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2006

27

Jun

I am – DrunkenStepSasha More Randoms of the Day

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I am writing this post for Sopha. She falls in love with everyone who I end up putting on this site, whether it’s Steve, Sasha or me. She is a 20 year old virgin from Singapore and she is not the kind of girl who takes naked pics, which means she’s not the kind of girl for me. But she did email me asking for more of Sasha, and coincidentally, he went out for more pictures of randoms cuz he liked the attention from the last post. I guess I made him famous. bitch.

Sasha Trying to Get in the Limo


Sasha Riding on a Garbage Truck

Sasha with a Couple Making Out

Sasha with “The Real Cancun”

Sasha with “Vinny the Cha-Chi”

Sasha with a Girl Who Doesn’t Want to be on the Internet

Girl Who Doesn’t Want to be on the Internet

Sasha with Prom Kids

Sasha with the Half of the Shitty Hotel Bar Band

Sasha with the Shitty Hotel Bar Band

Sasha with Old Tanned Cougar

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Jessica Simpson New Video Pics

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Here are a couple of pictures from Jessica Simpson’s new video starring Christina Applegate, Christina Milian and Eva Longoria. Bitch is calling on all the favors to try take back the spotlight from her useless sister. Jessica Simpson is the kind of girl who developed a complex when her dad was molesting Ashlee instead of her. She’d be in her room, with her ear to the wall listening to her daddy’s grunts and Ashlee’s moans, while tears rolled down her cheek, because she felt inadequate. It’s all good Jessica, I feel inadequate all the time, it’s called E.D., that means I can’t get it up. Sometimes I even try jerking off with sandpaper, hoping the pain will make it move. It doesn’t. Thanks for reading, tell your friends.

UPDATE: TMZ Has a Behind the Scene’s Video of this Video

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Petra’s Blunt of the Day

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Petra's Blunt of the Day

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Dates Darkies of the Day

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This bitch is following Posh Spice’s lead. She was in an all girl band in the UK called Girls Aloud, not the Spice Girls, but both have the word “GIRLS” in their names. Now she’s marrying a “U.K. Footballer” named Ashley Cole and he may not be Beckham but he showers with him. This is creepier than my Lohan stalker posts, but that’s not the point. I really don’t have a point. I never do. Thanks for reading.


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2006

26

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am posting links, because links are fun. If I forgot your link (Zini) or if you have links for me, feel free to email me. It makes me feel loved, something I never felt growing up. Thanks in advance.


I think this is Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan Singing GO

I think this is a funny Prom Picture GO

I think this is a great question to ask online Go

I think this song kinda sucks, but is supposed to be popular GO

I think I like Denim Shorts on Bitches GO

I think Madonna has disgusting Hands GO

I think the reasearch on Penis Size and Car at LPSG.org is Genius comedy GO

I think Full House Outakes are Fun GO

I think Teen Models are Cock Teases GO

I think Tori Spelling Doesn’t Know I killed her dad GO

I think Keira Knightly See-Through makes her look like a dude GO

I think YourDirtyMind finds the best sexy links online GO

I think Courtney Love’s Tits look Messed…GO

I think Pherlure actually works GO

…who cares what I think….

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2006

26

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller and Jude Law’s Shoes of the Day

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.


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2006

26

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller and Jude Law's Shoes of the Day

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.


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2006

26

Jun

I am – Kimberly Stewart Cleavage of the Day

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She had implants when she was slammin’ that fat kid from the TV show the Osbornes. Then she had them removed. Now she has cleavage. That is the story of Kimberly Stewart’s tits.

I have stories of other sets of tits if you are interested, but you will have to keep coming back to this site to hear them. Tell your friends.


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2006

26

Jun

I am – Madonna’s Not Juicy of the Day

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I love how Madonna doesn’t realize she’s washed up because she still sells out shows. She is also a gay man cliche. I heard that you aren’t allowed to suck another man’s dick unless you are down with Madonna. It’s something fags are taught while learning how to speak with a lisp, while styling hair and dancing.

It’s not something fags learn while getting molested by their school teacher, baseball coach or whoever else taught them the HOMO way. But something they learn while doing crystal meth and E and barebacking with other molested dudes.

I guess the irony of this post is that Madonna’s rockin a Juicy track suit, while her menopausal pussy isn’t really all that Juicy….that’s like me wearing a shirt that says “SLIM”.

Cuddles.

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