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2020

21

Aug

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

Christina Milian is in her bra and panties at 40…like it was the Dip it Low video that got her on the map for those of us who weren’t subscribers to Disney Channel…or whatever kid programming she was first thrown into before they sexualized her for her second level of her career….as they have done with Miley, Bella Thorne, so many of these child stars that are born into the industry, or sold into the industry like little human trafficked people that have parents who like money more than the wellbeing of their kids, end up doing the whole once they turn 18 they get slutty thing…and you know they are puppets trained to take direction and that the chances of it being their own creative direction is slim to none….

However, by 40, we can safely assume this is her own creative direction…

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2020

28

Jul

Christina Milian Titties in a France of the Day

You’ve heard of Kanye’s song about Paris, but have you heard about Christina Milian’s Titties in St Tropez?

Obviously not, because Disney Kid Christina Milian, who thanks to learning how to manipulate the audience at a young age, you know through sexualizing herself, which is why her one hit wonder video put her on the map, got her a producer husband to give her song credits on hit songs to reduce his alimony payments down the line, which I am sure are still high payments, and as a one hit wonder who has managed to stay semi relevant since that one hit because of her use of her tits…doesn’t actually matter….she’s around, but at 40, a mom of two, it’s hardly as exciting to see her in this see through when wet white bathing suit…but it’s still a see through when wet white bathing suit and sometimes that’s enough….

Either way here’s Milian getting hosed down…like an unruly inmate, some rioters, maybe even an elephant at the zoo, an old car? I don’t write jokes, figure it out yourself asshole.

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2020

22

Jun

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

Christina Milian Bra Jeans

The veins on Christina Milian’s tits are from lactation. They call these titty veins “Engorged Breasts” and it’s a fetish to some fucking weirdos who weren’t breast fed as children, you know the kind of motherfucker who sucks his wife tits nightly to keep her lactating far longer than she should, because dude’s a fucking freak who likes being nursed….and probably likes being changed…you diaper soiling fucks…

I don’t give a fuck about Christina Milian or her life of Disney Kid luxury, that turned racy when she released Dip it Low, a video where she basically fucked mud in her underwear at least that’s what I remember happening, I’m not about to google it. She was a one hit wonder 20 years ago, but now that she’s 40, she’s still bringing out the slutty, to make up for all those years she was married and getting song writing credit on pop songs that her husband at the time produced, you know to get the family paid, in what was smart thinking by the husband, because if bitch gets royalties from all his songs, and he still gets his royalties, it’s a fucking double dip win…the record companies…like Beiber’s song BABY pay his alimony…a true hustle.

I don’t mind her massive tits, but in this era of facetune and photoshop I would have recommended erasing the veins…but then it wouldn’t speak to you perverts with your mom fetish…so I guess that wouldn’t workout for you…so be grateful of whatever this big titty in a bra weirdness for a 40 year old is.

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2020

15

May

Christina Milian Pantylines of the Day

I just saw these Christina Milian panty line pics…and I felt compelled to leave you with that to guide you an inspire you into your weekend….because a 40 year old new mom being squeezed in ways they probably shouldn’t be squeezed…is all you need to remember that life is alright and all, but you’ve seen enough…not that you should kill yourself, that would be pathetic, but that you could remove yourself from the situation by shutting off the computer, throwing out the smart phone and moving to the wilderness….I realize the pantylines aren’t that bad…I mean they are bad…but not the worst there is…check that Lena Dunham post from earlier….but a reminder that we’ve seen enough…we’re old, we’re tired…it’s time to just put ourselves to pasture.

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2020

24

Apr

Christina Milian Big Cleavage of the Day

Christina Milian Cleavage Swimsuit

Christina Milian is a 40 year old with some big fucking milk filled tits.

She’s pregnant with her second kid, or she was pregnant and gave birth to her kid, a kid she had with a different baby daddy, because at 40 years old you kind of have to bite the bullet and go through with the pregnancy as Menopause is knocking, no matter how good she looks her organs are still old and rotten as shit…

So, the one hit wonder, and really all we need is one hit in our lives, it’s enough to carry you….hasn’t really done anything substantial all these years besides a few song credits on some major pop songs that I am sure pay heavy….and the whole first kid child support allowing her to chill….and show off the milk filled tits.

If you were around in the late 90s, early 2000s, you probably jacked off to her music video at least once. It was pre porn and the whole point of the music video, so not quite as creepy as when you jerk off to girls doing yoga in the park.

There are milk filled tit fetishes on the internet, like engorged vein fetishes, and lactation fetishes, which I don’t get…keep your breeding to your damn self…it’s fucking gross.

But sometimes a milk filled engorged tit isn’t as offensive…

This is one of those times.

Christina Milian Cleavage Swimsuit

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2019

13

Nov

Christina Milian’s Fucking Janky Ass Belly Button of the Day

Christina Milian, the hardest working nobody, is apparently pregnant again….which is great to know…even thought no one cares…

She’s the New Jersey born CUBAN thanks to her parents floating in on a raft, who moved to LA to become an actress, who ended up on a Disney Show under the name TINA, who ended up having a ONE HIT WONDER song and video that dudes my age used to jack off to, cuz it was highly sexualized, called “Dip it Low” and we didn’t have access to porn at the time, at least not as easy access to porn, forcing us to jack off to things like music videos…

She used that to get her pregnant by some record producer, who put her name on a bunch of songs he produced, including a lot of Bieber’s high paying catalog, I guess as a way to avoid paying her too much alimony cuz she’s an earner with passive residual checks…allowing her to do important things like host The Voice, or whatever show she hosted after her divorce, or whatever else she did when leaving her first kid with relatives, while she would hit vegas pool parties, good mom….who is now pregnant again…showing off her pregnant belly….with her mangled pregnant belly button and it’s fucking gross….thanks.

Closer look…..

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2019

10

Jun

Christina Milian Epic Pussy Print of the Day

Christina Milian Epic Pussy Print

Christina Milian with the pussy print / pussy lip slip to remind us she is still around and that she’s a mom…a mom who probably hasn’t raised her kid at all, but rather just used the kid to get that monthly check from the baby daddy, so that she can go off and live her best life at Vegas Pool Parties, as she does….with her pussy out…as girls do…trying to be Kardashians…worse when they are in LA and that close to the action….because Milian has been trying to get her slice of the Kardashian hype on social media since early on…and behaving like this is what that is about…

Christina Milian Epic Pussy Print

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2019

21

May

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian Bikini

Christina Milian in out in a bikini – like her DIP IT LOW music video didn’t happen 30 fucking years ago…

Proving that if there is a will, there is a way to still whore yourself out to the media, even when you should be considered too old for this shit….and too rich for this shit…she’s got song credits on a lot of huge songs her husband and baby daddy produced…she’s set for fucking life…so this half naked shit for the fans is strictly her ego craving you to look at her and sexualize her and ignore her sloppy mom stomach while saying she’s hot or some shit….like the Kardashian in training trash she is.

I figure by 35, we can collectively retire a bitch, no matter how often she comes back at us with slutty photoshoots…yet here I am posting her up like she’s not too old for this..cuz instagram has made a lot of old chicks act like this…something that was tacky and gross is now normal…so I guess we’re stuck with old bitches being slutty competing with the youth they no longer have but know they can outfuck cuz of the sheer volume of fucking they’ve done…they’re pro by now…

right?

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2019

22

Feb

Christina Milian Hard Nipple Pussy Dance of the Day

Christina Milian hard Nipple Pussy Dance

Christina Milian….whatever…

She irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over…

But apparently it’s not…she’s found new life…with the hard nipple pussy dance party.

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2018

21

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian Tits Ass Bikini Legs Spread

Christina Milian is 350 years old….living that white life, living that white vacation, with that Bieber money she made from getting turned out by the Dream….because that’s what assimilation looks like…you cast them in your Disney, you give them their one hit wonder, they get all kinds of money and they turn white as fuck…unless they need to pretend to be black to get more work.

She’s been trying to keep relevant…and I guess this is how…and she still looks alright to me…even at 350 years old.

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