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2009

24

Aug

Ice T and Coco’s Tits Go Shopping of the Day

Ice T was out shopping with his permanent hooker wife. You see all he has to do is pay her in a nice lifestyle, buy her whatever she wants, pay for her plastic surgery addiction, pay the black magazines to feature her ass on the cover in some kind of ad deal, she sticks the fuck around and plays wife. That means she doesn’t have to strip ever again. That also means she refuses business from other John’s, unless Ice T feels gangster and decides to pimp her out, since he’s the boss and she does what he wants cuz that’s all part of the deal and the beauty is that he can’t go to jail for soliciting sex from her, since they are married. He’s got it all figured out, the whole plan is bulletproof if you are the kind of guy who only gets off to fuckin’ whores but don’t like the risk of fuckin’ whores……here she is with her tits getting paid…..

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2009

20

Jul

Coco Photoshoot for Black Men Magazine of the Day

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Here’s Coco and her ass doing a photoshoot for Black Men magazine because everyone loves her retarded ass, especially Black Men. I don’t know when this was shot because this level of tacky seems timeless, I mean shit could be straight out of a stripclub in 1994 or be from yesterday because I guess shitty sex toy apparel doesn’t really change with the trends like other clothes do and who really cares cuz here’s her silly ass.

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2009

12

May

Coco Has an Excuse for a Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know what these promo pictures are from, but the stripper Ice T married and turned into a famous ass graced the cover of her own magazine. I am guessing it is for a website or something along those lines, maybe it is for her own escort business cards to be handed out on the Vegas strip for old times and whatever it is, it is just an excuse for her to organize a photoshoot centered around herself, to keep her out of trouble and to keep her ego inflated because no one wants to hire her for a photoshoot, because she’s scary looking.

I guess none of that matters, what does matter is what went wrong in her life to make her think dressing, lookin or actin’ like this is okay. I get why Ice T loves it, she’s his own personal stripper whore who mooches off him and who he pretty much owns but above all that she’s white and black dudes can never say no to some dirty white whore pussy….

Either way here are the pics….I don’t know when they are from, but I do know I need a nap, I’ve been up since 11 am today and it’s catching up with me.

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2009

18

Feb

Coco and Her Stupid Tits at an Event of the Day

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Coco went to some Aubrey O’Day 25th Birthday party, because white blonde girls who black guys go nuts over like to stick together and she brought her crazy fucking tits.

Speaking of crazy fucking tits, I was supposed to go to the strippers last night with an old friend of mine. We used to go 6 or 7 nights a week depending on how wrecked we were come Sunday, but as we got older and he got a job, that all ended.

We had some pretty useless times there getting to know some of the girls, getting to know some of the staff, never getting anything for free, never getting laid out of it, and never even getting these girls to give us their real names or to invite us out to party with them, because we weren’t drug dealers in our 20s, but instead creepy old guys who smell.

It sucks how superficial the world we live in is and that’s all I have to say about this Coco bitch who everyone knows is just a live-in prostitute except for Ice-T.

Also at the event, some slut named Whitney Thompson and Her Stupid Floppy Tits

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2008

03

Nov

Coco Does Halloween Since She’s Done Everyone Else of the Day

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I really dropped the ball on Halloween. I had this whole idea that I’d actually get off my ass and take the time to figure out a clever costume and go to parties where girls dressed like whores would talk to me and by talk to me I mean show me their vaginas, but I realized that my brain is a lot less lazy than my body and I just couldn’t bring myself to leave my house. Part of the reason was that my wife had taken an orange t-shirt and drew a jack-o-latern on the shit and thought she was so funny, leaving me forced to deal with what my life had become and an obese woman dressed like a fuckin’ pumpkin, which turned out to be a really mood killer. Then when heading to the store to get myself a couple 40s of beer, I ran into a dad taking his kids trick or treating and motherfucker was wearing fuckin’ pantyhose, which was totally fuckin’ inappropriate as far as I’m concerned and made me consider calling the police on the pervert, before realizing that I am too lazy for that, so I just went to my neighbor’s house and passed out watching some shitty horror movies, only to wake up with him snuggled up against me, leading me to question my sexuality, so all in all it was a fuckin’ disaster.

Speakin’ of disaster, here’s Coco and her big ass out for Halloween in pictures you’ve probably already seen because of that whole laziness thing I’ve been talking about all post.

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2008

06

Jun

Ice T’s Coco Has Some Huge Fucking Tits of the Day

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I hate fake tits but offered some slut I met in the bar the other night a set because she didn’t know I was poor and joking and I figured it’d be a good excuse for her to show me her current tits and I was right. The psychology is simple, she was offended that I offered her fake tits, implying that her tits now were inadequate and she went onto tell me how amazing she is and how every guy she’s ever been with think they are the hottest tits ever and that’s when I chime in with the “If they are so great, prove it” and she did. The unfortunate thing with my plan was that this bitch’s body looked like a sock full of jello and was dumpier than the shrapnel my wife left in the toilet, but I saw nipples never the less and that’s good enough for me.

Here are some pictures of Ice T with the retarded fake tits I can only assumed he financed for his ex-stripper wife, just because they are freakier than that time I dressed like a pedophile on halloween and handed out candy in the park out of a van I rented.

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2008

26

Mar

Paul Heyman Does Ice T and Coco of the Day

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So wrestling icon, whatever that means, Paul Heyman has some kind of online show called the Heyman Hustle and he goes out and interviews random people. This week he met up with Coco at her birthday party . She’s apparently only 29, has been married to Ice T for 7 years, never spent a night apart because she was a runaway he found at the bus station and she had no where else to go. She talks about how she fell for Ice T because of the way he fucks her with some kind of magical stroke and tries to describe the gear she’s wearing, making it pretty clear that the stroke she’s talking about is how he swipes his credit card so smoothly when he’s buying her the sluttiest designer clothes ever made, you know the kind that looks like shit you buy at the sex store but way more expensive.

Reality is that none of that matters, because Ice T sings a little song to her and acts all happy in love and shit and that’s something that will never happen to you. If you ever get married, you will be the kind of guy who hides in your garage just to get away from the bitch. So I’m not going to judge their relationship or why they are together because seeing a dude who thinks he’s hood and a chick who let’s people grab her tits for money isn’t really abnormal and at least they seem to be having fun together and that’s really what life is all about…..not to mention having a hooker on staff makes masturbating obsolete and that would make you happy too, because when you marry a real girl you gotta negotiate for sex, at least this way you just threaten to fire her and next thing you know she’s bouncing on your dick.

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2008

25

Mar

Coco Poses With Her Tits of the Day

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Nothing says you’ve made it as a Gangster Rapper turned actor like having the trashiest stripper lookin’ bitch with the fakest tits as your wife. It’s like there’s no way he could have pulled off dating a useless Coco type by just being a local drug dealer. He’s gone above an beyond that by becoming a millionaire but is still running after the same garbage pussy he would be if he never left the ghetto, maybe he’s just likes rockin’ the power position because he knows her fat tits can’t leave him since he’s given her a taste of the high life but it’s probably because he bought her off the black market when she was 14 and kept her in the basement cultivating her into what she is today with dance lessons and plastic surgeries like some kind of Frankenstein shit.

I guess there is such thing of an over achieving slut and the reality is that I am posting on her and not on my favorite slut Amber from down the street who always lets me stick a finger in her while gettin’ a private dance for an extra 5 dollars, even though I keep trying to explain to her that she should be the one paying me because in case you didn’t know, I got some magic fingers.

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2008

14

Mar

Coco’s Got Some Crazy Tits of the Day

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It turns out that people actually care enough about Coco to get her to sign an autograph for them. That either shows how desperate some people can be or that you too can be a celebrity, all you need is some retarded fake tits, bleached hair and a rat actor/gangsta rapper boyfriend to take you to the top, if the top to you is being interviewed by Playboy and hosting Hawaiian Tropic events.

I am tired.

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2007

01

Nov

I am – Coco Shows Off Her Ass on Halloween of the Day

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I was always a fan of dudes who would make or support their girlfriends when they flash their asses or tits in public. Those are the kinds of guys I am happy to be around because they just don’t give a fuck about much and like having a good time and because I usually get to see their girlfriend slutting out in some way or another. I fucking hate overbearing dudes who get all raging when their girl talks to me, or when I ask them if I can see their girlfriend’s pussy. Like last night I was talking to some girl in sexy lingerie just about random bullshit and her boyfriend just stared at me like he wanted to kill me, when I asked her who her bodyguard she told me it was her boyfriend, and I wished her good luck because for the rest of the time together, she’s going to have some asshole looking over her shoulder everytime she talks to another dude and that shit leads to spousal abuse. My theory is that just because you’re in love with the bitch and are fucking the bitch, doesn’t mean the bitch can’t show me a little especially if I have no plan on touching. Maybe I don’t care because I’ve never really had a girlfriend I had any respect for and no one wants to see my wife naked because she’s disgusting, even her doctor asks her to keep her clothes on when she gets her gynecological exam.

Either way, Ice-T should be my friend because he makes his girl flash her ass or if it’s her own doing, he’s totally having fun with it and that’s a lot better than seeing him hiding in the corner planning on how he’s going to beat the fuck out of her without leaving any bruises when they get home.

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