Paris Hilton launched some septic piss and shit filled diseased scented water in what must be the most obnoxious way ever. She dressed like Marilyn Monroe, looked more like some drag queen impersonator, her tits were pushed up and her stomach stuck out like she was pregnant and the whole thing was pretty fucking vile, almost as vile as wearing Paris Hilton’s scent, as I am sure every man who can’t wash her off in the shower after a night with her can attest to.

Above the obvious publicity stunt to get noticed, I can’t believe any one would buy anything with the Paris Hilton brand, but then again, I never understood why anyone would buy anything Paris Hilton back when she was actually popular, so now that she’s become a useless unknown, damaged and older looking pig of a woman wit the same Herpes scars, I really don’t get the shit….

I just wish the Marilyn Monroe estate sued this cunt for using her likeness. I guess this is typical, obnoxious, tacky, classless, Paris Hilton behavior…and here are the pics…

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I hate Paris Hilton, but if any bitch I hate was walking down the street playing with her pussy, flashing her tit, or in a see thru shirt, or with hard nipples, or really if she’s just walking down the street…and she doesn’t even have to be walking…I mean she could be in a wheel chair, a hospital bed, or pretty much anything, so long as she has a vagina, even if she murdered my family, gave me AIDS, broke my heart, or did any unforgivable act to me, my loved ones, or society…I’m still gonna watch with a smile on her face cuz I guess my perversions run deeper than my morals…

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I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

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I don’t really think this needs words to describe how amazing, pathetic, desperate and disgusting all this is at the same time…I don’t know if this is sent from hell or if this is some kind of miracle…but I know I fucking hate it…she is a pig of a fucking woman and seeing her shove the fan to her pussy only makes sense…you gotta air that shit out…otherwise the infection spreads…especially in summer…we know you all too well…cunt….

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I am sure I am not the first to say this about these pictures…but seriously….why couldn’t this panned out a little differently.

You see, it doesn’t happen very often, but there are times that I look at my computer and wish that I was a shark, and these pictures are one of those times, because there would have been no better ending to this story, if the useless spoiled self involved cunt who has been trying to make a useless cunt comeback, despite being old and boring…..the kind of pussy so broken you take it out back and shoot it in front of the kids so they know what to avoid when they grow old and get faced with pussy of their own…jumped right into razor sharp, hungry, predatorial teeth to shut her up for once and for all…

Unfortunately that didn’t happen….but here she is on her latest publicity stunt of topless tanning and bikinis…cuz it is all she knows…and hopefully motivation for her to expands her skillset cuz it already looks awkward at 30…just imagine when she’s pushing 80….ideally an age she never hits cuz I’d rather her die on her way home from this trip…but you know how rich people are…they live for fucking ever….

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I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to let Paris Hilton put her whore mouth on the biggest bottle of Champagne ever, the same bottle that was passed around the room like it was Paris Hilton’s vagina and this wacked out party of losers who think they are more important than they are was Hollywood cock,

All I know is she’s on some Publicity stunt tour, a few years too late, because like the local hipsters, she’s starting to show her haggard useless age and seeing her party like she’s on college springbreak at 30, is really just pathetic…and I say that as a 40 year old who still dreams about going on college springbreak one day, but the rules are different for creepy dudes….

Either way, here she is in a one piece bathing suit, showing off some shitty tit, making dirty faces, spraying herself in really suggestive stances with a bunch of rich french dudes who look like they’d rather be baking baquette or some shit…and anyway you dice it, this is some kind of cry for attention that I wish would go the fuck away….but the pictures are just too funny to ignore.

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Not only is Paris Hilton at the age where girls stop giving a fuck about what people think, at 30 girls generally get less shy about going topless at a beach, or having a nipple fall out cuz either they’ve had kids and have shown their junk to rooms full of people or they are sluts who have shown their junk to many different rooms filled with one or two people, but she’s also Paris Hilton and never really gave a fuck about what people thought, she just wanted to make sure that they noticed and in getting them to notice she had sex on camera, flashed her body parts, and really just annoyed the fuck out of everyone, naked or not….and here she is tanning topless as expected…cuz toplessness always gets attention….even when the quality of the pics fucking suck.

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I liked the few months Paris Hilton disappeared. It allowed me to get on with my life and pretend that she ever really polluted my life, but for some reason she’s trying to make a comeback, as what, I’m not quite sure, cuz as far as I am concerned she peaked with her porn career and the rest of her stupid publicity stunt life was just a product of promoting that, and it went on too fucking long….but here she is doing her obnoxious pose like she’s a model, only she’s not actually modeling anything but herself, like she’s some kind of commodity that people give a fuck about and last time I checked that wasn’t anything anyone wanted to buy, if anything it was something they wish they never fucked as they picked the scabs off their genitals…

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There’s a funny thing that comes with dating the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and a whole lot of other Hollywood pussy over the last decade because you are from a billionaire greek shipping family, and that funny thing is still being able to get pussy, cuz pussy loves associating itself with dick has money and status that’s been inside pussy that has money and status, even if that dick is scabby….It’s the playboy lifestyle….and here’s some dumb bitch who now has herpes thanks to her eager vagina trying to climb the ladder in a pretty obscure way…since no one gives a fuck abotu Stavros…unless maybe you’re in a VIP section with him and you get introduced to him and remember that he was the guy who fucked all the starlets…because no one more important or relevant happens to be at that club…

Either way, bitch is a slut and I love sluts, even if their vaginas were tainted a few hours after these pics were taken…but were probably tainted many years ago…cuz it takes experience for a nobody to get to this level of D-List cock….or not….

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