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2021

11

Nov

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

Christina Milian is pretty old as shit by now, but she’s committed to the cause and is still stripping down despite being a mom of 2 and in her 40s. She’s also rich as shit and has writing credits on songs you know she still gets paid on, plus her original baby daddy “The Game” is also rich and shit and likely pays her handsomely each month to pay someone else to raise her babies because she’s too busy being a 40 you year old lingerie model for Rihanna….

What I am getting at is that she doesn’t need the lingerie model job from Rihanna, she does it for relevance, to be active, maybe for her ego, but primarily because she wants you to stare at her one hit wonder tits.

MEANING…her passion is getting half naked on the internet and that’s a great passion to have for people like me who only see half naked womnen via the internet.

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2021

27

Aug

Christina Milian Birthing Line of the Day

Christina Milian’s a sold to the industry at a relatively young age, so you know she’s been banged out properly and not just because she’s recovering from a recent pregnancy, but because her first pregnancy was with a high powered music producer who squeezed her name on some songwriting credits that keep the bitch getting paid…songs including Justin Beiber’s hit “Baby”….nice residuals for all the scammers involved….

Anyway, she’s in a bikini trying to be hot, despite being 40…and too old for this shit…but since she’s already rich, we know that she just does this for attention, an exhibitionist, maybe a sex worker at the highest level, I don’t fucking know, but I’m going to assume that bikini bottom strap is working overtime to contain that battered pussy….

Not that you care, I mean it’s Christina Milian, basically irrelevant, she just hasn’t figured it out yet…

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2021

24

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian doesn’t realize she’s in her 40s….like so many other people in their 40s posting slutty bikini content on social media because they like the likes and the follows…even if they are moms or work some basic bullshit office job or nursing job…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

Anyway…Milian is one of the young people sexualized at a young age by the industry…and I guess she’s gotta keep on running with it…thinking that’s what people want for her or that’s what her place in the world is…I mean some 40 year olds may still jack off to her slutty music video they pretended was revolutionary, but was really just clickbait that paved the way for all the sluts out there…

AND….we love sluts…and their slut leaders even though they are old ladies, rich and evil…

Here she is in a blue bikini…because of course she is.

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2021

26

Apr

Christina Milian Pregnant Erotica of the Day

Christina Milian is ready to drop….so naturally she did a lingerie shoot for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand…because why the fuck wouldn’t she…you know get naked while you can…

The Disney Kid has really only had a career based on her “salacious” content…and only still exists because she was early to social media…otherwise people would have moved on and forgotten the one hit wonder…who luckily has song credits on major songs she probably makes stupid money on cuz her first kid was with a popular producer…

I don’t like pregnancy and find it pretty obnoxious, you know this whole overpopulation shit that Bill Gates is so passionate about is real, and to see these narcissists who feel that it’s their duty to keep their genes going on to another generation because they are rich and famous or basic and have nothing better to do is disgusting…breeding is bad….especially now.

So I don’t see pregnant woman in lingerie with her big pregnant nipples as something erotic…I just think ready to fucking drop, ripped open wombs, 18 years of mooching, on a middle aged woman…and I typically think “at least she’s naked” or “half naked” but maybe sometimes a robe or snowsuit would come in handy…were’s hat Savage by Fonts Coveralls at?

If you crop this to be just the tits, it’s better….

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2020

22

Oct

Christina Milan Has Crabs of the Day

Christina Milian See Through Crabs

Christina Milan is an empowered 40 year old who is getting paid by a terrible “Fast Fashion” company, that basically was selling cheap shit from China to the idiots of instagram who were into slutty outfits in bulk so that they’d always have stripper outfits to wear on their social media feed….you know keep China rich with shit you don’t need, but think you need, because you’re an easily programmed fuck…not you, but people of the internet, hence all these multi million dollars brands strictly created on social media….DrunkenStepfather is not one of those brands, in the event you were wondering..

So yeah, these “woke’ generation of empowered idiots getting naked on social media instead of going to college, who cry about the environment and jerk off to activism and outrage, are buying the least environmentally friendly things, because they are cheap and hot and that’s what they care about…

So instead of reworking old clothing into new clothing, with a little upcycle or redo, maybe even some vintage shopping, which us poor fucks called “shopping” becaue Goodwill and Salvation Army once offered us new enough clothing, possibly dead person clothing, sometimes with the tag still on it for a dollar or two….far more expensive now that the hipsters have infiltrated I am sure…

Funny, my first attempt at making money on the internet was selling Salvation Army polo shirts to the bros in America…if I wasn’t as lazy, I could have built a vintage clothing empire, I was selling 2 dollar shirts for 30 dollars….this is back in 2001 or 2002….not that you care about me….

I’m just saying that Christina Milian at 40, even with her nipples edited out, is in a see through outfit being slutty….I’m sure her crabs are the least of her sexually transmitted worries….because she was a child star, turned slutty one hit wonder…turned this mom being seductive weirdness like you just met the bitch at divorce court and she’s ready to get her fuck on in the weirdest way on some all inclusive luxury vacation…

Christina Milian See Through

Christina Milian See Through Crabs

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2020

21

Sep

Christina Milian Nipples of the Day

Christina Milian Nipples

Christina Milian must be in her 40s by now, I mean she’s a mom of two, a Divorcee, her one hit wonder, which was a video people could jerk off to back in an era where you jerked off to music videos, since porn wasn’t readily available and you didn’t weird niche fetish shit to get off, you know thanks to being desensitized to regular things like hot girls rolling around in mud wearing provocative outfits.

But like all attention seekers, those sexualize yourself for the easy clickbait because pervert fans are easy to impress with your tits, age is just a number and they’ll ride that softcore porn shit until they are too far gone, and even then they’ll still try to figure out ways to master that strategy because it makes them feel good about themselves….or whatever…there’s no cut off anymore, with botox, fitness, etc…70 year olds can post butt shots or titty shots…whether it’s gross or not…

That’s not to say Milian is too far gone….I’ll still stare at the mom in her 40s tits, but it is pretty shameless, low hanging fruit strategy, but if she likes being jerked off to, she likes being jerked off to, who are we to not give her what she wants…..I mean you don’t wear sheer bras for fashion,…it’s to be hot…as hot as she can…and since there’s no editor in chief censoring these women, leaving them to her own devices…they’ll just keep the smut going as it gets the most views and attention. It’s basic math.

Here are her hard nips walking

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2020

14

Sep

Christina Milian Pantsless of the Day

Christina Milian Pantsless

When I look at Christina Milian, the first thing I think is that she’s a Metallica fan, mainly because she’s old as fucking shit….

In this very boring shoot you can see what I would call her gunt, you know straight from the birthing of her second kid, probably wearing some panty pad to absorb all the after birth as her body rebuilds its pelvic floor muscles..because despite trying to maintain being the hot Disney Kid turned Hot one hit wonder, turned mom with a rich music producer, who was officially set for life thanks to getting song writing credits on key songs in order to offset dudes support payments a “She earns 30k a month cuz she has a credit on BABY BABY BABY by Bieber as well as another 200k a month from other shitty songs I put her name on because I knew I’d dump her ass”…..

Anyway, she doesn’t impress me at this time, in these pics, but if you like pussy in swimsuits that have been used for their intended purpose about 2 times…and that are too small so that the fat ass pours out from the sides….this is for you…

For the rest of us, I’m sure there’s an under 30 year old popstar or instagram model that is more deserving of your masturbating.

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2020

21

Aug

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

Christina Milian is in her bra and panties at 40…like it was the Dip it Low video that got her on the map for those of us who weren’t subscribers to Disney Channel…or whatever kid programming she was first thrown into before they sexualized her for her second level of her career….as they have done with Miley, Bella Thorne, so many of these child stars that are born into the industry, or sold into the industry like little human trafficked people that have parents who like money more than the wellbeing of their kids, end up doing the whole once they turn 18 they get slutty thing…and you know they are puppets trained to take direction and that the chances of it being their own creative direction is slim to none….

However, by 40, we can safely assume this is her own creative direction…

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2020

28

Jul

Christina Milian Titties in a France of the Day

You’ve heard of Kanye’s song about Paris, but have you heard about Christina Milian’s Titties in St Tropez?

Obviously not, because Disney Kid Christina Milian, who thanks to learning how to manipulate the audience at a young age, you know through sexualizing herself, which is why her one hit wonder video put her on the map, got her a producer husband to give her song credits on hit songs to reduce his alimony payments down the line, which I am sure are still high payments, and as a one hit wonder who has managed to stay semi relevant since that one hit because of her use of her tits…doesn’t actually matter….she’s around, but at 40, a mom of two, it’s hardly as exciting to see her in this see through when wet white bathing suit…but it’s still a see through when wet white bathing suit and sometimes that’s enough….

Either way here’s Milian getting hosed down…like an unruly inmate, some rioters, maybe even an elephant at the zoo, an old car? I don’t write jokes, figure it out yourself asshole.

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2020

22

Jun

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

Christina Milian Bra Jeans

The veins on Christina Milian’s tits are from lactation. They call these titty veins “Engorged Breasts” and it’s a fetish to some fucking weirdos who weren’t breast fed as children, you know the kind of motherfucker who sucks his wife tits nightly to keep her lactating far longer than she should, because dude’s a fucking freak who likes being nursed….and probably likes being changed…you diaper soiling fucks…

I don’t give a fuck about Christina Milian or her life of Disney Kid luxury, that turned racy when she released Dip it Low, a video where she basically fucked mud in her underwear at least that’s what I remember happening, I’m not about to google it. She was a one hit wonder 20 years ago, but now that she’s 40, she’s still bringing out the slutty, to make up for all those years she was married and getting song writing credit on pop songs that her husband at the time produced, you know to get the family paid, in what was smart thinking by the husband, because if bitch gets royalties from all his songs, and he still gets his royalties, it’s a fucking double dip win…the record companies…like Beiber’s song BABY pay his alimony…a true hustle.

I don’t mind her massive tits, but in this era of facetune and photoshop I would have recommended erasing the veins…but then it wouldn’t speak to you perverts with your mom fetish…so I guess that wouldn’t workout for you…so be grateful of whatever this big titty in a bra weirdness for a 40 year old is.

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