This post is legendary and by legendary I mean not very interesting at all but worth posting because short shorts are in style this summer, at least that’s what it looks like because I was out over the weekend and every girl was wearing shorts where ass cheeks hung out of the motherfuckers and pussies were suckin’ those fuckin’ things up like they hadn’t been fed in weeks….and that makes me a fan.

The truth is that anything slutty making its way into the mainstream is something that I support because I am a pervert and there was a time when the only girls who wore these things total were fuckin’ sluts and looked down upon by other girls, making the girls who had the bodies to pull it off and who were sitting on the fence about rockin’ these in public choose to not put them on. That made people like you and me the losers in the situation, which isn’t saying much because we were losers to begin with but it’s saying something and that something is that when you see Hilary Duff in anything slutty, you know that shit’s not slutty anymore and is all of a sudden considered wholesome because her virgin touch purifies things since her only sexual experience was when she used to eat Good Charlotte’s pussy and that was a long time ago….since then it’s been occasional accidental masturbation from when she pressed up against the jet of her jacuzzi for a few minutes longer than she was supposed to…

Either way, here’s everyone’s favorite cowgirl who’s only experience with a horse was back when she was younger and would climb up on her sister’s back and I approve.

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