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2012

15

Feb

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in March 2012 Allure Covershoot of the Day

Here is Kim Kardashian for her MARCH 2012 ALLURE COVER SHOOT …..Fuck she’s the worst..

She talks like Paris Hilton…in a way that makes me want to punch her in her ethnic monster face……

What we learned about Kim Kardashian in this video….other than that she’s got big tits and manages to squeeze her dumpy body with smoke and mirrors into looking kinda worth fucking…..even though I think everything is worth fucking is:

-She loves “Mixing like High Fashion with Low Fashion”….
-That she’s “Kinda a mix”…
-That she’s “Armenian and needs all the help she can gets”…..
-That she feels the most beautiful “In full hair and make-up”….

Awesome….insight into her life changing…nobel peace prize deserving…vapid cunt world…

The highlight in all this other than her tits is that they interviewed the make-up artist who didn’t admit that she used all the movie make up magic … she just played it cool to keep her working in the industry….

Either way….fat tits…good times…. WATCH HER SUCK OFF A BLACK DUDE IN A VIDEO THAT MADE HER FAMOUS ENOUGH TO GET AN ALLURE SHOOT

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2012

14

Feb

Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore…

What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me

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2012

13

Feb

KIm Kardashian’s Tits in the Hotel Whitney Died in Hours Earlier of the Day

If you’ve seen this clip of KIM KARDASHIAN SUCKING BLACK DICK TO BECOME THE FAMOUS TWAT SHE IS TODAY…thanks to her mother’s encouragement….her spoiled brat hunger for money and to be the center of attention….then you may know that the black dick she’s sucking was rumored to be fucking Whitney Houston leading me to think that maybe the drowning…with the help of Paris Hilton….who has the master key of all Hilton hotel rooms….which coincidentally is where Whitney drowned….and where later that day Kim Kardashian brought out huge cleavage and her ethnic face….for the cameras and a Britney Spears photo opportunity….it only makes sense she fucking did it…..at the scene of the crime, angry Whitney was into her man, only to try to steal some of the attention from Whitney to shine the bright lights and cameras on her….it’s an egotistical, narcissistic, Kim Kardashian perfect murder….

Here are her tits celebrating her getting away with it.

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2012

02

Feb

Kim Kardashians Hot Skin Disease of the Day

You say psoriasis plaques…I say AIDS lesions….but unfortunately, as vile and polluted as she is…we’re not lucky enough for her to have a terminal disease…

But here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian’s disgusting skin disorder that I like to use to remind anyone out there who still thinks she is hot…even after she’s dragged herself through the mud, and I don’t mean in her sex tape where she was getting fucked by a black guy…not motivated by equal opportunity or Black History Month….but by greed and her personal gain….I mean by making America think she is the spawn of the devil who represents all things wrong in America….a skin disorder I wish was the start of the Flesh eating disease…that spends the next month eating away all all her flesh….until she no longer exists…you know just a pile of thick bones….


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2012

31

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Self Shot Cleavage of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking PORNSTAR ….

I was in Vegas talking to people who run the porn industry and every single one of them told me that in order to release a porn you need to run shit by all kinds of regulatory boards, and every single model has to have her ID and a waiver signed….It is the law…

Meaning if Kim Kardashian really was compromised and her video really stolen and not released in a scheme to make all the money she’s made….people would have been arrested.

It’s a huge fucking joke, but not as much of a joke as her posting pics of her bra on twitter for attention….some sluts just never change…they keep getting fatter, older, dumpier…but they don’t change…

On a side note….I also know the girl who is paid to write her twitter for her. Nice girl.

This Kim Kardashian machine s idiotic and needs to crash like Otis Redding.

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2012

24

Jan

Kim Kardashian Polluting Daytime TV in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t mind Kim Kardashian as much when I’m staring at her porn ass in a tight dress…even though I know she’s got straps and bandages and whatever the fuck else to make her look like an hour glass figure….and maybe that’s cuz I know she’s an intentional pornstar who fucked on camera for all this attention…or maybe cuz I know the end is near…both qualities I look for in an ass in a tight dress I’m staring at…this shit’s ridiculous….and I’m sad she didn’t do the rounds at the porn awards…even though she still makes millions off the shit…and an insider told me that she legally had to sign off on the shit…with documents, waivers and ID scans cuz any porn DVD is heavily regulated….Don’t believe the lie…

The best thing about this is that Kim Kardashian was co-hosting Live with Kelly….I’m sure that was riveting and compelling conversation that was both though provoking and life changing….am I the only one concerned about the smut we’re feeding our housewives???

Here’s the clip of some inappropriate morning fatness…….

Here’s some pics….

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2012

13

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Fat Ass in Crazy Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….

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2012

12

Jan

Porn Actress Kim Kardashian Is Ugly of the Day

Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil…I mean her entire family is equally fucking shit…especially the mastermind monther….but it’s nice to see that this SHITTY PISS COVERED BAD IN BED PORNSTAR FOR ONE MOVIE….who ended up becoming a really tacky money making brand is starting to look as disgusting as I always knew she was….even before she was getting pissed on by black dudes like the urinal in the inter-city basketball court….Her face is sagging and so is her body…aging and filling out more than it always was….and I understand the mom’s stratgy to replace her with her younger daughters while she’s still on top…cuz money can’t buy her Trojan Horse she exploited by releasing her sex tape…something no normal mother would ever think of doing…unless they had money and fame on the brain….but more importantly a retarded, vapid, useless daughter people wanted to see fuck cuz her ass was so ridiculous like Kim Kardashian…cuz I have the inside scoop and even before the shit went down with the sex tape…you know contracts signed, boyfriends briefed on the plan, etc….they had top Publicists already on payroll ready to make this happen….The world is a disgusting place…and so Is Kim Kardashian’s vagina….

If you haven’t seen the SEX TAPE, I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT cuz it’s boring, but shows her in her best light…being the whore she is…

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2011

14

Nov

Put an End to Kim Kardashian and That is Amazing of the Day

I got this email…that I loved….because I’ve always argued that as a people, we can put an end to any celebrity, we just have to collectively turn our back to them, like Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry or the other trash I hate, we just just to stop paying attention…it is easy…and the worst fucking human of them all is Kim Kardashian, a gutter pornstar who pretended she wasn’t a pornstar, but was given a TV show, started out rich, became far richer, all for nothing…..

So this is some exciting stuff….Read this email…

Dear Sir,

In a grass roots effort, we have collected over 3600 signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming. We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. While some may have begun watching the spectacle as mindless entertainment or as a sort of “reality satire,� it is a sad truth that many young people are looking up to this family and are modeling their appearance and behavior after them. (I’ll remind you here that the Kardashian family fame largely started with a “leaked� sex tape.) There is no particular religious or political platform behind our disgust; we are just finally fed up.


The petition can be found
HERE So Sign It

Amazing…let’s get 100,000 votes on this shit….Put an end to this fucking garbage piece of shit media whore….cunt….I think I’m gonna start making petitions for everything….

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2011

19

Oct

Kim Kardashian Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A PORNSTAR – DESPITE HER PR SPIN – SHE’S A PORNSTAR – DON’T FORGET IT

Now that I got that out of my system – you see cuz I’m annoyed a bitch who had a sex tape that was spun intelligently makes 100,000,000 dollars a year because brands pay her and associate themselves with her – despite being a fucking dirtbag whore who filmed herself fucking for exactly this reason – and that pisses me off….

I don’t find her hot, I find her fat. I don’t find her interesting, I find her lazy and boring. I don’t find her cool, I find her tacky, trashy disgusting….

But I’m posting pictures of her period friendly, fat chick friendly cuz it is very very tight and shapes her proper….because I’m more pathetic than her….

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