I find photographer Tyler Shields to be the biggest pile of shit. I really don’t know why I get so annoyed by him, but I think it’s gotta do with him being a typical mainstream LA idiot pretending to be an artist, with some deep artistic vision, and thanks to a few celebrity friends, like Lindsay Lohan, he’s become the “it” guy to go do stupid photoshoots with…Like he’s the new Terry Richardson, riding celebriity celebrity to get his own celebrity to the top by sucking up to them when really he’s just a scam…is actually kinda genius….but I still find him annoying…

That said, here are some pictures of Emma Roberts and Juno Temple with what he calls “Vampire Tears” cuz he is full of shit, everyone knows they are the facial cum shot of glittery fairy.

Idiots.

On a sidenote, this photoshoot clearly lacks nudity, pussy lip and tit…Tyler Shields needs to step up his artistic vision, pull it out of Twilight and take it to Hustler…if you know what I mean.

He’s the fucking worst. He named thes pictures “Chaos, Flowers, Tears, Unicorn Tears, Vampire Tears”…I hope he kills himself/ gets hit by a bus and loses his eyesight / drug overdoses or gets ignored.

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There’s something I like about seeing girls experimenting with each other. Maybe it’s the level of immaturity in their sexuality,you know like some young hot high school girls going at it fantasy, or maybe it is just their willingness to explore the different ways to get pleasure….going into hetero relationships with an open mind and willingness to revisit those crazy teen years with threesomes….Unfortunately, for us, Emma Roberts is the one wearing the pants and dictatating the direction of this pussy lick, and the one in the pants always ends up being a penis hating dyke, and I never like those kinds of lesbians…and coincidentally, they don’t like me either….

That said, here’s Emma Roberts with her girlfriend getting smeared by the pap like she was Ellen…or more eager for the attention to remind the world that after seeing her abusive father drunkenly abuse, she wants nothing to do with cock….

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Here’s Emma Roberts in what could be a see through dress at some bullshit event, and she’s making amazing faces….

I’ve been seeing a lot of this bitch in the paparazzi lately, and the hope I have is that I rely on alcoholism being a genetic thing, to take over her life and lead her into a vulnerable place where she makes bad choices all while exposing her vagina. I’m Eager, she’s kinda hot. Let’s hope she pulls a Scream 4 on her actual family…I’m talking Julia Roberts.

Here are some other sluts at the Event I’d fuck even though I don’t know who they are, and if I do, don’t know where they’ve been, which isn’t saying much cuz I’d have sex with a paper bag filled with rotting fruit if I could…I’m just that eager…

Some Asian bitch named Jamie Chung cuz Asians have Small Genitals…and Youtful Appearances….

Jojo pulled the black cock out of her ass and made an appearance….

Tatyana and Aly Michalka

Lucy Hale Who Looks like a Kunis but Isn’t a Kunis But Still has A Cunny I’d like to Molest….

Amber Lancaster Who I’ve never heard of…

Marielle Jaffe another unknown to me…..

Jennifer Ackerman also a mystery pussy….

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Here are some pics of Emma Roberts in a pair of little shorts…

I bet this girl is a real fucking handful to deal with. Not only is she a spoiled brat from LA, but she obviously also has real fucking daddy issues. The kind of daddy issues that we can’t even understand cuz they stem from having a daddy who was too into himself while trying to get back to his highpoint of the early ’80s, back when he either won an Academy Award or was nominated for one, and fell into shitty gig after shitty gig, leading to drug and alocholism that landed him in rehab, a series of failures and pathetic behavior that didn’t have room to teach his little girl or show her that he cares, cuz he was too busy crying in the corner…amazing. I love Daddy issues……FOLLOW ME

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While her dad Eric was trying to get over his drug and alcohol addiction that stems from being a failure of an actor, despite having an IMDB list longer than pretty much any other actor and despite having an Oscar nomination, once in his entire career, only to end up doing garbage, like kissing this Allison Sweeney, host of The Biggest Loser shit that she does to look skinny by comparison…..

His daughter, who is only famous because of his connections, was out walking the streets in some tight enough clothes for me to think it was worth posting….FOLLOW ME

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Here is Emma Roberts at Chanel for some Fashion week shit in Paris…cuz apparently if you go to those events when you are invited…people will start taking you seriously like you were Blake Lively….and it is all thanks to her dad is Eric Roberts, the Dlist master who had it all in 85 and slid down that slippery slope of failure, but who is both responsible for his daughter’s life, her career, her aunt Julia Roberts’ career, and for at least one drug dealers’ mansion….cuz movie money buys good cocaine…and movie insecurity buys lots of that good cocaine cuz it makes you feel like a fucking hero…when clearly you aren’t…

I’m only posting this cuz she’s got skinny legs and I want to encourage you fat twats to start starving yourself, summer is around the corner.

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I still don’t understand this Emma Roberts bitch….Is she Julia Roberts’ wholesome 10 year old neice born with the misfortune of having Eric Roberts from every shit movie as her dad…or is she actually an adult….

I do understand that her shirt is semi-see through….and for some reason it’s hardly erotic…and that reason I call…having the sex appeal of a kid in the park, or on her way to the toy store…which unfortunately has a lot of sex appeal for you…and I guess that’s why people like her…

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All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

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I am not sure what movie this is from, but I know that Emma Roberts is starting to look pudgy…pudgy and flat chested is a great combo for a horribly depressing future….because pudgy always turns to obese….and not gaining any of that weight in your tits now makes for a miserably awkward looking body when you’re obese and I can predict you will hate your life if you accidentally end up marrying on of these soon to be flat chested fat chick…assuming you ever find a girl desperate enough to end up with you…which at this point is seriously doubtful…but luckily there is hope because the world is filled with pretty sad cases and there is an 80 percent chance she will be a flat chested fat girl…cuz someone’s gotta end up with them…it might as well be you….

Here’s a video I posted a while ago of Emma Roberts in some movie…also in her underwears…looking a little tighter….

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