I didn’t watch the Superbowl because I don’t care about Football or any sports for that matter, I find the whole concept of watching a bunch of dudes competing for nothing but an imaginary cup or trophy is pretty fucking homo. Sure you can pretend it is a manly thing to do, but really paying these dudes millions of dollars to get you all excited and screaming is prostitution.

Speaking of men, here’s Kim Kardashian, a man with the stupidest tits, like some kind of science experiment. Some say she’s the reason the Saints won, I say I hope the fact that Saints won, makes Reggie go OJ and Nicole Browns the bitch….

Pics via Bauer

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I have never seen so much excitement over a fat chick’s big tits before Kim Kardashian hit the scene and I realize why and that’s because she’s a proportionate fat chick, who looks like she’s got an hour glass figure like some modern day Marilyn Monroe after Marilyn rolled around in pig shit back home at the farm and grew a set of testicles. It’s like the fat attached itself in the right place andthe illusion that she’s not fat, as long as she’s posing in the picture alone, or with someone in shoulder pads or a fat suit, but the second you put her next to a normal sized girl or sideways, you’ll see just how many late night snacks she’s been eating all these years, but after taking the lead of my tit loving friend who never discriminated against tits strictly based on what they were attached to, so long as they were nice, Kim Kardashian’s got some seriously rockin’ tits and here are the pics she took for her website, because everyone knows tits get clicks…..

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So Kim Kardashian has created her career by pretty much whoring herself out to Paris Hilton to be seen and known and then by whoring herself out to Ray J and the porn company that bought her sex tape for 5,000,000 dollars, leading to more opportunities to whore herself out to the paparazzi with tips of where she was going to be so that they could get pictures of her that could be distributed to the world and to people like me to write about her, making her more relevant or at least relevant enough to land a TV show, where she whores out on camera because people see to give a shit about what her uselessness does in a given day.

Now she wears T-shirts claiming that she’s not another photo op, or that the other day when she went shopping, she wasn’t another photo op, and that’s pretty funny to me, because I know that she probably has the paparazzi on speed dial and probably staged today’s pictures in hopes of getting in a magazine or on a blog, but wore a shirt pretending that they are invading her privacy.

Celebrities and almost-celebrities, love these fuckers. They love the cameras and cry like little girls about them for show, all while using them as the most important marketing tool in their whole career plan and the whole thing is offensive to me, but not nearly as offensive as Kim Kardashian’s fat ass that is clearly nothing special to look at and very reminiscent of the fat chick who works at McDonald’s down the street from me, who has had a few too many Big Macs, but not enough to beat my wife in an old county fair weigh-off, but at least my wife knows she isn’t sexy and has no business wearing tight jeans, mainly because the biggest sized jeans we can find don’t fit over her disgustingness, but that’s got nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and her eating disorder.

Some Fat Tits From the Other Day

More Fat Tits from the Other Day …..

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