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2021

Oct

Cleopatra Coleman Sexts of the Day

Cleopatra Coleman is not from Egypt…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the queen of da nile…Cleopatra is just a name people, it doesn’t actually mean anything besides being able to identify her in a line-up next to other bitches assuming you know who Cleopatra Coleman is….

I don’t know who Cleopatra Coleman but that doesn’t mean she’s not wonderful in her procurement of taking pics of herself half naked….it just means that I have to use the EVER RELIABLE WIKIPEDIA that is 100 percent not reliable at all but that can give me basic information like that she’s Jamaican and Australian…but unlike all the videos from Australia where they have become a prison colony, something I’ll assume is slated to happen in Canada next, all in the name of health….this Australian is out there being free.

You may know her from a show called The Last Man on Earth….or some Netflix movie called In The Shadow of the Moon….I’ve never seen either, so I know her from these sleazy selfies because you’re not famous unless you have underwear pics posted on the social media channels…right.

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2020

Oct

Cleopatra Coleman Topless of the Day

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Cleopatra Coleman is an Australian actress who I guess is best known for being on a show called “The Last Man on Earth”…a show I’ve never heard of and therefore never seen but I figure if the actress on the show is posting topless pics on the internet regardless of me knowing who the fuck she is, I’ll post it because we’re about tits….we don’t like celebs, or Hollywood, they are evil…but we like their tits…their tits are the victims in their lifestyle choices…

I guess since she’s Australian, so the tits are expected, as you know Australians are the biggest party girls around and they are built to bikini making them the best kind of girl….where the nipples though?

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2007

Nov

I am – Petra Nemcova is Cleopatra of the Day

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You’d think Petra Nemcova would have dressed like a mail-order bride, but I guess since she was saved from the Eastern European sex trade by American modeling agencies she thinks she can get away with denouncing her birthright and I always hate when people get big and pretend they weren’t who they were in their past.

The other day I saw a hooker I used to roll with and she pretended she didn’t remember me. She was young and took a few wrong turns, but by the time she was 21 pulled it together, went to school, got a job and is now married to some rich dude and has some kind of rockin’ career that allows her to drive her kids to Starbucks in a Range Rover. I am an asshole and like to call people on that shit, maybe it’s cuz I am bitter that I am still living the same shitty lifestyle and it makes me feel better to let people know I know they are living a lie. So I walked up to her and said what’s up, she pretended she didn’t know who I was at first, but then I dropped her name and said how I knew her. She tried to blow shit off like it was a long time ago and a lot has changed and kept trying to change the subject, but I was persistent and kept telling her she should write a movie about it. Apparently, her husband and her social circle have no idea what she was up to when she was 19, but I do.

That said, Petra Nemcova will always be a mail-order bride in my eyes, she’s just way too expensive for my blood, but you can take a girl out of the human sex trade, but you can’t take the human sex trade out of girl. At least that’s my theory….and I am sticking to it. On a side note, I just won employee of the month over here at DrunkenStepfather.com so it’s a big day for me and my colleagues that include me.