The one thing I will say about women, because despite joking about having given them the right to vote, or bitching about women in positions of power, authority being a disaster because of the whole being women thing….I actually love women and think they are a hilarious species….especially when they choose career over family, which they are supposed to instinctively be into, but Sex and The City gave them this dream of meaningless sex with as many man as they want, because men will fuck any women and we don’t have the authority to spend our lives fucking as many women as we want, since we need them to be down…and they are never down for our kind…they are the keeper of sex…and thus powerful…I guess I’ve said more than one thing about women…but the one thing I am trying to say about women, besides them being smart, good workers, creative, maternal, great cooks for the most part, fun to eat out…..is that they are creative in their whoring….I mean creative enough….at least in their cattyness of trying to be the best amongst other women…at least in trying to be the leader of the women with the most likes and follows…because they come up with shit like FROG BUTT….which I guess is used for dogs, my dog does it, but it’s not quite as appealing….

That’s not to say they are all that innovative, they are just following a trend in how to pose in slutty pics, but they are posing in slutty pics so they are in the right direction and whoever started this trend up has done good…a true hero….

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The nice thing about the HASHTAG generation is that they name their specific poses so that other people can have a sense that they are part of a movement or online challenge when they decide to hop on the bandwagon as people all see to do…you drone fucks…

So some girl decided that sitting with her ass out in what I guess is a variation of a kneel, or being on all fours that it looked like a FROG BUTT….I think pure bred dogs do this pose…feet back for easy access….or whatever…and other girls saw that there was a name for the slutty pose and I guess a fetish for the pose….or an audience for the pose…and if there’s an audience and a name it must be something to hop onto…so girls everywhere…from all walks of life are taking these nudes in the FROG BUTT pose…because if you get in that pose, if you take a pic in the pose, you better fucking post it..l

So welcome to the new friday feature…FROG BUTTS…because real girls wanting attention are more fun than celebs who are overpaid for their wanting attention so they don’t get nearly naked enough.

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