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2022

24

Mar

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

I guess one of my hobbies, and not by choice, is watching these bitches who only value themselves as being objects that need to be jerked off to, even if they’d never admit it and pretend they do bigger and more important things, like acting, or making slutty music videos in the late 90s, or getting a song credit on a few Bieber songs that probably pays heavy, or like they are moms or entrepreneurs, you know they love themselves so much that they’ve got a long laundry list of how great they are, how rich they are, how important they are, and many important people follow them on social media….YET….with everything they got going on, they choose to strip down to their underwear, while in their 40s, as if they are one one trick pony when we know they’ve got all kinds of tricks, or at least are tricks.

I’m not really against an old new mom in her 40s stripping down to be “Hot” for her fans who only care about her because they thought she was hot 20 years ago….

I am against them being old enough to know better when it comes to putting a light flare graphic on their nipple…

I mean at a certain point in your whoring, you’d think, throw in the fucking towel like the stripper turned to day shift, forced to suck dick in the lap dance booth to retirees who don’t work, to make the same money she was making before.

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2022

25

Feb

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

You’d think Christina Milian would be too old for this shit, too rich for this shit…I mean she must be in her 50s by now, an after her one hit wonder, got knocked up at least twice, once with a huge music producer who handed her out credits on major songs – like Bieber songs….so not only is she on the child support diet, but she’s also a fucking earner on residuals…meaning THERE is no need for her to strip down for what I’ll ass is Rihanna’s brand…

She does it because she likes it…

We can assume that she’s not spreading her legs because of the whole mom of two in her 50s thing….but we’re ok staring at the tits…it’s probably the safer option at her age…anything could fall out of that thing.

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2022

19

Jan

Christina Milian Bra and Panties of the Day

I don’t know why Christina Milian’s belly button looks like a gaping asshole, or even a gaping pussy with some LABIA MINORA exposed since all vaginas are different….

I know, I follow the VAGINA Support groups of the internet where some pervert created a movement of girls uploading their pussies for empowerment, you know make them think they are doing it for empowerment, and motherfuckers like us get to SEE all the pussy lips out there…

But yeah, Belly Buttons aren’t supposed to look like a gaping pussy….ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE pussy…with inner LABIA…..but when you have a couple of kids, I guess that kind of thing happens.

You’d think wit the level of retouching going on in this pic, you know her face all smoothed out at 45 years old…SURE Milian…I BELIEVE this fucking lie….then thre’s the whole instagram filter coloring they’ve added to the caricature of herself…one that’s more CGI AVATAR shit than what you’d get on the JERSEY SHORE BOARDWALK…but still a fucking cartoon version of herself….

But I do know she’s half naked in lingerie, probably for Rihanna’s brand, as Rihanna alpha’s her by making her clickbait pussy to sell panties that makes Rihanna more money than she pays Milian…and I’ll still post it because she made a smutty video when she transitioned from DISNEY KID to whore in an era when we had to jerk off to music videos…so in a lot of ways, Milian is kind of my ex-girlfriend….she just doesn’t know it and luckily isn’t fat.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED!

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2021

11

Nov

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

Christina Milian is pretty old as shit by now, but she’s committed to the cause and is still stripping down despite being a mom of 2 and in her 40s. She’s also rich as shit and has writing credits on songs you know she still gets paid on, plus her original baby daddy “The Game” is also rich and shit and likely pays her handsomely each month to pay someone else to raise her babies because she’s too busy being a 40 you year old lingerie model for Rihanna….

What I am getting at is that she doesn’t need the lingerie model job from Rihanna, she does it for relevance, to be active, maybe for her ego, but primarily because she wants you to stare at her one hit wonder tits.

MEANING…her passion is getting half naked on the internet and that’s a great passion to have for people like me who only see half naked womnen via the internet.

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2021

27

Aug

Christina Milian Birthing Line of the Day

Christina Milian’s a sold to the industry at a relatively young age, so you know she’s been banged out properly and not just because she’s recovering from a recent pregnancy, but because her first pregnancy was with a high powered music producer who squeezed her name on some songwriting credits that keep the bitch getting paid…songs including Justin Beiber’s hit “Baby”….nice residuals for all the scammers involved….

Anyway, she’s in a bikini trying to be hot, despite being 40…and too old for this shit…but since she’s already rich, we know that she just does this for attention, an exhibitionist, maybe a sex worker at the highest level, I don’t fucking know, but I’m going to assume that bikini bottom strap is working overtime to contain that battered pussy….

Not that you care, I mean it’s Christina Milian, basically irrelevant, she just hasn’t figured it out yet…

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2021

24

Aug

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian doesn’t realize she’s in her 40s….like so many other people in their 40s posting slutty bikini content on social media because they like the likes and the follows…even if they are moms or work some basic bullshit office job or nursing job…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

Anyway…Milian is one of the young people sexualized at a young age by the industry…and I guess she’s gotta keep on running with it…thinking that’s what people want for her or that’s what her place in the world is…I mean some 40 year olds may still jack off to her slutty music video they pretended was revolutionary, but was really just clickbait that paved the way for all the sluts out there…

AND….we love sluts…and their slut leaders even though they are old ladies, rich and evil…

Here she is in a blue bikini…because of course she is.

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2021

26

Apr

Christina Milian Pregnant Erotica of the Day

Christina Milian is ready to drop….so naturally she did a lingerie shoot for Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand…because why the fuck wouldn’t she…you know get naked while you can…

The Disney Kid has really only had a career based on her “salacious” content…and only still exists because she was early to social media…otherwise people would have moved on and forgotten the one hit wonder…who luckily has song credits on major songs she probably makes stupid money on cuz her first kid was with a popular producer…

I don’t like pregnancy and find it pretty obnoxious, you know this whole overpopulation shit that Bill Gates is so passionate about is real, and to see these narcissists who feel that it’s their duty to keep their genes going on to another generation because they are rich and famous or basic and have nothing better to do is disgusting…breeding is bad….especially now.

So I don’t see pregnant woman in lingerie with her big pregnant nipples as something erotic…I just think ready to fucking drop, ripped open wombs, 18 years of mooching, on a middle aged woman…and I typically think “at least she’s naked” or “half naked” but maybe sometimes a robe or snowsuit would come in handy…were’s hat Savage by Fonts Coveralls at?

If you crop this to be just the tits, it’s better….

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2020

22

Oct

Christina Milan Has Crabs of the Day

Christina Milian See Through Crabs

Christina Milan is an empowered 40 year old who is getting paid by a terrible “Fast Fashion” company, that basically was selling cheap shit from China to the idiots of instagram who were into slutty outfits in bulk so that they’d always have stripper outfits to wear on their social media feed….you know keep China rich with shit you don’t need, but think you need, because you’re an easily programmed fuck…not you, but people of the internet, hence all these multi million dollars brands strictly created on social media….DrunkenStepfather is not one of those brands, in the event you were wondering..

So yeah, these “woke’ generation of empowered idiots getting naked on social media instead of going to college, who cry about the environment and jerk off to activism and outrage, are buying the least environmentally friendly things, because they are cheap and hot and that’s what they care about…

So instead of reworking old clothing into new clothing, with a little upcycle or redo, maybe even some vintage shopping, which us poor fucks called “shopping” becaue Goodwill and Salvation Army once offered us new enough clothing, possibly dead person clothing, sometimes with the tag still on it for a dollar or two….far more expensive now that the hipsters have infiltrated I am sure…

Funny, my first attempt at making money on the internet was selling Salvation Army polo shirts to the bros in America…if I wasn’t as lazy, I could have built a vintage clothing empire, I was selling 2 dollar shirts for 30 dollars….this is back in 2001 or 2002….not that you care about me….

I’m just saying that Christina Milian at 40, even with her nipples edited out, is in a see through outfit being slutty….I’m sure her crabs are the least of her sexually transmitted worries….because she was a child star, turned slutty one hit wonder…turned this mom being seductive weirdness like you just met the bitch at divorce court and she’s ready to get her fuck on in the weirdest way on some all inclusive luxury vacation…

Christina Milian See Through

Christina Milian See Through Crabs

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2020

21

Sep

Christina Milian Nipples of the Day

Christina Milian Nipples

Christina Milian must be in her 40s by now, I mean she’s a mom of two, a Divorcee, her one hit wonder, which was a video people could jerk off to back in an era where you jerked off to music videos, since porn wasn’t readily available and you didn’t weird niche fetish shit to get off, you know thanks to being desensitized to regular things like hot girls rolling around in mud wearing provocative outfits.

But like all attention seekers, those sexualize yourself for the easy clickbait because pervert fans are easy to impress with your tits, age is just a number and they’ll ride that softcore porn shit until they are too far gone, and even then they’ll still try to figure out ways to master that strategy because it makes them feel good about themselves….or whatever…there’s no cut off anymore, with botox, fitness, etc…70 year olds can post butt shots or titty shots…whether it’s gross or not…

That’s not to say Milian is too far gone….I’ll still stare at the mom in her 40s tits, but it is pretty shameless, low hanging fruit strategy, but if she likes being jerked off to, she likes being jerked off to, who are we to not give her what she wants…..I mean you don’t wear sheer bras for fashion,…it’s to be hot…as hot as she can…and since there’s no editor in chief censoring these women, leaving them to her own devices…they’ll just keep the smut going as it gets the most views and attention. It’s basic math.

Here are her hard nips walking

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2020

14

Sep

Christina Milian Pantsless of the Day

Christina Milian Pantsless

When I look at Christina Milian, the first thing I think is that she’s a Metallica fan, mainly because she’s old as fucking shit….

In this very boring shoot you can see what I would call her gunt, you know straight from the birthing of her second kid, probably wearing some panty pad to absorb all the after birth as her body rebuilds its pelvic floor muscles..because despite trying to maintain being the hot Disney Kid turned Hot one hit wonder, turned mom with a rich music producer, who was officially set for life thanks to getting song writing credits on key songs in order to offset dudes support payments a “She earns 30k a month cuz she has a credit on BABY BABY BABY by Bieber as well as another 200k a month from other shitty songs I put her name on because I knew I’d dump her ass”…..

Anyway, she doesn’t impress me at this time, in these pics, but if you like pussy in swimsuits that have been used for their intended purpose about 2 times…and that are too small so that the fat ass pours out from the sides….this is for you…

For the rest of us, I’m sure there’s an under 30 year old popstar or instagram model that is more deserving of your masturbating.

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