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Eva Mendes Erotica of the Day

Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to show her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits and doing it on TV….the more accessible pre-internet media takevover..

Sure, she’s a mom, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds or Gosling, or who the fuck cares, some fucking Canadian named Ryan….and she’s not the hot slut naked in all the movies…like the well paid instagram model pre instagram who knows how to get fucking paid….

She posted this picture and it’s safe to say…she fucking brings the fucking goods…substantially hotter…but that could be a comparison issue…like when average chicks hang with fat pigs to be the hot one in the group…but the extreme fucking version of that…

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2009 Eva Mendes Tits of the Day


Eva Mendes may be a mom now, but there was a time she was the token hispanic chick in movies that everyone wanted to fuck, because Hollywood isn’t racist, they hire the same ethnic people over and over to appease the critics who would call them racist…

Well, she was put to better use than most hispanic women in AMerica, but being forced to look awesome naked or half naked, getting paid…

In 2009, she did a topless shoot, showing off her really big nipples, not that we haven’t seen her tits before, but for some reason her tits in 2009 are doing the rounds…I’ve probably already posed these in 2009..but who am I to not tip you off to her tits 6 years younger – to remember a time pre babies destroyed her….who am I to give you the responsibility of searching the site archives to find these pics on celebrity porn site…It is my duty to bring you this….

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