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2017

12

Dec

Cindy Crawford Titties in a Satchel of the Day

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Cindy Crawford Tits are Out in a Grey Sweater and Black Jeans

Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand, who mooched off her for many years, where she was the rich one, being Cindy Crawford…you know famous pussy for being hot pussy…now old pussy..

I guess when she’s not out whoring her 15 year old daughter to live the life she lived, that paid out nicely, even though they are rich and they don’t need the girl to whore herself out to an industry that will just objectify her and fuck with her self esteem…you know pay for her to become a doctor….but no, vapid cunts breed vapid cunts, look at the Hadids…all these people want that for their kids…it’s an LA thing…

Garbage, but them old titties are being popped out by a satchel, intentionally, like you’re watching a very old college girl, or some busty bitch in a seatbelt, you know titties…poppin…thanks to straps…hotness…if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old.

Here is a video of the mom and daughter clickbaits..

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2017

23

Nov

Cindy Crawford’s Tit in 1988 Marc Jacobs Show of the Day

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I am thankful for it never being too late to post a tit pic….

In fact, when the woman in the tit pic is still alive, and a mom of two, after years of aging…because this is from 1988, 30 fucking years ago…it is encouraged…

If you’re going to look at a tit pic of anyone over 30, it best be one from the archives of what was, cuz no one wants to deal with their current shit…

Unless when their current shit, is their clone they created with all their money, who they are throwing out to the world to do the exact same thing this one did….30 years later..named Kaia…

The archive tits, thanks to the internet, are like new tit pics to me…and in this case better than new tit pics..so consider it a Thanksgiving miracle…

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2017

30

Oct

Old Lady Zombie Cindy Crawford Spread Legs of the Day

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Old Lady Zombie Cindy Crawford Spread Legs

Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand selling, threw a Hallwoeen party with his gay lover George Clooney, who he made the Tequilla brand with, and a bunch of fame whores were in attendance, but none more terrifying than his old as fuck wife, dressed like a 70s disco queen in her 70s, and it was a perfect level of absolute fucking nightmare…you know for Halloween….not for life, because in life, when you marry Cindy Crawford you need to expect her to end up looking like this, but you also better hope there’s a clause in your contract that allows you to fuck younger models, because you’re a tequila billionaire and dudes age better than women, it’s only fair.

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Cindy Crawford also did some photoshoot because I guess people still like her, her name, her celebrity, the 90s revival while pussy looks like she’s 90….and for some reason she kept her legs spread….and grinding up on things because I guess when you’re pussy is dried up, your sex drive doesn’t reflect that, in fact the more testosterone / less estrogen you have the more horny you are. SCIENCE…

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I guess the real question is – WHERE IS THEIR HOT SLUTTY MODEL TEEN DAUGHTER YOU WANT TO KEVIN SPACEY CUZ YOU ARE SICK IN THE DICK?

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2017

25

Aug

Cindy Crawford Topless for Old Timers Whoring of the Day

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People are excited that Cindy Crawford recreated her 90s topless in jeans photoshoot because people really have nothing better to do or to talk about the past, or be distracted by nonsense because who the fuck cares what anyone was doing in the 90s, or if the model, even when as iconic as Cindy Crawford does it again, because it’s all commercial hype, nonsense, and anything she is doing, promoting, hustling, is for her ego, her self interest and unless it is her daughter who looks like her, like a clone of her, in her prime, still young, still vibrant, hot and tight bodied…

Celebrating an image I forgot even existed…..It’s not worth our time….

is like celebrating an Ex Girlfriend’s birthday, every year, after year, remembering the good times before she left you for a real man, with a real job, destroying your ideals of LOVE and happiness, because you peaked, and now it is just you…your cat…and the piece of cake you cut yourself from the cake you bought for her…even though she’s blocked you on social media 5 years ago…

Cindy crawford, still hot in her 50s, sure, but not important and that old image of her isnot like it’s a sex tape or revolutionary, there must be other things people can put a lot of importance on, put their time into, jerk off to….but because people are consumers, they eat everything up, talking about it like it’s a thing, when clearly, it’s not..

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2015

15

Jan

Cindy Crawford for the Evening Standard of the Day

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I normally make fun of older ladies, because I know that in their middle-age, they are jealous of the younger girls who still have their sex appeal. I know when I see them shopping, or wearing their daughter’s clothes that they’re struggling with aging….that their hotness is no more but that they will workout, they will get botox and implants…and they will end up looking like pornstars at the end of it all..and I figure…help them feel old, make them insecure, leads to them performing better in bed when you get with them and tell them you’re used to 20 year olds…try it, it works…

THat said, Cindy Crawford in her panties, in bed…is amazing…and I guess you can use this to send to all your 50 plus girls you want to fuck saying “why don’t you look this good, you’re younger than her”….if done right, she’ll ride you to prove to you…that looking like Cindy Crawford doesn’t matter as much as the spirit put into it riding you.

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2014

06

Nov

Cindy Crawford Topless #TBT of the Day

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I am so current motherfuckers, I do THROWBACK THURSDAYS or #TBT posts to fit in with the rest of the world going through their photo archives to pull up uninteresting by highlight pics of their youth…to shove down our throats…like we fucking care…and don’t have real issues to deal with…like napping…

Only my Throwbacks aren’t me at DisneyLand being scared by Mickey Mouse…or me being molested by my school teacher at 10….

They are Cindy Crawford when she was nude in the 80s, early in her career, because models need to get naked to be taken seriously…and she was taken seriously, and still is, well into her 50s….so why not take a second to stare at her 1980s tits, it’s not like we have anything better to do…

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2014

16

Oct

Cindy Crawford for Citizen K International Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s Gold Digger Cindy Crawford, who was celebrated by her PR Team for being one of the original supermodels. You know a woman who made money in her own right, doing her own thing, and paving her own way in the fashion industry. A woman who I’ve seen in person and is totally substantial and amazing even at 100…but who no one ever talks about how she married the GERBER family heir…who I would assume is probably a billionaire…because models always go for billionaires, if anything I think they become models to meet and bed billionaires…whether they are millionaires on their own or not….it’s all about dating up…

So one of the Original gold digging models, turned wife and baby momma to the future Gerber heirs…did some campaign and she looks fucking good, if I was a billionaire I would buy her too…and all the younger versions of her that come along because that’s what being a billionaire is all about…

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2014

12

Jun

Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

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It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother…

But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support..

I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.

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2014

27

Mar

Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina…

That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel…

I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

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2013

27

Dec

Cindy Crawford in a Hot Shoot for V Magazine of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is a hot bitch…even into there 50s…because genetics…combined with fitness…combined with diet…combined with plastic surgery has helped her maintain all that really matters to her in terms of her career…and that’s her physical appearance…

For the record, I am the first person to say that models are smart, I defend them all them time when people try to play off that they are vapid cunts, and my rebuttal is pretty basic…they are smart enough to make themselves look good….because looking good pays the fucking bills..

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