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2020

10

Aug

Christina Aguilera Wet T Shirt Contest of the Day

Christina Aguilera White Dress Pool

Christina Aguilera, unlike Britney Spears, is finally figuring out this social media thing at 40 years old, because she’s from an era where celebrities were so coddled that they didn’t need to do this bitch work, that was for the assistants and interns and I guess it probably still is, but she knows enough to participate in the capturing of the photo.

I was thought Aguilera was hotter than Britney Spears because I was more into trashy and slutty girls from broken homes, but I guess I didn’t know that Britney would end up allowing losers to knock her up and set them up for life, a pretty redeemable quality, before being held captive by her own family to produce hits, perform old hits and all that…while Aguilera went onto have a kid with some ugly as fuck dude, and control her own existence and money..

In this post from her pool, you will see the larger than she used to be, set of tits nippleless despite being in a white dress….confusing me, but fat chicks in the pool floating with their fake tits compensates for the lack of nips, I mean she does have to keep things semi PG, she’s 40 fucking years old after all and bringing out the tits now, like some kind of 20 year old, would be out of context…I guess.

She’s apparently promoting the new Cardi B song “WAP” because she’s probably paid to help push it, it’s a weird industry and after finding out Cardi B is managed by Kris Jenner, you sort of have to accept that this is all manipulating your minds…

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2020

26

May

Christina Aguilera Cleavage of the Day

Christina Aguilera Cleavage

Christina Aguilera has her titties out in a robe, which I guess is a fetish that is usually presented as a TOWEL DROP….but she’s 40 and was raised in an aquarium of pop music and extreme fame…she doesn’t know what the fuck is up, she just knows if she puts a titty selfie on the internet people will respond favorably because they grew up on her or because of the novelty of a now 40 year old popstar doing low level instagram shit because she can and because she’s got nothing else to do with herself…

I always liked her tiny frame that is now a monstrous large frame….as it danced around for Genie’s in Bottles wanting to be rubbed the right way. I even liked her fake tits to make her look all the more “Sex Doll”….despite HATING fake tits…

So seeing her dead hair, I mean she’s been bleaching the shit since the 90s HARD, her filtered face that was filter so fucking hard her hand turned into a MITTEN…like she’s got no fucking fingers as they tried to buff out the old face….with tits that don’t look quite as perky as they once were is just a nice reminder of what was….and not necessarily very nice…

Christina Aguilera Cleavage

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2019

12

Dec

Christina Aguilera Hairline Shaming of the Day

christina aguilera tits hairline shaming

Christina Aguilera got them fat girl monster tits that are likely very fake because I remember when the 90 pound version of her all of a sudden had tits…

Now, at 40, she’s looking like a Kardashian with all the face injections, which I guess is better than looking 40….you know go for that SEX doll look…and commit to it…in layers and layers of make-up…she’s fucking 40….and make people focus on the tits instead of the face so they buy into the fantasy, their own fantasy of her, keeping the dream a live and not allowing themselves to see that she’s a fucking 40 year old…

But unfortunately for her, all the hair and make-up, we can see her male-pattern baldness happening as it happens to some women when they get older, go through menopause, have their hormones all out of wack, and more importantly…have been aggressively bleaching their brown hair for 30 fucking years instead of embracing her natural old fucking self…

She looks plastic and it’s wonderful…

christina aguilera tits hairline shaming

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2019

04

Oct

Christina Aguilera Big Broad of the Day

Christina Aguilera Big Broad

The icon, the legend, the never was Britney – Christina Aguilera lives…

Here are the pics of her shuffling her way into this event..as a fat man I can relate to her not wanting to wear pants…but still facing the same struggle of trying to carry that weight places…all pantsless….with your thighs rubbing togteher…which isn’t something she’s used to cuz in her castle she calls home she has a team of people physically carry her…oh to be rich and famous…

I don’t know why she’s out there doing this comeback tour, obviously money and ego, since she can seemingly sing, unlike Brtiney, who proved celebrity isn’t a singing contest.

I figure if I was a rich hot popstar at 20, making 100s of millions of dollars, I’d be good chilling on that money for life…but I guess bills need to be paid and doing nothing isn’t all that stimulating, even if I find it the best thing ever…

So instead of being a memory from the Dirty video, she’s a “woah look how gross Aguilera’s got since the Dirty Video”…and that is a dumb strategy.

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2019

30

Sep

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape of the Day

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape

Christina Aguilera is looking like the human version of a Hemorrhoid. You know all bloated with age because the integrity the structure of your rectum is destroyed from all your sitting and doing nothing all these years…but the human version.

I guess she’s decided to do a quick cash grab, why not, she’s Christina Aguilera, the third most popular popstar from the 90s, forever in Britney’s shadow, only now hard to miss while in Britney’s shadow because she’s 4 times Britney’s size.

The skinny, tiny, how fake titty stripper looking Disney Kid who was clever enough to go DIRTY when going DIRTY allowed her differentiate herself, but that ended up realizing that her true passion was eating….

I am not here to make fun of how fat she’s become, she’s been fat for a fucking decade, we are just here to laugh about how she dresses like she’s not fat, I assume thinking that fat empowerment in this body positive world means it is ok to get into slutty outfits like she was 25, and it is OK, but OK doesn’t mean it’s hot or looks good…OK means yeah, sure, wear what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s not digusting. It is disgusting.


Here is her scary fat yet flat ass…
Christina Aguilera Titty Tape

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2019

16

Sep

Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the Day

Christina Aguilera Weirdness

Sooo…….this is Christina Aguilera now…

Annnnnnd……that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

30

May

Christina Aguilera Slutty Hipster Shoot to Stay Relevant of the Day

Christina Aguilera looking like an old Hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you have that tranny fetish, but you don’t like to admit it, and if anything you like women who look like men, when you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…

There was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….but she is still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowing down on the food cuz she’s a fatty…..maybe less fat than she’s been but still too fat….

It’s one of those hot chicks who get fat find fat liberating in a “Who gives a shit kind of way”…even though we all give a shit…we liked you little….

This is a shoot for a hipster mag, she’s a little slutty for 40, tits and ass out, licking disco balls, etc, like some GAY ICON but still looks good to me….but in my defense I’ve always been an X-Tina fan and at one time bet someone I would have sex with her in my lifetime, which is highly unlikely but could happen if I tried hard enough….but I’m not ready to murder / suicide…

She’s Christina Aguilera…staying young and hip in photoshoots despite being old.

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2019

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

Christina aguilera Tits Still Trying to be Hot

Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty.

I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction…

Christina aguilera Tits Still Trying to be Hot

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2018

19

Dec

Christina Aguilera Getting her Tits Grabbed of the Day

Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed..

I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck…

So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed….

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2018

12

Dec

Slutty Christina Aguilera of the Day

Christina Aguilera brought out the goods to remind you that 40 years old is pretty fucking old, but not too old to be slutty on Instagram because she’s Christina Aguilera and she is at the level of fame that is untouchable, which is probably why she’s allowed herself to get fat, it’s the marriage syndrome the celeb edition, you eventually give up on everything because you can. The people are trapped! If you are fans of her and her fat tits cuz she was the hotter pop star, early slutty, and we support her for that.

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