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2010

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Tits in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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After I saw the fat bitch taking pictures of herself in a bikini, I knew it was only a matter of time before she posed for the paparazzi in a bikini, because that’s what fame addicted whores do…usually before they get real desperate and release the sex tape and show the world their vagina taking black dick, but in defense of Kim Kardashian’s whoring, she did make them edit out the scene where she gets pissed on..and in reality she’s probably pretty easy to confuse for a fucking toilet, from her look, to her smell, to her level intelligence, but then again a toilet is far more useful and relevant….

Either way, bitch is over and done as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s sloppy, she knows it, that’s why she hides beind a wrap, she doesn’t do anything for me, but annoy me, but I guess she’s got tits and that’s all you care about….

Remember as you look at these pictures, we have the power to make these low-level celebrities disappear…all you have to do is stop watching her show…or kill Ryan Seacrest since he produces the garbage.

Here are her latch-on sister’s milk filled fake tits…..

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Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

29

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top Working of the Day

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Kim Kardashian put this pic on twitter….

Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!

I guess bitch is tired of people saying she doesn’t work, because why else would she make a point of telling her twitter followers about what she’s going to be working on today. You see as a useless bitch spoiled bitch, she actually considers tanning in a bikini and posting a picture of the shit work, because it’s really the depth of what she does and how she makes her money…and I guess we shouldn’t hate on her for it because I think whores who know they are whores are a beautiful thing, even if they aren’t actual beautiful and are overweight and get treated like a urinal by black dudes like Kim Kardashian…because for the most part as long as they are whores, they are good to go…like when you call the escort agencies in the back of the newspaper and the tall blonde with big tits you ask for turns out out to be asian with a rash and you fuck it anyway cuz you can’t be bothered waiting for them to send over someone else you didn’t order, cuz really you just want to get off and you’re not all that selective in what makes you get off…

Either way, here’s a shot of her tits with her face in it to ruin what on its own is a good thing….

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2010

22

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Body Living the Hard Life of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting these pictures of Kim Kardashian in a bikini, because I figure any bitch who does nothing all day everyday who has the nerve to run off on vacation from a life that is already a vacation is annoying enough and it’s probably better for society if we just ignore her and the fact that people think she’s hot and not a sloppy. lazy, chubby pig is on a whole other level of annoying…but then I realized shit was blurred and a blurry fat chick in a bikini is probably the best this whore has ever looked…but lucky for you they managed to get a nice shot of her fat back and I know how much fat back turns you on…weirdo…

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Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

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I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much….

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

16

Mar

Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

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Eva Longoria turned 35, which explains why she has zero fucking sex appeal, as shit died then she turned 30. It’s not really her fault, it takes a specific strong gene to carry a girl I want to fuck into her 40s, for the most part, especially when they are Mexican even if they pretend they aren’t Mexican and actually offend all Mexicans but are destined for short, fat, breeding, the boners fade at 30. So this picture might as well be the fucking Golden Girls on their way to a lawn bowling competition, or at the beach smothering sun tan lotion on their loose fitting skin, cuz nothing says washed the fuck up like Kim Kardashian, Robin Antin and other old, boring pussy the bitch from Desperate Housewives has managed to get to latch onto her useless celebrity status….celebrating her 35th birthday.

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Posted in:Birthday|Eva Longoria|Kim Kardashian|Robin Antin

2010

03

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

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A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time……

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

24

Feb

Kim Kardashian is Still Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat…
Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit..
I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to….

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Feb

Some Kim Kardashian Cleavage of the Day

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You know I hate this bitch and everything her and her family stand for. I hate that they are famous and that they have money and I hate their cheesy, Ed Hardy chachi attitudes. I hate that she is a fat bitch with a workout DVD, or that she only gets black cock cuz that’s all that can make its way around her fat ass, but instead of realizing that she is flawed, she instead owns it and focuses on the fact that dude is a Superbowl winner and that ignorance just makes me hate her more, but like you, I can’t help but appreciate her cleavage, because no matter how useless a bitch is, if she’s still got tits, she’s good enough for me to post pictures of…..and that is my weakness and I hate myself for letting myself get won over so easily….

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Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian

2010

09

Feb

Kim Kardashian Brings the Tranny Billboard of the Day

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It’s nice to see that the world is becoming more and more liberal and fags, queers, trannies and sexually confused gender benders are allowed to buy billboards and promote their shit, cuz there is no way this someone with an actual pussy, it must be the best body double they could find for the whore, because I do know that Kim Kardashian has a pussy, I’ve seen it in video, but I’m not sure the guy who plays her in her ad campaign for some bullshit product she probably doesn’t deserve to launch, but will make millions with because America is retarded and buys into this shit they see on tv, and who really cares…

Either way, you’re half gay and like your women a little robust, so this is for you…

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Posted in:Billboard|Kim Kardashian|Tranny

2010

08

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for the Superbowl of the Day

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I didn’t watch the Superbowl because I don’t care about Football or any sports for that matter, I find the whole concept of watching a bunch of dudes competing for nothing but an imaginary cup or trophy is pretty fucking homo. Sure you can pretend it is a manly thing to do, but really paying these dudes millions of dollars to get you all excited and screaming is prostitution.

Speaking of men, here’s Kim Kardashian, a man with the stupidest tits, like some kind of science experiment. Some say she’s the reason the Saints won, I say I hope the fact that Saints won, makes Reggie go OJ and Nicole Browns the bitch….

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Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian