The Kardashian sisters are peddling some garbage to make money, because that’s what these merchant, gyspy hustlers do, this time is happens to be a line of bikinis, that unfortunately features them in product, even though bikinis are better suited for bitches who aren’t fucking money grubbing pigs….from porno career to whatever this is….anything for a dollar.

All I got to say is Thank God they covered the big one up…I don’t think I could have handled that today…..

I’d also like to thank photoshop for existing…..

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Ever have that feeling where you wish the flour in front of you was actually anthrax? Well, you will now.

I’d like to believe that Kim Kardashian was attacked, because the world thinks she’s vapid, useless, materialistic, spoiled trash that is totally full of her fat self that happens to also be full of cake.

You know becaue I’d think, finally, people are making moves like they would have years ago, to make shit the media feeds us disappear by humiliating them.

But I know that these cunts, the entire family of cunts, are too into the getting attention game, all shameless as fuck, and willing to humiliate themselves in the process….pretending to be so hurt, disrespected, humiliated, when they don’t ever feel those emotions cuz they are too in love with themselves….

That said, if a real person did pull this off, and I doubt they would ever get that close to a celeb on a red carpet to pull this off, unless it was an inside job….I give them props….but next time use something more fatal…or debilitating….It’s not a good prank unless someone ends up in a coma…..especially if that person is the dreg of society.

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Kim Kardashian is shitty and I’m not just saying that cuz she is brown….she’s just a urinal in a public washroom in a housing project of a person…with nothing of substance to offer the world…not even a decent porn perfomance….and if anything she’s just ruining the youth….the same youth I plan on fucking when they turn 18…and that makes me mad….Die Kim Kardashian…..you media whore no one should be talking about…

She posted this shitty topless pic that was clearly shot in photo studio cuz no one wants to actually see her slob ass in bed…with this life changing caption on twitter last night…

“Can’t sleep tonight …â€?

I hate when fat chicks try to be sexy or erotic…it’s just awkward…

Either way, She’s fucking tacky as fuck in what looks like an erotic pic a wife gets taken by a shitty photographer at the mall for her husband on their white trash 20th wedding anniversary….ain’t nothing hot about that….

Here is a picture of her and her pig sister out of the barn and in lingerie….celebrating the fact that photoshop exists…cuz they don’t look like this….even the monster one looks like a woman…that doesn’t make sense…they is so photoshopped it should be classified as a drawing not a fucking picture…but at least these slobs don’t look as dumpy as they are…cuz that shit’s just depressing and I like the lie that they got famous cuz they had something to offer…like hot bodies…even if I know it is a lie…it makes them easier to stomach….instead of fixating on their sloppy stomachs….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that we need to make these bitches disappear….

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I think the highlight of this picture of a sloppy body Kim Kardashian in a sports bra loooking tank top is that it is in the bathroom….where she feels most at home…you know with the whole being a ballpark or any sports arena urinal everytime she has sex…it’s a fetish.

What isn’t a fetish of mine is Kim Kardashian, her attempt at being famous for no reason, her body or even her shitty porn career that lasted for one awkward movie….She’s not hot…she’s better off dead…let’s just hope she keeps eating her way there…

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Kim Kardashian was in Miami and she wasn’t too shy about her chubby sloppy body to get in a bikini because I guess the paparazzi promised her they would photoshop her hot, you know erase a few dozen pounds, and showcase her big old fucking tits in ways that work well with her marketing of herself….and she even decided to show a little fat as fuck ass….something she never used to do….I mean other than when fucking on camera because I guess she’s starving for attention hard and sees the end is near….it’s a dark day being Kim K…but not as dark a day as it is for the poor tourist trying to get a tan next to this bitch who’s sheer size is blocking out the fucking sun….

I still think she’s an overrated devil piece of shit whore who peaked the minute she tried to copy Paris Hilton and released FOOTAGE OF HER FUCKING AND SUCKING A BLACK DUDE as part of a global strategy her mom had lined up for her, whoring herself and pretty much humiliating herself by making a mockery of herself, selling her soul to the devil for personal gain, and laying the groundwork of her ultimate failure and demise….The end is fucking near…thank god….and here she is crying for attention…but unfortunately…that bikini cry for attention works well with me…I dig it no matter who is taking part in it…

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Here is Kim Kardashian for her MARCH 2012 ALLURE COVER SHOOT …..Fuck she’s the worst..

She talks like Paris Hilton…in a way that makes me want to punch her in her ethnic monster face……

What we learned about Kim Kardashian in this video….other than that she’s got big tits and manages to squeeze her dumpy body with smoke and mirrors into looking kinda worth fucking…..even though I think everything is worth fucking is:

-She loves “Mixing like High Fashion with Low Fashion”….
-That she’s “Kinda a mix”…
-That she’s “Armenian and needs all the help she can gets”…..
-That she feels the most beautiful “In full hair and make-up”….

Awesome….insight into her life changing…nobel peace prize deserving…vapid cunt world…

The highlight in all this other than her tits is that they interviewed the make-up artist who didn’t admit that she used all the movie make up magic … she just played it cool to keep her working in the industry….

Either way….fat tits…good times…. WATCH HER SUCK OFF A BLACK DUDE IN A VIDEO THAT MADE HER FAMOUS ENOUGH TO GET AN ALLURE SHOOT

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