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2012

21

Jun

Deena Cortese Offends Me in her Bikini of the Day

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This is fucking disgusting….you know one of those moments where bitch shoulda looked in the mirror before heading out there to pretty much shit on the world and offend all things sacred about a bikini or a half naked woman with her fat fucking gut…..and the worst thing is that she probably did look in the fucking mirror and said to her fat self “damn I look good” in some serious delusion I think a lot of bitches are victims of cuz so many girls I see in bikinis have no business being in bikinis…this Jersey Shore bitch doesn’t matter….she might as well be the fat slow on your snorkeling tour on your all inclusive trip in Mexico…but apparently, people care about her in her bikini so I’ll link you to the pics…I’m an asshole like that…

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2012

07

Jun

Some Jersey Shore Trash Named Deena Cortese in her Bikini of the Day

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Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible.

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2011

31

Jan

Snooki has Multiplied of the Day

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Her name is Dena Cortese and she’s on Jersey Shore, I never heard of her, cuz I don’t watch Jersey Shore and I never will, but it does explain why she’s channeling Snooki and that’s because they are the same fucking person…

Like the gremlin you’d expect Snooki to be, someone must have got this bitch wet or fed her after midnight or maybe she just got herself wet and fed herself after midnight, cuz based on Snooki’s size and shape, that’s probably how it usually goes down…and she multiplied

But unfortunately, with all mainstream crap, all the people involved in the specific scene are pretty much the exact fucking same, cookie cutter version of their boring, obvious, useless, selves in the way they dress, the way they talk, the way they act, the music they like and everything about them, and I guess these trash pictures prove that.

I hate giving Jersey Shore more attention that I have to…but sometimes I slip up and the good news is that no one reads my site…so it’s like i”m talking to my fucking self in the corner…only damaging to me.

What a fucking pig of a person this bitch is….Will this ever end…..

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2010

06

Sep

Jersey Shore’s Newest Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if MTV is trying to turn their network into a Horror network, or if MTV hired a fat female programming director who overseas everything, to make sure they don’t pollute the youth with images of fit, hot, tight bodied women, because it raises the bar too high for everyday women, you know to live that healthy life…or maybe they just saw so much success with Snooki that they decided to cast her body double for her stunt scenes, or maybe all Italian American women are built this disgusting, thick necked, retarded face, sloppy bodied with shitty flea market tattoos, but I do know whatever the fuck this is, it is a weird fucking shape….and this has to be some kind of joke….you know…to see how far they can push it before people stop watching it…the whole thing is both scary and disgusting. Make it stop.

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