One of my readers thinks I suck because I am not funny anymore because I complain instead of ripping into celebrities….

Matthew Sobel
yo faggot
you sold out

drunkenstepfather
huh?

Matthew Sobel
your site used to be good
now is as played as you

drunkenstepfather
who are you?

Matthew Sobel
im your conscience

drunkenstepfather
what are you wearing?

Matthew Sobel
you know your site sucks
ha typical plebian drunkenstepfather response

drunkenstepfather
what is it missing

Matthew Sobel
what are u wearing?
thats what u come up with
u got lohans number and u used it to leave some nonsense
ur linked into all the pop blogs and shit and ppl come to ur site and leave noone cares
u coulda been somebody, but now ur shot, old hat, yesterdays news pal

drunkenstepfather
they never cared

drunkenstepfather
they never cared

Matthew Sobel
ur on some pathetic shit, that like ur rap
its not working, be insulting
*thats
and stop linking to ugly fat women and little girls its creepy and ur gunna end up on a pedo watch list
you should post this on ur site and show ppl how i completely ruined you

drunkenstepfather
i feel so ruined

I guess I am a pussy. Speaking of pussy here are the Jessica Simpson Cameltoe pics….

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I don’t really know what the fuck is going on in these pics. My guess is as good as yours and I am not going to make a stupid joke about how she’s got a new fetish or how this is her little brother they keep in the basement who only gets to go out around Christmas time and brass poles is a Christmas Tradition at the Hilton’s just like watching Paris get slammed by Greek guys is an Easter tradition, because Greeks are Orthodox and Easter is huge for them. A little known fact about Paris Hilton’s career is that her dad was behind the sex tape, I’m not talking behind the concept but behind the camera, at least that’s the story I heard.

Speaking of brass poles, I added a strippers to my AIM after I convinced her to give me her contact while getting a lap dance. I asked her what she did on christmas, she said that she worked. It’s the best night at the strip club because the guys who go there are the core strip club fans. They are lonely, horny and willing to splurge on a Christmas present for themselves to try to make themselves happy. This usually means offering the stripper they took 10 lapdances from some extra money for sex back at their place. Either way, Christmas is a time for miracles, and this stripper on my AIM got her own kind of miracle when her title went for dancer to hooker, but it’s Christmas so I guess it doesn’t count, she just see herself as a charity worker…

Speaking of whores, here’s the Paris Pics….

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I am watching an Oprah rerun because I have nothing better to do and I only get one channel. It’s kind of a reoccurring theme in my life. Janet Jackson is on and she calls her mother “Mother”. I find that really creepy, like Norman Bates creepy and it could have something to do with why people said MJ like to touch little boys, but we all know he’s innocent. Either way, I am on vacation, I refuse to put more energy into my post than this. It’s called being lazy.

Someone I know told me I need to go on Prozac, it will make me happy, but I am concerned that if it makes me calm/sane/etc, I’ll abandon all of you and I’d hate for that to happen. I’d rather just self-medicate with alcohol so in planning my New Year’s Eve resolution, I’m thinking of putting “Drink More” on the list. I am also thinking of starting smoking again since I quit last year and 2006 was shitty. I guess that’s the opposite of what most people set as resolutions, but at least I know that I can follow-through on mine with little to no effort.

That’s the story I heard and here are my steplinks…

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Here are some Christmas pics of Pam Anderson showing her panties to the world, with a glass of champagne, which is pretty weak considering we’ve all seen her goods violated by Tommy Lee. I don’t know if these are recent pics or not, I’m pretty out of the loop and I guess so are you, considering you’re reading this site….

I guess since I have a commitment to you unappreciative virgins, I should tell you about my Boxing Day…Nothing really eventful happen, I had a 20 dollar bill in my pocket that I was planning on spending on my Christmas shopping because I like a deal and I actually thought about giving the family gifts this year even though they hate me. I went to a lingerie store in hopes of finding a couple of cheap g-strings for the stepdaughters, I like to keep them nice and slutty in the event they ever meet a rich guy who can sponsor me. That left me with 14 dollars that I took to the Casino in hopes of making a million dollars, I figured it’s never too late for a christmas miracle and I was annoyed of the crowds, despite being poor and needing to shop for a deal, all these other fuckers were just cheap and I find bargain hunting pretty fucking tacky. Either way, I lost all the money at the Casino, but got some old lady in a purple jump suit to give me a lift home all I had to do was stand by her for 2 hours because she was convinced I was her good luck charm.

Speaking of old ladies, here’s them there Pam Anderson Pics…I am not sure what the hell is holding her umberella but with a suit that color he must be Hindu.

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I am not sure what’s going on in these pics, all I know is that santa has no pants on and she’s rockin out in a Mrs Claus outfit. I was going to say that I only know what you know, but realized that you are all idiots and probably don’t know anything.

I don’t have time to post today, because my wife has put me on a mission to shoplift. She assumes that if there are as many people as the TV says there is in the malls, that I’ll have no problem ripping off the stores. The TV is her link to the outside world. I am not actually going to rob any stores, cuz my wife isn’t hot enough to go to jail for, and because I know they hire tons of extra security, but I will be taking advantage of this escape opportunity to watch hot girls trying on tight clothes. That means I won’t be back til later and this is just a little something to yuletide you over. That was a lame holiday joke that you won’t find funny. Either way, I hope you Jews had a Merry X-Mas and I’ll think about posting my X-Mas day live-blog for you later.

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It’s Christmas weekend and I need to get my Holiday shopping done. I am planning on hitting up the Salvation Army with my 10 dollar budget for the family and it’s going to be a Christmas Miracle. The next 2 days I would be drinking egg nog, but can’t afford it, I’d be eating holiday treats but I can’t afford it. I’d be bringing holiday cheer to my neighbors because money isn’t everything but I am too lazy. Either way, it’s going to be a poor person’s Christmas, but I’ve seen It’s a Wonderful Life and according to Jimmy Stewart, there’s no such thing as a poor person’s Christmas. Be safe, have fun, and if you’re alone, go to the strip club. They’ll take care of you.