I heard that Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus have an underage lesbian sex tape going around Nashville. It could be a lie, but people I know have seen it…and have said that Miley used to torment Lovato with it back when they were friends…and I want to make it clear that I don’t know about Disney star, turned scandalous bi-sexual beef…I just know about sex tapes…at least let me maintain some of my integrity…I’m a grown ass man…and apparently so is Demi Lovato…as she pulls some ass poke stripper poses…for the internet…and for her 13 year old fans…She’s a hero to us all…arch that back girl…if you’re even a girl

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In case you didn’t know, Demi Lovato is a huge lesbian….there are rumours that she has a sex tape that has been circulating Nashville the last 5 years with this magical piece of crazy:

I mention their sex tape a lot, yet I’ve never seen it, but I know people who have, and like the religious experience that it clearly is, people lie all the fucking time…

I will say that her video isn’t hot, and that I am posting it not to endorse that she’s clearly gone the Mackelmore, let’s go viral because gay is a hot topic and if I support the gays I get the gays and all gay supports which means GRAMMY AWARD…

I prefer my lesbian porn to have some dick in it.

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Someone told me that when Demi Lovato had her breakdown a few years back, it was because Miley Cyrus was tormenting her from her Disney mansion when bored and unable to leave the house due to fame…

The rumor is that she was hanging a sex video they had filmed together over Demi Lovato’s head, because Miley has always been a trashy freak, and knew the best way to destroy any competitor with the same Disney hustle, is through sex tapes…a story I respect Miley in, but feel is a total lie drawn up by some tween fetishist…

Well, now she’s posting her bi-polar body from some strategic angle that isn’t’ as doughy as she once was, but still just as lesbionic…and I appreciate all bikini pics, no matter what the mental health or sexual orientation of the famous bitch in the bikini is…

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A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point.

So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me.

A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out.

If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook.

She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen.

Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad.

Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.

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The only thing I know about Demi Lovato is that I’ve been told she has a Lesbian Sex tape with Miley that they shot when they were under 18…and that people have been passing around the mean streets of Nashville the last 5 years…leading to Demi Lovato having a break down that she’s clearly crawled out of…at least according to this bikini selfie that she posted the other day that says “it’s a weekday and I am tanning on the beach, my life is a fucking vacation, you’re all a bunch of assholes, buy my next album, it pays for this shit, while you work for 10 dollars a fucking hour”…

I like appreciative bi-polar girls like that…but only when they are in a bikini selfie.

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I wish I could say that I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life….but I don’t even know who Demi Lovato is and whether she’s naked or not, these pics of her aren’t…and whether she was some bi-polar Disney chick or not…she’s not really posing like a bi-polar person should – all spread eagled and possessed because at the time it seems like a good idea…and this seems more like a cry for people to notice her fat ass trying to break out a second or third time because she constantly fails…without any fat ass being spread…it’s a bummer, because whether I know her or not, I can appreciate any Disney Bitch getting naked to get the attention her peers are getting…

That said, I’m posting it anyway!

The story behind the pics is that it was sent to CELEBSLAM by whoever is trying to sell her nudes…so thanks to those dudes for leaking it…we like that hustle.

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart.

You’d think Demi Lovato would try to get in shape at least a few months before getting into a bikini for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her…

I mean unless she’s into a barrel of a body, all rounded out and filled with cellulite, spilling over her bikini…

Maybe she saw Spring Breakers and in her medicated bi-polar, Selena Gomez hating state, because back in 2010 they had a falling out, thought that chunky in a bikini is the style of their generation thanks to growing up on High Fructose Corn Syrup and laziness….

Either way, it’s not hot to me….but you probably like it cuz being American, this body looks fit to you….

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These Demi Lovato pics were shot in July 2012….and are being reused in the March issue of Cosmo on Campus….which I guess is cosmo for dumb college coeds that answer questions like how to fuck in the library, how to manage the football team at the same time in a shower gangbang, how to apply foundation to your herpes scabs so no one knows when you’re on stage at a kegger funneling beer in the handstand position….and more importantly…keeping you up to speed on Demi Lovato…every College Kids favorite X-Factor judge..because she had a breakdown….and breakdowns are so in right now….while I am just into it cuz she’s not lookin fat….but she is lookin half naked…and I’m down….because crazy girls speak to me…

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Demi Lovato has tits….and she’s posting them on the internet…I guess because it fits into her recent getting herself out there strategy that includes selling her soul to Simon Cowell to judge X-Factor…singing Mariah Carey songs as well as Mariah…for the media to eat up…hoping they ignore or temper tantrum that she pretended was being Bi-Polar cuz mental illness is a great marketable excuse…but we don’t care about that…we care that Demi Lovato has tits…and she’s posting them to the internet…if only these were a sex tape….

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As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like…..

Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic….

Praise Jesus…Martinez

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