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2021

29

Dec

Michelle Rodriguez Tit Slip of the Day

Celebrity Lesbian, who you could argue is not actually a lesbian, because lesbianism is a choice, which can be debated if you really want to pretend they are born this way, and not just more into chicks because chicks are hotter than dudes…..

Women are wired to breed on a primal level, so I like to assume that most girls are only being into dudes because of their programming, wired to subconsciously want to be knocked up by said dude, not really actually turned on by the dude, because dudes are gross and scary and aggressive….

So why not choose a women are tender, soft, hairless, and amazing…who have pussies of their own, and are of the same species, so they understand each other….like BFFs who can make each other cum or some shit…

Sure, some ladies look like lesbians, or look like dudes, and maybe they’re less wired to want to fuck other dudes and more wired to shower with chicks and scissor them, I am not an expert on this, I just know that Michelle Rodriguez has banged a bunch of chicks, more chicks than you, and here she is in a bikini that hardly fits, tits falling out, ass falling out, that some of you may like because you know she’ll never fuck you, even though none of these bitches will ever fuck you….straight or not…we didn’t make the cut…

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2019

22

May

Michelle Rodriguez Almost Pussy Slip of the Day

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Yes Michelle Rodriguez is still alive….and ape like…
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ fucking loves Cannes.

Every fucking year, like clockwork, girl climbs the rope ladder on the cliffs in a bikini….and every year…she looks more and more like a dude….LESBIANISM does that.

Maybe the French are an accepting people that believe in transgender women having the right to go topless….because for a while, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ was basically a fucking man…and whenever people would tell me they found her hot…I’d have to explain to them, and walk them through the simple fact that they’re clearly closeted queers….

I am sure this is my 14th Michelle Rodriguez in Cannes in a Bikini post…wait…how about I check it out…I got nothing else going on….

HOW ABOUT

2007…. 2011… 2011 Again… 2012…. 2014…. 2018….

Either way, this hispanic fucking loves Cannes and Luxury….and is not at all where you’d probably expect her….working at a Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas….cuz she’s famous, and fancy, and famous…

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2019

13

Feb

Michelle Rodriguez Titty Shot of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez has always been pretty fucking lesbian.

There was a time people were into her and always would say how hot she is.

I assume those people were closer casss
Who didn’t know they were queer…or just someone who buys into any and all hype, so much so that it can dictate whether she is considered hot enough or woman:/::

Here she is flashing some tit.

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2018

10

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez was never hot to me, she always seemed like a dude to me, I always questioned dudes attracted to strong women, not emotionally strong women, that doesn’t exist, but physically strong, no-neck looking bitches who work as action stars, or who play cops you wouldn’t want to fuck, in the movies…when they aren’t out there being dykes with models.

However, it seems like she’s got back to being straight, has stopped working out, and is now looking more like a woman than ever, which is the opposite of what happens to typical women who age….they all turn man-like with that estrogen shit…but I guess when you’re built like a dude, the older you get, the less juice your balls produce, and you can finally be the Bruce Jenner you want to be…..

So here’s a womanly famous Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini for the perverts…you perverts.

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2018

15

May

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

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Lesbian / Dude Michelle Rodriguez who for some reason, a reason I call you’re all fucking closet cases and can’t spot a dude when you see one, but rather you just believe what you are told, and someone, or some movie played her out to be some Lara Croft action figure type woman, who despite being pretty fucking manly, you felt was a fetish, hot, or whatever…thanks to your homosexuality you don’t know you have.

I have never liked a beefy, thick necked, army looking girl who looks like she wears a prosthetic dick, just to stroke it, and not even to fuck her executive boyfriends who give her work, or the women like Cara Delvingne, but just cuz she likes the look of it…

Point being, she goes to CANNES every single year, and does this bikini pose every year, another year old….less interesting, thicker…but you like it…cuz you’re a ‘MO.

Here she is tits out at an event

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2018

04

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day

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Nothing says Happy New Year, Welcome to 2005, like a Michelle Rodriguez titty flash, you know since she was only relevant in 2005…I mean except maybe for a minute where there was fucking Cara Delevingne in Cara Delevingne’s quest to be famous, and Michelle Rodriguez’s attempt to get some media hype in the tabloids so people rememebered her overly muscular dude-like body is still a “sex symbol” worthy of some action films where she does her own stunts cuz she’s a dude…a dude with a dark nipple being flashed…

You probably like this, you sick fuck…

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2015

15

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I never found Michelle Rodriguez hot.

I always found her a manly little lesbian monkey who looked like an angry, dick ripping lesbian who is just angry….you know like she was raised in poverty and still hood and angry her dad didn’t pay child support or some shit…but I guess she’s been reinventing herself, from dating models, if you consider Cara Delevingne the Socialite heroin addict a model, to doing bikini pics, to posing in magazines in her underwear…

It’s like she’s almost lookin’ like a real girl…it only took a few decades…

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2015

02

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez in a White Bikini of the Day

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I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me…

I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to….

But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right…

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2014

30

Oct

Michelle Rodriguez for AIDS of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist…

Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play…

All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern…

That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians…

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2014

18

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Fun of the Day

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I am not a psychologist, and I really don’t even know anything about Michelle Rodriguez, other than I thought she was a lesbian with Cara Delevingne, something that could have just been for publicity, all acting in love and inseparable, until being separated…. what the fuck do I know, I don’t leave my house or know these people…and then she wasn’t a lesbian…because she was on a boat with Zac Effron, who I assume was gay, because he’s gotta be gay…which I guess means they are fucking, because when people are on boats together, especially massive yachts with 20 other people, they are always fucking…

And now she’s just taking in being watched on instagram by doing all kinds of crazy…like riding the baggage carousel at the airport…posting quotes like “I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations”…we call that being broken up after realizing she’s been used…and a little parkour because the one thing I do know about Michelle Rodriguez, one thing for sure, it’s that she’s very ape-like…

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