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2019

21

Jun

Chloe Kim Bikini of the Day

This just in CHLOE KIM is in a bikini….which is very fucking important because it is a reminder that even when you’re an Olympian in a sport that should probably not be an Olympic sport, but that the Olympic committee probably put together to try to get a younger, fresher, cooler audience…you know the board sport kids…keeping in X-TREME….you can post bikini pics for attention like all girls do….being an athlete doesn’t mean you can’t strip down half naked to get jerked off to…it doesn’t mean you should only post positive content about your sports….being slutty on the internet is INCLUSIVE….it is for EVEREYONE!

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2018

17

Sep

Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day

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Chloe Kim like Bruce Jenner…is an American Olympic hero…

Like all Olympic Hero’s before her, she’s out there in her bikini, showing off her strong Asian ass and she’s 18 now, so it’s less perverted to jerk off to it than it was when she won all those Snowboarding awards….

She’s a gymnast who never was, because her family raised her in Socal and she had to be cool by choosing board sports…and with most snowboarding chicks, she doesn’t really have the hottest of bodies, hardly the Asian ass you’d want…a little too strong, it keeps her competitive…but you’re all patriots here so do it all for your country….

At least she’s not fat…like the rest of your country…so we should all encourage one of the last generations of not morbidly obese like the 75% of the rest of the country who watch her win.

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2018

12

Jul

Chloe Kim Olympian Bikini of the Day

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Olympians can wear bikinis too you know…

It’s the BIKINI generation, which is one of the best things about this generation…..

It’s all Porn, Netflix, MMA, More Porn, Selfies….and with that mix, often comes slutty material because it gets more likes than non slutty material…even when it involves athletes we should only be supporting because they fucking win the USA Medals…but instead…she’s out there saying “Check out the bikini”…because bikini bikini bikini bikini.

YOU ARE NOT AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST…until you’re on IG in a bikini…you know.

I don’t think she’s 18, but I guess like McKayla Maroney taught us, America has no problem sexualizing things they legally and really morally shouldn’t sexualize…sickos.