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2012

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

We all know that Kim Kardashian is contrived….you know such an attention seeking scam…who has fed her daddy issue, spoiled brat, “everyone look at me” at the family dinner party ego, by leveraging it into TV…where she lives out a lie, as herself, and everyone watches and cares, all because it is on TV…the concept alone makes me worried about society….

I am convinced that she is so contrived, and trying so hard to keep what she has going, that these pics are either photoshopped skinnier, or of someone else pretending to be Kim Kardashian, because she’s so fake, such bullshit, this pile of garbage, that I am sure Kim Kardashian doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is…and the whole thing is really awkward…but at least she’s got tits….to focus on instead of all the evil she represents.

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2012

01

Aug

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been assassinated…and not just cuz the word ass comes up twice in that word…but cuz she represents all that is wrong in society.

I mean the only really blowing up and or cutting that has happened to her is in post production editing on every picture of her…when really she should be drowned to rid the world of evil….

I have never seen her in person, but I can just tell that I am pretty sure she doesn’t look like this…in fact I am pretty sure she is really fucking fat…she just manages to keep a flat stomach and more importantly push that fat in a variety of directions through straps and harnesses to make her laziness flatterine to more than just the black man…

I know she’s pretty much fallen off the map…but I saw these pics and they looked so fake….that I had to post them….

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2012

19

Jul

Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day

There are times in my life that I wish for mass destruction that will harm many people….and many families….even though it is wrong to wish death on innocent people….but there is always a valid reason…you see I am sure there are kids on this ride, who have a whole life to live, but I’d be willing to sacrifice those lives to rid the world of Kim Kardashian….you know maybe the ride couldn’t handle her fat….and cracked with trying to pull her through the air….cuz she the fucking devil incarnate and needs to be stopped….because let’s face it…she’s just going to ruin the lives of so many more kids who idolize her, if she hasn’t already ruined them….so it the innocent who go down with her are just a small price to pay to stop her in her tracks….

Unfortunately, she survived this ride, but at least she looked fat and stupid doing it…..

Down with Kim Kardashian.

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2012

16

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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2012

13

Jul

Kim Kardashian Reunited With Her Father of the Day


Everyone makes a big deal about Kim Kardashian’s Armenian father and his death, especially Kim Kardashian, because a girl losing her father is such a tragic thing that leads to vapid, souless daddy issues.

Maybe people care because he would be so disappointed with the fact that she grew up to be a little whore using her inheritance she got becasue of his hard work. Or maybe because whores in orthodox Armenian homes are frowned upon, or maybe

But by the looks of these pics she posted to twitter, he’s still alive and kicking…..her stage dad, the Lawyer, was just AN ARMENIAN HORSE BREEDER WHO WENT TOO FAR ….I mean it would explain her body hair, her size, her ass, and her love for huge black horse cock….

This joke, was a fail.

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2012

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.

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2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

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2012

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nude on Twitter for Kanye of the Day

So Kanye West posted this picture of a girl assumed to be Kim Kardashian naked in his hotel room eating room service….something I could imagine Kim Kardashian doing because she loves food so fucking much, at least based on her body, that getting dressed before eating would just get in the way of her gorging…..

I figure Kanye is just out for a publicity stunt, which is also the whole reason he is preending to be in love with Kim Kardashian and her fatness anyway, even though black guys do tend to love fat chicks…..

Well, apparently it is actually a pics of Amia Miley, a pornstar I’ve never heard of….who has confirmed it is her big hungry ass on a small frame Kim Kardashia wishes she had….

Here are some other pics she’s posted of her ass….

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2012

07

Jun

More Unnecessary Proof the Kim Kardashian is a Fat Pig of the Day

I get so much hate for calling Kim Kardashian fat…..everyone gets mad….even though she is fat….but finally Kim Kardashian has announced it to the world….giving me back my credibility to you blind motherfucekrs…

About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!

Fuck you for doubting me. You are now my enemy…

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2012

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place…

Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options….

Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist…

This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

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