Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet cuz she makes the USA too much fucking money, she hasn’t killed herself yet, cuz she feels like she’s at the top of the world not having to be a pilgrim commoner like all the beautiful bajan women working as hookers for tourists and cleaning hotel rooms in Barbados…..but she has gone home to film a music video and make the world think she actually is liked or respected in Barbados, from what I know, they all fucking hate her, cuz she talks down to the locals like a snobby cunt, but you don’t care about that, you care that her tits look swollen in this video and that she’s standing next to fat chicks who are probably her cousins, to make her look skinny and to get them off her back…

THe good news is that she’s finally making music that makes fucking sense. That sounds caribbean and as much as I hate pop and despite how much I want Rihanna to disappear….this is a good move.

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Rihanna brought her high waisted underwear to the Today Show. I don’t know why she didn’t perform in a sheer panty, maybe it is not allowed, or maybe she likes to forget the days of being a teenage prostitute back home in barbados, even though that is what gave her the career she has today, it is the reason she’s on the Today show today…

I’m getting bored of these pantless performances by average at best women, I say we kick old school and make them perform a striptease during their performances….cuz there’s just not enough clit in pop culture these days…we need to bridge the gap of porn and MTV. We’re ready. At least I am, but then again I acknowledge a whore being a fucking whore, when everyone else thinks this bitch is special cuz she has a record deal and millions in the bank. Oh well.

I’d post the video, but you don’t need to be put through the hell that is her screechy horrible sounding singing voice to grasp her ass in motion….just look at the pics…

Fine – I changed my mind…cuz she likes the smell of sex in the air….

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Rihanna has a new video. It’s not one of those videos that’s really worth jerking off to, unless you are a romantic and emotional masturbator and you like to feel like a 90s singer song writer when cumming on your thigh.

This shit is some screechy sounding shit, proving that even when edited in post production, Rihanna is still a talentless teenage prostitute who fucked the right dude at the Barbados Kareoke bar…

This is like some dying cat that I wish was actually a dying hooker back in that barbados karaoke bar…then we wouldn’t have to bother with this nonsense.

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Rihanna is like a stripper who just got a set of Breast Implants, all fucking proud of her shit that she puts it on blast, you know so that everyone and their mother knows, that bitch has a nipple ring.

I don’t know if it’s her cheap marketing hustle, if it is her island girl, laid back, teenage prostitute hustle, or if her small tits just don’t need a bra, but she’s been out advertising that she’s got a nipple ring the last two years, and shit’s as boring as seeing a cheesy chachi dude drinking out of a magnum of goose at the lame high end club, wearing a beater so everyone sees his tattoo sleeves….

I just hate people who show off some of dumb shit, if Rihanna wants us jerking off to her, bitch better show her fucking clit.

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Originally I was gonna write about how Rihanna raped some poor kids Raggedy Ann doll, or even some poor adult’s memory of their Raggedy Ann doll, while giving some poor dude with a Raggedy Ann fetish something to jerk off to, in what may be the dumbest looking wig of all time….thinking maybe it had to do with her being from the gutter, a rag wearing slave child, forced to suck white dick on resorts to help pay the shanty electrical….but then I noticed I could see her nipple ring, and I really figured out why these pics and I came together. If you know what I mean.

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Rihanna is such a slut…

Legs….

Tits….

This is the kind of shit that makes Beyonce a jealous, insecure cunt who hits the gym, gets what look like implants, all to secure her position as Jay Z’s number 1 ho….cuz you can’t take the gully crackwhore out of the bitch….even if she’s all rich and called a Diva and shit…

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I can’t quite figure out if this picture of Rihanna is a step up from their last issue staring Snooki’s gut on a rocket, or if they went to the same barn they pulled that pig out of and came out with this….you see because something about Rihanna makes me hate her and in hating her leaves me unable to appreciate that she’s showing the world her ass in a magazine…and I think that’s that she’s got no talent, she was nothing but a teen hooker fucking British men in Barbados, who got some kind of break, probably cuz she was fucking British men in Barbados, and in turn became the entity that she’s not humble about in anyway. I have friends in Barbados and I’m surprised the bitch hasn’t been shot and thrown into the Ocean yet, cuz she is that hated there…but I guess I should learn to seperate myself from people I’ve never met, cuz even talking like this is making me feel weird….so look at her ass and forget all the wrong in the world she’s done..while remembering the best move of Chris Brown’s career was trying to kill the bitch to save humanity…but instead got in trouble for it…he’s really a bleach blonde hero…while Rihanna’s songtrack to her life is about being a blackhead….FOLLOW ME

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These are some pretty gay fairy pics of Rihanna on the beach, prancing around like some kind of poofter who just graduated his interior design college program with honors, or just walked out of the AIDS clinic negative after a night of hard fucking raw dog in a bathouse after too many Cosmos, poppers, and Tina…..skipping around like you just want to cunt punch her to make her sit down…and these pictures would have been so much better if they were a tribute to her life after she succombed to a terminal illness she suffered the way we’ve suffered by being polluted by her music…Maybe that was a little extreme, but I know there’s something twisted about how she went from Barbado Trashman’s trash to a spread in Vogue like she matters…something went down and I can only blame secret societies, cover-ups and teenage prostitute scandals…whatever…here are the pics….

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We get it Rihanna, you’re trying to get noticed like you were the next Lady Gaga, even though you were before Lady Gaga, but don’t have the marketing appeal, cuz instead of pretending to have a dick, you just piss off your dick and make him teach you a lesson, like a lot of Island girls who don’t know their place cuz all of a sudden they make too much money usually need, only to turn on him, sell him out and bore the public into feeling sorry for you and not cuz you are you, but cuz you are a battered women, even though you deserved it….

But like any dude, I can appreciate this hustle. It doesn’t make me like you, respect you or give you my approval I know you so badly seek, but it does make me want to fuck you before leaving you tied to a tree deep in the forest to test your survival skills…

Amazing costume design….Next stop porno movie!

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