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2008

12

Dec

Courtenay Semel Picture of the Day

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I don’t think Courtnenay Semal should be thanking her Yahoo exec very rich father for sending her some money, I mean it is the least he could do after his genetics played a part in producing this Picasso Masterpiece of a face. Not only is her chin so weak it looks like she’s swallowing her face, but she’s also looks like she can’t close her mouth, something I call perma mouth and overall looks like a fucking monster. I don’t really understand how or why Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan have sucked her pussy, I guess because no guy ever would, and bi-sexual/lesbian girls are more sensitive to ugly chicks because all girls feel like they look like this hag on the inside, it’s all part of having a vagina, you know that whole low self-esteem shit, making the Lesbian world a much friendlier place for her. She should however consider suing her father for a lot of money for bringing her into this cruel world, causing emotional and psychological abuse caused by having a face like hers and that concludes Courtenay Semel’s picture of the day.

Bonus some Halloween action….to chime in the Christmas Season….

Bonus that is Definitely Not a Bonus….Her Wonky Fuckin’ Tit….to Match Her Wonky Fuckin’ Face.

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2008

21

Aug

Courtenay Semel is a Busted Up Fame Whore of the Day

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The thing I hate about Courtnenay Semel isn’t the fact that she spells her name obnoxiously and something I hate is when parents give their kids a normal name but spell it stupid, it’s not the fact that she is an ugly jew who looks like the Grinch who stole Christmas, not because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Christmas because they don’t get to join in the fun, or because I consider Lohan’s vagina to be a Christmas Miracle Semel stole from Penises everywhere, but the fact that she’s a spoiled rich piece of shit trying to get some airtime.

She is a busted up fame whore whose double sided dildo even turns her down for sex because of how nasty she is. She’s just trying to get attention because her enitre life her dad, the ex-CEO of Yahoo! was too busy losing out to Google to give her the love and attention and in his defense, if I produced something that looks like this, I wouldn’t give her much attention and probably would have put her up for adoption pretending I had nothing to do with this mess.

Now she’s attaching herself to various celebrities and other rich kids and releasing personal information so people finally notice her and pay attention to her as this high profile dyke and that’s probably the reason her dad who has made over $500 million at Yahoo! and has gone so far as to donate $25 million to UCLA Neuropsychiatric Institute for behaviorial issues in efforts to sweep shit under the rug and get a tax credit in the process.

Either way, I am surprised people even hang out with her let alone lickin’ whatever the fuck she’s got hiding in her expensive rich kid underwear and here she is with Tila Tequila, her latest vagina who is probably only with her for personal gain and access to more of that internet coverage that made her famous in the first place, but that’s just because Tila Tequila is a whore.

UPDATE – COURTENAY SEMEL GOT ARRESTED AFTER THIS PICS WERE TAKEN BECAUSE SHE’S CRAZY

Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher – and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down.

Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”

Typical Rich Girl Behavior….here are the pics…

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