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2016

18

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Braless of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is braless, which isn’t that interesting because she’s got those underdeveloped conular tits, just a set of nipples on her strong chest….and I get that being braless is the style, no girls wear bras, especially those under 25…it’s no big deal…

To the perverts like you and me, we see a girl with her tits, hard nippled, out in public being gratuitous…knowing she’d be seen and shot by the paparazzi…probably because she called the paparazzi…so she figured she’d make her outfit count for her creepy fans – the nerds.

But she was a girl who called Kim K out, only to retract her statement like a pussy faggot bitch, for being gratuitous with her nude pics for “feminism”…because we all know nothing the Kardashians do is for feminism, even if they are women getting paid, they are doing it like whores…

So the girl calling out a girl for shameless erotica – is producing erotica…subtle..but the same thing….like calling the pot calling the Armenian black when everyone knows she just fucks the blacks…

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2016

17

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Dress of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz showed off her massive tits at some event or premiere the other day – or yesterday – I am not interested in Chloe Grace Moretz the 18 year old overrated thanks to being a 14 year old in a superhero costume that nerds and virgins and I guess autistic / aspergers men of all ages fell in love with, but since they aren’t perverted like you, waited until her 18th birthday to stare at her underdeveloped, but legal tits…because one thing that’s great about virgin loser comic book people is that despite being socially awkward and scared of life…they are respectful due to their social awkwardness when not alone in front of their computer chronically masturbating lie the rest of us…they just usually smell..which I guess isn’t really that respectful at all.

I guess what I am saying is, Chloe Grace Moretz is boring and can’t even fill out her dress like a real girl…making me think that we live in a world where small breasts get ahead but that can’t be right? Can it? If it is, how will I know her worth without a bra size to confirm it….right?

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2016

11

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Has a Bralette on of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz may be very famous, booking all kinds of movies, probably getting paid A-Lister money, not Jennifer Lawrence money, but in the same handful of younger girls who are getting blockbuster movies, girls that nerds and virgins who still go to movies fucking love, girls who can book the blockbuster movies because talent agencies don’t like cultivating too many stars, they like to focus on the few and keep the same girls getting the jobs or some shit..

I don’t find her hot, but I do like her bralette that you can see through her shirt, some training bra style, no wire, no padding underwear like she wasn’t 18, but 12 and just hitting puberty…which is what I assume the people who are into her are into…

In reality, I just posted this because I wanted to say Bralette.

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2016

04

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content…

They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience…

It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer…

I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong.

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2016

27

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz are so fucking weird. The virgin losers who fell in love with her in her spandex superhero outfit – despite being 14…because nerds just fucking love anything in spandex superhero outfit…even dudes…it’s just part of their psyche of being nerds who didn’t have friends pre-internet – where they could find likeminded nerds…forcing them to use their imagination and their comic books to stay entertained…something some of them still do for sex purposes thanks to social awkwardness…but more likely don’t have to do because they used their nerd brains to get nerd rich and rich gets all the pussy they could ever want – even when socially awkward…because hookers don’t care about the person behind the wallet they are fucking…

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2016

14

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Underdeveloped Tits of the Day

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I used to sext a girl who wanted to get breast implants because her tits stopped developing when she was 12, apparently it’s called “TUBULAR” Breasts or something, it’s a thing….

I was still more than happy to stare at her tits in videos of her inserting things in her ass….she was 20…I was in my 40s…I mean…how could I hate that gold…

I love tits of all sizes, and levels of developed, so long as the host body is 18 years and older…I just don’t really think its all that hot…and I would generally focus on other body parts….like HER OVER DEVELOPED AND HUNGRY VAGINA

So if I was the parents of Chloe Grace Moretz trying to whore her, I’d probably get her breast implants as a surprise, telling her we were going to Disneyland or some shit, only to pull up at the doctor’s office where they quickly put her under….you know like Lohan’s parents who whored her out…

But the reality is her fans are actually mad she’s 18, they wanted her 14 and in Spandex so these tits are actually a tribute to that…retain that pervert predator fanbase…they probably even took hormones to make this weirdness happen…

What it comes down to is that all tits are tits.

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2016

11

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Vagina Definition of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz didn’t really age very well….and she’s only 19….which is suprising because her dad is a Plastic Surgeon…

You’d think he’d be giving her tits, maybe a new face, unless he already did that when she was a kid before selling her to the entertainment industry after “realizing Moretz loved to act, so we did some Auditions”….in what I call stage parent excuse number 1….that got her into Kickass in Spandex for the real creepers…

I guess tits and face isn’t really her concern, because it’s her vagina that likes to eat…at least that’s what you’d think when looking at her vagina eat her pants…

I don’t know if that’s a labia reduction surgery, but would assume it’s not bcause otherwise it’d look more like a dick in her leggings, maybe it’s liposuction situation, or maybe it’s just a size-up your pants, you’re not an EXTRA SMALL anymore…unless she just wants you to see her little (not so little, looks kinda long) slit with pants jacked up into it….I would assume since she’s famous and knows paparazzi follow her…this is intentional…I’d say she wants to see this, but it’s probably her family that has their hands in her pocket more into keeping her talked about..

Either way, here’s some pussy definition

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2016

10

Mar

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Chloe Grace Moretz Edition of the Day

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I make fun of every celebrity, and the good news is that the general public has become so self involved, that they only really care about their social media accounts and the people they follow on those social media accounts, making these actors practically obsolete, barely famous even though you think they’re famous, and most interestingly, not making nearly the money they used to…unless they are Jennifer Lawrence, or on a sitcom they make 60k a movie that their management take 30-40% of….it’s practically minimum wage but so much more glamourous….unless you’re Chloe Grace, in which case, it’s not Glamourous at all, but rather one step away from practically homeless monster in the most hilarious outfit that looks like a 4 year old dressed her, maybe because as a child star, being 4 is the where she left off before parents whored her out to perverts like you – who are into jerking off to pictures like this…and I guess what I’m trying to say is – what the fuck is that neck…the good news is her socially awakward nerd followers love her no matter how Autistic and weird she looks…

-Looking good sweetheart is an old feature I used to do on the site – pointing out ugly chicks….I stopped doing it…when people stopped reading the site…back in 2005.

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2016

08

Feb

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Monkey Stance for the Year of the Monkey…she’s relevant like that…

I went to see Hai Caesar at an actual theatre this weekend, despite fearing public places for shootings and diseases from other people, I figured it was a good place to finger a 20 year old, not to mention to reconnect with humans to see what they find funny, entertaining and laugh at…

Because as a bitter, angry, miserable hater, everything I see that is popular makes me mad, and I think “how was that written”…or “How could this joke fly”…or “how did the writers allow this to happen”….

Before remembering – that I have no audience, so clearly, I have no idea what I’m talking about..

Anyway, I saw a trailer featuring this pudgy little 18 year old, probably shot when she was 17, in a bikini…as a Sorority sister who has decided that their Sorority needs Women Pride and throw parties despite it being a Frat thing…all while living next door to the worst fucking person in the world…with his throaty nasal laugh – Seth Rogan….and the people in the audience were roaring hysterical to the bad fucking low level vine style jokes…

Point being….when I see Chloe Grace…all I see is that fucking trailer replaying in my head reminding me of the caliber of actor she is on the cash grab…while seeing how overrated her sex appeal is…making me hate her.

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2016

27

Jan

Chloe Grace Moretz Goes Black and May One Day Go Back…TBD…of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is fucking Chance the Rapper. They went to a Miguel concert, so ethnic, and apparently that means the 18 year old is taking a big black dick, and who the fuck cares, we’re in a Black Lives Matter era where people shit on White Privilege, meaning if she were to not fuck a black guy, that’d be racist in and of itself…

There was a time when black guys, no matter how rich they were, were forced to fuck the fat white girls that the white guys didn’t want, and obviously the edgy, exciting, daring women who were into black dudes, like Heidi Klum…

There was a time that guys who are around 40 years old would dump their girlfriends if they found out they banged a black guy, they just couldn’t get over it, because white privelege..But now, hip hop is mainstream, black people aren’t slaves and have become top tier producers, citizens, etc…despite what you racists want to think…

The truth is, I’ve never been offended by white girls banging black guys, I’ve seen it go from fantasy to mainstream over the last 30 years and I’ve found it funny…you know seeing these white girls pissing off their dad’s for bigger dick and athletic sex…but I’m not a white racist…who obsesses over 18 year old barely interesting comic book characters in movies….and that’s why I am loving this story…

When the white girl gets a black boyfriend, her weirdo fans freak the fuck out. It happened to JOJO but are we passed that…I mean if you base things on the Oscars, obviously not..but if you base it on everything else in popculture…then probably are…

Either way, I just think her getting railed by a huge dick whatever color it is is hilarious..it’s just representative of all girls…of all ages…wanting big dicks..to fill them hoping to fill their empty souls…

She’s 18 and leaving nightclubs, because when you’re famous, the drinking age is whenever you want. In some cases, murdering is accepted too…

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