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2023

22

May

Christina Ricci Still Goth of the Day

I don’t know if Christina Ricci is actually a dark, satan loving, GOTH chick for nerds to jerk off to well into her 40s, but I do know that she murdered her big sloppy tits when she was younger and had some sort of eating disorder that wouldn’t make those pesky tits that made her seem fatter than she was, as big tits do, go away…so she had to slaughter those fuckers herself. It was dark times and not in a goth way, just in a sad way.

I do know that Christina Ricci has been on some comeback tour, not only being in that dog shit Yellowjackets show the normies seem to love, but also in Wednesday, revisiting her Addam’s Family roots, and clearly taking a page out of Jenna Ortega’s wardrobe for whatever event it is she was at. All witch like and vampire make-up, to make the Goth loving nerds excited.

Since she was one of the early tormented child stars who got racy in life with tattoos, partying and indy movies, back before that was a thing, she paved the way for the freaks we’ve got today, like the den mother, or I guess coven leader, because she’s obviously into the occult, since she was raised in it…

Or she could be just wearing a black dress, but where’s the fun in that, we’re more into the whole sex party, sacrificing street whores, all part of the hollywood fun to destroy the fabric of the world by normalizing EVIL….

I blame Christina Ricci’s tit slaughter for all that is wrong in the world…

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2023

09

Jan

Christina Ricci Got Them Tits On Of the Day

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Christina Ricci may be old as shit and this selfie of her giant head may be terrifying, like some kind of bad trip on what you thought was MDMA where everyone at the rave turns into BOBBLE heads or SKELETONS or some shit….the EYES all dead because they are likely a filter, the face all sunken in despite being smoothed over by what must be a filter, almost like she’s a skeleton…..

BUT…Christina Ricci and her tits are a legend in some parts. I know dudes who are likely in their 40s now, who grew up on her, who thought she was the best thing ever, and who loved her big tits, during her weird goth phase….

I remember dudes I knew being so upset when Ricci developed an eating disorder and felt like the tits were ruining her look, cutting off the big sloppies in a breast reduction surgery, and not donating the tit to the pervers…

She basically fell off the map for the last 15 years, but came back in a few hit Netflix shows, including Wednesday that was potentially based on her version of Wednesday, which was a big thing when Ricci was a child star, before she was a big titty indie film star, before she cut off the tits in what we’ll call a period of psychosis that probably stemmed from being a child star…..

And now she’s back, showing off the smaller tit, in lace, like they are her original big tits, but they aren’t…I’ll still look…because I support the small tit community…even when it’s voluntary small tit, the opposite of most girls on their titty journey…because that’s how rich and famous people operate…with no care in the world…cutting off tits that most girls need for their quest for fame…almost cocky really.

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2021

24

Nov

Christina Ricci Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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I typically have issues with girls who confuse being pregnant with being beautiful, it’s like bitch that’s the worst kind of STD, it sucks your fucking soul harder than HIV….

I’ve had a chance of heart, in part because I found god over the last year and realize that there is something pretty great about women who choose to do the whole family thing, even if they were married to another motherfucker less than a year ago….because GOD FAMILY AND COUNTRY…motherfuckers…even though I am in Canada and it doesn’t work like that in our socialist, soon to be communist run state…

I’ve also had a change of heart because at Christina Ricci’s age, the whole getting pregnant is pretty impressive, she’s in her 40s, making babies in her 40s is freakish….so let’s do a shoot to document this freakish thing….

I am not sure if this is her first kid, but getting to this point required getting cummed in, and it wasn’t the first time, but since she didn’t abort it, she probably had a feeling it was some gift from God too…at least that’s how she’s acting with this alien creature growing in her cunt.

Anyway, Christina Ricci even at 40 is so dreamy, or nightmare-ish, you know 40 year old pregnant ladies make retard babies…because they aren’t supposed to be making babies….but yeah, Christina Ricci’s an icon, I mean late 90s indy movies, she brought the tits…and I’ve been a fan ever since…I watched her flight attendent show, I’m watching her girls in a plane crash show called Yellow Jackets right now, I even watched her on Ally McBeal after she chopped her big sloppy tits off and did the anorexia..

WELL…those tits are back baby…which just goes to show you, that you can TRY to kill a good thing, but you CAN’T kill a good thing.

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2016

28

Nov

Christina Ricci Nippple for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Christina Ricci is in a titty photoshoot – where she’s showing off her breast reduced nipple – many years after it was breast reduced…

We’ve seen her nipple before – IN THIS MOVIE and TO SHOW OFF HER TATTOO

But it’s nice to see that it hasn’t fallen off, and that the stitches have held up and the human body is capable of healing…right? Or maybe it’s just nice to see a 35 or 36 year old who everyone used to talk about back in the child star years..the Lohan before Lohan…pre-breast reduction – still going at it….because she may be an old mom…but she’s still Christina Ricci…the mainstream child star to indie movie star with huge tits – who was dark and damaged – became anorexic and chopped of her big girl tits – before re-entering TV…then disappearing for a decade – only to come back and remind us she still exists…

Unless these are old pics, in which case – my post – like all my posts is just stupid, not worth reading – no one cares…

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2016

22

Nov

Mom Christina Ricci for Old Times of the Day

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After this morning’s queef round-up – I think we should tone down the sexy with some pics of a mom named Christina Ricci, who at one point in time was one of the hottest child stars you creepily jerked off to as she hit puberty on the Addams family…

She eventually grew silly massive tits like the Ariel Winter of her generation – only way darker, creepily damaged, and way cooler because her rebellion was being dark and in indy movies after protesting her parents for making her a child star….and like Ariel Winter chopped the tits off, before losing her mind, becoming anorexic and doing shitty TV shows…and now this…a mom…

She was up there and now she’s not…Life..

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2016

22

Jul

Christina Ricci’s Merkin of the Day

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Christina Ricci is back at work, I guess she’s ready to hit the scene again – now that she’s got a kid to send to college or some shit – maybe she’s always been working and I just stopped paying attention – because there was a weird period between being the child star, turned busty indy movie queen, to having a breakdown, cutting off her tits, and doing some tv show like Ally McBeal….which is where we left her…

Well, she posted a picture of her MERKIN on set, which you know is her bush in the shape of panties so that she an give the illusion of a hot bush, without being bottomless, but with Merkin – usually comes TITTIES…

Just ask Lisa Bonet, who I guess is on some show doing what Bill Cosby taught her back when American was great and Rapists were allowed to sell JELL-O products…

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2016

11

Jul

Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame…

I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her….

Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM.