Wanna know what I like…Emma Roberts. I don’t know what it is about her, I don’t think she’s insanely hot. I don’t think she’s got this banging body. I don’t really care to see her in a bikini or strutting around for attention…but there’s this element of cute hipster who you’d see in the park reading a book, because reading is super hipster, wearing a pair of short shorts with her ass hanging out…and if you’re lucky with some stray pubic hair sticking out…because hipsters don’t maintain that shit..that wouldn’t be hipster..that would be caring and the first law of hipster is not caring…

Maybe I am into the fact that her dad is some fallen from the top star, who she had to grow up listening to him complaining about the glory days, so caught up in his own self destruction to give her the attention she needed…you know always introducing her to new hot aspiring actors he was slamming…confusing her…giving her the daddy issues I am sure she has…and here she is modelling for shoes…a lot less interesting than her starring in sex scenes..but good enough to look at for 10 seconds than move on…

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Emma Roberts posted this bikini picture of herself on Instagram…last night and reminded me that Emma Roberts was one of the original instagram celebrities I followed on instagram early in the instagram game….back when she had very few followers in an era I consider before she was a celebrity, even though she’s been doing movies for a long time, but wasn’t engaged, getting arrested in Canada and didn’t really break through until that hugely popular Horror Story show happened…back when she was just Eric Roberts’ daughter he was too drunk to notice….

Is she hot, not really, she’s a cute little LA hipster chick, with an Academy Award winning dad you can hire to be in your movie for 500 dollars…

But she is in a bikini….and she wants you to see it, so I’ll look…I like supporting people like that.

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Emma Roberts did a shoot for Elle Canada, which is probably not a big deal, since the population of Canada fits into one Evangelical church in the southern states I drove through on my way to Florida…but that doesn’t mean the pics of Julia Roberts’ niece and Eric Roberts’ daughter, who has managed to find a lot of success for herself, aren’t hot enough to look at…I mean every once in a while, the frozen tundra I am from produces something worthy of noticing…not everything Canadian is low grade shit like me..not that these are that exciting, or even shot in Canada or by a Canadian, I just find Emma Roberts worth looking at, in some soon to be married hipster I want to taste, kind of way…Seriously, I have no idea why I like this…maybe it’s her damaged rich kid spirt…maybe it’s her legs…who cares.

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Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, just posted this bikini picture to the internet, because I guess she’s tanning…and the whole thing would be more eventful if she took this pic a little more like the smoke and mirror babes of instagram, you know to make it look like she is in an opening scene to a porno and less like a sloppy bitch on her day off because she doesn’t work everyday since she’s a celebrity and a rich kid..sitting by the pool with nothing better to do…but I still dig it…because I’m easy…and because I think Emma Roberts is lovely.

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Emma Roberts posted this picture of her in her panties to instagram…the she removed it…because I guess she didn’t realize there was a wet spot on her panties…or maybe it was a shit stain…or maybe she didn’t realize that her fan base is 9 year old girls who all started to copycat the shit….making exhibitonist sluts all because her dad was too busy doing drugs to hug her growing up…you know forgetting that she’s not the hipster icon she thinks she is…or wants to be…but luckily her staff and handlers did damage control after some pervert saved the pic…cuz I’ll look at everyone and anyone in panties…it’s kinda something I like doing…you know…being a pervert and all.

Either way…yellow…safe choice…here’s the pic.

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When recruiting my hooker last night, I was wandering the streets as I do, because the best hookers are the ones who don’t have pimps…but more importantly, don’t have internet access….I saw girls still dressed up for Halloween…wondering if it was the tail end, walk of shame, still jacked on Speed affect of the holiday….or if girls just can’t let go of dressing up slutty making it a week long event…I realized it didn’t matter…cuz they were doing it…

So yeah, it’s November 2, yeah fuck Halloween that shit is dead to me, but I’ll still look at pics of girls in Costume….cuz girls in costumes are fun to look at.

Here’s Emma Roberts….showing some cleavage…..and I approve.

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If your dad was Eric Roberts, you’d hate yourself too….you know growing up with all that shame….It’s almost a miracle that this bitch can get enough energy to rip lines of heroin to medicate herself enough to get out of the house and do music festivals with her friends in their jacked up hipster denim shorts…channelling an era before Eric Roberts was such a failure/joke in the industry that she had to walk around in shame about….I mean I guess you could say at least she had Julia Roberts….or as she called her Auntie Stupid Face who lied to the world the day she agreed to be in a movie called Pretty Woman cuz she’s not pretty at all….but that’s no role model…that’s a lie and just more realization at a young age that we are doomed….making her apathetic, depressing looking hipster hustle all that more authentic…something these people strive for…you know it’s way more marketable socially than “I’m just a rich girl with famous academy award winning relatives in the industry”….milk that torment child…..milk it….while I fantasize about milking your clit like a thirsty baby calf on it’s mother cow’s udder.

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So Emma Roberts and Jenna Ushkowitz were the “muses” and I use that term very fucking loosely, in one of Tyler Shields, bullshit artist, who pretends he’s got these high concept ideas, when really he’s just using celebrity pussy to get his work out there…..cuz a short movie with fire and rain and running girls with teddy bears is the same kinda shit they made frun of in AMerican Beauty about the dude who filmed the plastic bag hovering in the air….

I’ve been in film classes, I know the scam, and this is just such drivel, a waste of fucking time,that I had no choice but to post it….cuz it is a wet bitch none the less.

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I want to have sex with Emma Roberts’ lesbian friend’s tits in this see through tank top…all push-up bra….Shit if I was Emma Roberts, I’d go lesbian for those tits too….Hell if I was Emma Roberts, I’d probably go lesbian anyway, thanks to having no male role model growing up, just a negative experience with a self involved drug user who felt sorry for himself for never getting an academy award role, after winning an academy award…I’m talking shitty low quality b-movie after shitty low quality movie never quite reaching that high again…as his sister moved in, took all his glory, leading to more self destructive behavior that was probably a lot of fun, but hardly good for your daughter….unless you’re like me and think daddy issues are genius and if they don’t turn you dyke they turn you fucking slutty and both are fun to point at laugh at…and one of those daddy issues side effects feels real great on your dick…

Either way, here’s celebrity in training, Emma Roberts on a lesbian date.

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These pictures were substantially more exciting when I saw them as thumbnails…I was thinking there would be cametoe, or see through, or pretty much anything better than this…I mean she’s skinny, has a decent body, and a deadbeat dad who gave her this acting career, while he was out back drinking himself silly, going in and out of rehab for never being able to relive his oscar winning career, by instead doing shitty movie after shitty movie, tormented soul that didn’t have energy to spend on his little girl…leading to or at least I hoped whould lead to a girl craving as much male attention as possible, but instead I’m stuck with this….miserable…but I’m posting it anyway, as I want you to go on this blogger journey with me…it’s part of the process.

These pics need a lot more daddy issues….and a lot more “Look at me, I’m in movies, guys want to fuck me, look at my nipples, vagina, bikini, panties, anything but this”….

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