someone with an actual pussy, it must be the best body double they could find for the whore, because I do know that Kim Kardashian has a pussy, I’ve seen it in video, but I’m not sure the guy who plays her in her ad campaign for some bullshit product she probably doesn’t deserve to launch, but will make millions with because America is retarded and buys into this shit they see on tv, and who really cares…

Either way, you’re half gay and like your women a little robust, so this is for you…

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Posted in:Billboard|Kim Kardashian|Tranny

2010

08

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for the Superbowl of the Day

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I didn’t watch the Superbowl because I don’t care about Football or any sports for that matter, I find the whole concept of watching a bunch of dudes competing for nothing but an imaginary cup or trophy is pretty fucking homo. Sure you can pretend it is a manly thing to do, but really paying these dudes millions of dollars to get you all excited and screaming is prostitution.

Speaking of men, here’s Kim Kardashian, a man with the stupidest tits, like some kind of science experiment. Some say she’s the reason the Saints won, I say I hope the fact that Saints won, makes Reggie go OJ and Nicole Browns the bitch….

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Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Tight Pants of the Day

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Disgusting pig of a woman Kim Kardashian was spotted walking down the street pretending she worked out cuz she does this whole fake staying fit lie that her body can’t really keep…but rockin’ workout gear and a protein shake that she didn’t get from suckin’ off a black dude showed some nice effort, because I guess she’s got nothing better to do with herself….

The funny in these pictures is that the dude sitting on the sideline doesn’t give a fuck about Kardashian…and bitch is in leggings and he’s got the ideal fucking view of all she has going from her…but just doesn’t even notice or stare with his dick in his hand like you would be doing, because I guess she’s got more sex appeal when she’s not stinking up the street next to you…..

Sure, it’s possible that he’s gay, and woman ass deosn’t excite him so he doesn’t check it out when it walks by, but I think fags would be the ones cumming their panties over the shit, jumping up and down screaming like little Asian girls at the New Kids on the Block concert, because Kim Kardashian is a tranny who has made it….

Either way, here are some pictures from the front….which is too bad because Kardashian is only acceptable when staring at her booty in amazement..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tights

2010

29

Jan

Kim Kardashian Nasty Feet of the Day

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Kim Kardashian wears too much make-up because she knows she’s ugly and she’s trying to cover it the fuck up, but it just makes her looks like a dude, which may be exciting for some of you closet cases who date fat chicks cuz they are nice and maternal and when you fuck them from behind their thick back look like your best friend from your high school football team you always had a thing for but still can’t admit to yourself because that would make you gay, while cumming thinking of him just makes you friendly, and fucking a pussy, no matter how ugly it is, by definition means your straight… or however the fuck you rationalize your sexual confusion…

Here is Kardashian getting another fucking pedicure cuz when you’re a useless bitch with a lot of free time, getting pedicures is what you do, especially when you’re too thick to be able to bend over and reach your toes, like me….

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Posted in:Feet|Kim Kardashian|Pedicure

2010

20

Jan

Kim Kardashian Sucking Candy Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

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I never understood why people get off to sitting on a bench in the park and watching girls sucking popsicles, or standing outside an ice cream shop loving watching girls eating ice cream and having it drip down her chin, or even hanging out in candy shops trying to help girls chose the lollipop over Sour Kids…it’s actually fucking creepy….but not as creepy as girls who try to play things up for the camera to simulate dick sucking, but in Kim Kardashian’s defense, she’s just a fat bitch who needs her sugar fix and she’s trying to mask it by being as erotic as she can which in her case comes easy cuz she finds food erotic to begin with cuz that’s what fat does to you, kinda like whenever I buy day old pastries from the bakery and I shove shit in my pants cuz I’m embarrassed by my weakness to food, only to get hard and cum in the shit all while lookin’ like I have a substantial cock, if you know what I mean….

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Posted in:Candy|Kim Kardashian|Sucker

2010

19

Jan

Kim Kardashian and Her Pillow of the Day

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I wonder if Kim Kardashian travels with her pillow because she realizes how boring she is and even she can’t stomach spending time with herself. Or maybe she’s traveling with her pillow because it reminds her of her doughy sisters she is accustomed to traveling with. Or maybe this pillow is her lucky charm she takes everywhere with her, you know the same pillow she used in her sex tape with Ray J, the same pillow she smothered her fat face into when she was getting her fat ass stuffed by black cock from behind, the same pillow that gave her the career and celebrity she has today, a pillow she’s holding onto with her life like she is with her career, because she knows her time is limited and that her and her pillow have gone through so much and gone so far humilating her famil before recruiting them into her tacky success together that maybe they’ve got another push still in them…..and she’s not willing to let go to find out if her pillow really is a lucky charm to see if she can do it without her pillow…she’s gonna just keep things status quo until the whole Kardashian thing fizzles up into the pile of shit it clearly is…

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