In this picture you can see Christina Aguilera’s nipple ring. That’s all I have to say about that.
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Scarlett Johansson's Self Esteem
In a recent interview with Ireland On-line, the very lush Scarlett Johansson reveals that her inflated ego is merely due to the fact that she’s “comfortable with herself.”
Whatever. She talks about her breasts in this article, and really, that’s all that matters.
Scarlett Johansson credits her sexiness with the fact she’s always been very comfortable with the way she looks.
The Lost in Translation star urges all young women to study themselves carefully and pick out all the things that look great before opting to try to copy someone else’s style.
She says: “If you’re comfortable with yourself, then it’s sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I fell sexy. I am a very liberated person that way.
“I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face – well, sometimes I’m not comfortable with my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
Johansson admits her favourite feature is her breasts: “I’m proud of my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles.”
We’re proud of them too, Scarlett. Can we see them?
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Scarlett Johansson’s Self Esteem
In a recent interview with Ireland On-line, the very lush Scarlett Johansson reveals that her inflated ego is merely due to the fact that she’s “comfortable with herself.”
Whatever. She talks about her breasts in this article, and really, that’s all that matters.
Scarlett Johansson credits her sexiness with the fact she’s always been very comfortable with the way she looks.
The Lost in Translation star urges all young women to study themselves carefully and pick out all the things that look great before opting to try to copy someone else’s style.
She says: “If you’re comfortable with yourself, then it’s sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I fell sexy. I am a very liberated person that way.
“I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face – well, sometimes I’m not comfortable with my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
Johansson admits her favourite feature is her breasts: “I’m proud of my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles.”
We’re proud of them too, Scarlett. Can we see them?
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2005
06
Jan
I am – The Tampon Doll!
If only I found this a few weeks ago I would have given one to each of my kids for Hanukkah. They promise no “real” tampons are harmed in the making of these dolls so the activists will love them too.
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Spam of the Day
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To: drunkjesus@gmail.com
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Are you ready for the sex life you always dreamed about?
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Every woman wishes their partner could last longer in bed…
Do you want to increase her pleasure, as well as your own?
Well now its possible with Maxx Length.
What are you waiting for? Give it a try:
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Ken Park
These are some new clips, at least clips I haven’t seen from the Larry Clark/Harmony Korine flick Ken Park. This mainstream/indy movie movement that incorporates real sex acts really gets me going. I see a move from porn to the mainstream and that gets me hard.
Check the clips out HERE
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage
Oh, Lindsay. We know your breasts are big, but if you really must remind us, what else can we do. Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are spectacular, to quote a little known sitcom, regardless of their foundation in reality. Though, One question remains: Why does she all of a sudden have the face of a fourty year old?
Update: Hi-Res Lindsay Lohan pics
More pics after the jump
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Mail Order Bride
When I was looking for my wife, I shopped around…i weighed all my options and I even considered mail order, but being a poor person, I decided to take the other route, internet chat rooms, find the lonliest one around, and lure her in with my great looks and charm….
Here is a site I tried before I landed my Claudette
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2005
06
Jan
I am – Alexandra Paul
She is the flat chested girl from Baywatch. I remember my college years (I never went to college) spending endless nights watching Baywatch. I never really understood why they had this character in the show, I think it had to do with something about the producers being sexist and only hiring big breasted women, enstilling a horrible image on today’s youth and advocating implants…this is like when the factory I worked at hired a bunch of Paki’s, they were right off the boat and stank like curry. Was that racist? It’s affirmative action bitch and cheap labor. Without it my people would be much poorer.
Alexandra had a sex scene with a dude from ROBOCOP, edited was the part where his hard dick poked out of his boxers. I remember when this happened to me, only it wasn’t during a sex scene, it was at swimming practice, and I was the coach…..I just couldn’t get enough of them girls.
The clip is here
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2005
05
Jan
I am – BECKINSALE’s Pet Rabbit
Kate BECKINSALE apparently had to give her daughter’s rabbit to the help (which by the way is a distant mexican cousin of Jesus, my misbehaving client)becuase the rabbit wouldnt stop jerking off.
Actress KATE BECKINSALE was forced to give her daughter’s randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady – because it wouldn’t stop masturbating in its cage.
The PEARL HARBOR star eventually ran out of explanations as to what her daughter LILY’s pet was doing as he pleasured himself and “humped” his food bowl.
She came to the conclusion that the rabbit simply wasn’t comfortable in his surroundings.
Beckinsale says, “I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.
“I don’t think he liked being in a cage and wouldn’t stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.
“Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn’t do anything.”
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