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2016

11

Jan

Chloe Grace Moretz for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is in Glamour Mexico, because apparently Mexicans are into a girl who wore spandex and played a comic book action figure in Kickass….wearing Spandex at 14….perverts…in fact I think most Mexicans have a family of 4 at the age of 14 so it’s ok…

Now that she’s 18, the stigma, the excitement of her and her Olsen Twin looking face is a little less exciting for the perverts, but seeing her laying on her bed, on her stomach is position 2 I ask girls to do in their sexting with me on facetime…hump that pillow til you squirt….wedding the bed is my fetish…it reminds me of how troubled they are….thanks to their mom’s selling them out to the media.

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2015

28

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz in Snow in Heels of the Day

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She’s getting high concept….naked under a fur coat in heels in the snow…

I feel like this is a high school or even a junior college art project about the animalistic survival mechanism in nature contrasted with modern day luxury and the idea of beauty through nudity, heels and overall sex appeal….

Right? That’s what she’s going for right? Right?

I mean we’re all trying to jerk off to her skinny legs all vulnerable in the snow…needing one of us to shovel her out of the ditch she stuck in…only to repay us by spreading those legs….or bending over the the snowplow on the truck…in the most Canadian winter fantasy around….except in Canada, we were probably legally allowed to have vaginal sex with her when all of America fell in love with her, since 18 isn’t the legal age here…but I guess the fact that people couldn’t fuck her is part of why people like her…fucking perverts…

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2015

03

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day

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Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass…

But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”…

What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is…

Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow…

What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit..

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2015

20

Nov

Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker…

I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere…

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2015

28

Oct

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range…

Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong..

I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18…

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2015

18

Sep

Chloe Grace Moretz Panty Flash of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz panties for the perverts….

This is all so boring…now that’s she’s 18.

She doesn’t deserve a celebrity status, they should send her back to school, to get an education, so that her vapid, entitled, probably herpes ridden because she’s in Hollywood and has no soul….

Where is the compelling, interesting, fun…it’s all bullshit…

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2015

22

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz VS Urinal of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is young and I guess part of the gender bending movement that’s been getting more and more popular….thanks to internet, tumblr, and the attention all these trans people are getitng for being gender obscure…

I don’t know what is happening, but I assume it is the hormones in the food…because I am ignorant and remember a time when trannies were just prostitutes for closet cases to meet in the gay part of town and in the back pages like they were Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy, in seeking something different but not quite homo…and not every second kid at the high school prom…or maybe the world is just more tolerant…or maybe everyone was trannies when I was growning up…and we just didn’t know it…because society was mean…

I don’t really care about what gender anyone identifies with, probably because I don’t care for humanity enough to care about what some asshole things of his cock or asshole…if it is a pussy to him…it’s a pussy to him…and affects me in no way at all..I’m too busy self hating..

I will say that Chloe Grace Moretz is probably less about being a girl who can pee standing up without it going everywhere and making a mess…but more a “hey look at me I’m Caitlin Jenner”…mocking the movement…because…this seems very insensitive to trans girls who crave peeing in Urinals…

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2015

10

Feb

Chloe Gracce Moretz in a Bikini of the DAy

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The biggest news in the entertainment industry is that Chloe Gracce Moretz turned 18….and then put on a bikini….

It is not as exciting as when a girl who wants to get into porn turns 18…you know with the whole coming of age….right of passage….anal on the first day they can be filmed doing anal….because if they did it a day before…it would be kiddie porn…but today…12 hours later…it is ok.

Only the bikini version, which is boring as fuck, but still a bikini…..

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2014

30

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz in Flare for the Creeps of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is some 17 year old who nerds have been masturbating to since she was 12. It’s a little strange to think that all you virgin losers are also pedophiles, but I guess being into comics, and seeing a girl in a superhero outfit, all while being unable to really differentiate reality from fiction, because that’s all part of being a delusional weirdo..it’s not your fault…I blame society…it’s the same reason you jerked off to Emma Watson in Harry Potter and I guess only their parents who are selling them out to the “sex trade” I call Hollywood are to blame…

Here she is in a fashion shoot, take it while you can, because soon…she’ll be 18 and the allure will be gone…even though I think she’ll go on to do some great…possibly naked things…it happens when they sell their souls at a young age.

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2013

04

Jul

Chloe Grace Moretz in InSyle of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Freedom from to stare at a 16 year old girl in a fashion spread…and by 16 year old girl, I mean Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson, going through puberty while a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..

I figure, why not post pics of a teen you lust after by can’t bed, or even see naked, because despite being told you are free, you really aren’t…

I mean you could always just try to seduce her when she’s filming in canada, last I heard 14 was legal..

I generally go for old, damaged girls, they are more affordable and less annoying…I don’t dig this kind of thing, but I know you do..

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