Rihanna is filming some music video in Ireland for some song called “We Found Love”….which I am assuming is dedicated, or at least about her new relationship, with chocolate cake and fried food, cuz she’s thicker than ever, pulling some sort of Popeye’s chicken sponsored Beyonce shit, not that she looks any worse than she ever has or anything, but there is no way she didn’t sell her soul to the devil to get to this level in her career….

Either way, bikini top, shorts being pulled off, works for me….and apaprently for the radio stations and little kids that she is marketing herself to…

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There’s been a lot of talk about Rihanna’s recent performance in Sao Paulo – pretty much calling out for her weight gain that’s gone right to her ass….

…..when I’ve been arguing that she’s had a fat ass or a long fucking time….

I don’t know, Rihanna irritates me. She’d make a better chamber maid who turns tricks at Bajan Karaoke bars for rich guys from the UK, only to get knocked up at 18, and end up in an abusive relationship, where she ends up forcing her man to fuck her up for meddling in his shit, but things worked out different for her…

Either way, here she is in a bikini….

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Armani Jeans has cast Rihanna, to be their celebrity face and unfortunately body, for their underwear campaign…

Rihanna is a huge star. I don’t know who Rihanna sold her soul to, but I asssume it was the same guy she sold her 14 year old Vagina at the Barbados Karaoke bar, because she’s got it fucking made…

People are throwing money at her, in hopes of it selling product, despite her body being something you’d expect belongs carting her 6 kids around the resort looking for a white man to pay her to show them around….her vagina…for the week they are in town….in efforts to pay for her baby formula….

Either way, here’s the first preview….I’m sure much more gross is gonna come..

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I like Rihanna’s European shopping outfit…mainly because it is half naked…and would make the grocery store a hell of a lot more interesting especially on the overweight and elderly…cuz I’m a pervert and I like that kind of belly exposed…but I also like it because she’s a fucking gutter girl from the Islands who I’d expect in a Doo Rag cleaning hotel rooms…not because I’m a racist…but because that was her destiny before being a child prostitute with the right clients thanks to her Island being one of the more prestigious ones…and who really cares….just look at the pics.

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna getting drunk and partying alone on a yacht in Saint Tropez a place her uneducated, daughter of a garbage man, thick yet lovely ass, didn’t know existed back before she turned all hollywood….You know, here she is on a boat that she would have only been allowed on back home if she was turning tricks or willing to do this very same dance, naked….on some rich British faces…who like getting away with fucking 14 year olds…before they turn on you, set you up and force a record deal out of you….

The whole thing is inspiring to young girls everywhere…especially if they are poor and have a dream of drinking fine wines and cheeses on yachts in france cuz they are all famous and shit…who cares….she’s in a bikini…and unfortunately looks great cuz I love to hate her and this makes it harder….well not really….but I like looking…despite hating her…making this whole thing confusing…

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Rihanna’s been trying to keep it as Caribbean as she knows how by rocking her Bob Marley shirt so that we know all she’s legit, you know an authentic islander who can’t relate to the people in the islands since she left at a young age and turned all rich and hollywood, in fact they all hate her, even though that’s all she had going for her…and luckily I’m digging her hustle, even in her one peice bathing suit in the south of france cuz she’s all fancy and shit….pictures you can only see by clicking the link below cuz I don’t have the rights to them cuz I suck at being a legit business…

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Rihanna’s rocking out, slutting hard, in concert wearing some really tight, shorts that likely don’t breate, and probably breed infections, bacteria, and new strains of diseases, all things you’d expect Rihanna’s vagina to have, thanks to years of whoring herself to get to this point of world dominance in the entertainment world…cuz I know that with her level of talent…there’s no reason she’s doing anything but working as a back-up dancer in a Barbados resort weekly entertainment…and I know that to get from Barbados to this…takes a whole lot of slut muscle hustle….

Her thickness could be hot to some, not really that great to me, cuz I think she’s played out, irritating, a snake who makes her man hit her only to get him locked up, but when you dress and move like this, I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert.

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Rihanna is still in Barbados….She’s still in a bikini top…living th good life outside her multi million dollar home that is substantially nicer than the shanty she lived in with her Garbage man father….but probably still smells like garbage…because that’s just the vibe I get off this pig of a person…but maybe I’m just hating….when really I can’t hate on a bitch in a bikini top and tight pants…it is not in my genetic code…I pretty much get sucked into the shit…for no good reason….

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Here’s Rihanna in Barbados for the second week….I guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks…as her shit was getting stale and boring before she decided to re-invent herself with some reggae and Soca vibe, yes I just did my first music review and it was about Rihanna’s shitty pop music…..so she’s taping in and promoting herself as an authentic islander….which no one ever really denied, cuz getting her career start as a teenage hooker at the karaoke bar where she fucked rich white people from the UK while they were on vacation….lead to a lot of bitterness and hate from her peers and when they turn on you…you kinda lose that Islander edge…that she’s clearly trying to re-establish….

The Bob Marley one-piece bathing suit was a good touch…I mean I can taste the Roti pussy from here…it’s thick, irritating, but I’d still try to get up in it, I mean shit this is Rihanna…..

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Maybe I haven’t had enough sex today, or maybe she’s just standing next to fat chicks or maybe I’ve just been standing next to fat chicks but I think these Rihanna pics are hot…

I also love that I know people in Barbados and they they hate her for being this diva bitch with a belly, you know big fish coming home to her small pond, only to act like a big fish, when really you’re supposed to be pretty nice, humble and cool when you become that big fish, you know since you proved yourself and don’t need to shit on the people more than you already have as they pull bratty rich people from the UK around on tubes for beer money, when you can own the fucking hotel they’re working out of….

But I really love the rumors that she was a teen prostitute and that’s how she made it…cuz whoring at a young age being the gateway whoring to land a solid fucking career that’s lasted the last 4 or 5 years….should be advertised more…and maybe it’s best to keep all the Southeast asians ladyboys and Eastern Europe sex traded teens out of the marketing material…cuz their underage whoring is far less lucrative….

Here are the pics…

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