I am still more into the Urban Dictionary definiton of FROG BUTT, than the millennial getting naked on the internet is universally accepted poses, because they’d hate to go off the fucking program and/or script and try to improvise their own post, that’d be fucking CRAZY…we’re all a bunch of sheep doing the exact same thing over and over again because there is comfort in familiarity, or comfort in things that people have already done, seen success with, and is universally accepted….KEEP the creativity out of here and do what everyone else is doing…..

The good news is that when it comes to slutty poses, I am happy there are these gateway poses like FROG BUTT, to get girls confident that what they are doing is no big deal…

When it comes to following idiots like Chrissy Teigen, or accepting bullshit lies the media tell us, there’s a little mroe damage in the conditioning of “BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”….road to communism some of us are on….but when butts are involved…none of that matters, just keep the trend alive.

For reference, the Urban Dictionary definition of FROG BUTT which I posted last week, but don’t expect any of you to read this shit, is:

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.
Yo that chick at the Molly Hatchet show had a mad frog butt.

Brilliant…but not the same frog butt as these frog butts…

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Frog Butts or what I call…..kneeling….but kneeling isn’t as crafty of a name as frog butt because frog butts seem cuter and fun than kneeling…plus kneeling has a whole religious connotations, you know kneeling before god…and for the girls raised in the church making the transition to selling nudes on the internet is thwarted by calling it FROG BUTT…so much cuter…plus asking a girl to kneel will get you arrested because of the whole down with the patriarchy and metoo shit…now you have to wait for them to to volunteer….

According to Urban Dictionary, Frog Butts are not the pose a bulldog does with it’s legs pulled out under him…you know the reddit nude post…it’s actually far more amazing and I wish these frog butts were those frog butts.

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For those of you who don’t know, Frog Butt is more than just a pose that French Bulldogs do on instagram while their parents are basically trying stage parent them into becoming influencer dogs by dressing them up like assholes…in exchange for no money because dogs don’t need money…they just sit around there trying to please their asshole parents…which is probably a similar motivation these people have, you know get in frog butt because it’s a pose that makes the ass look more round, dressed for the occasion, in hopes it goes viral, so that they can win at life, only they’re probably not doing it for any real money, more for the sake of doing it…which works for me, I’ll stare at random ass all day.

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Frog Butt’s are the creative and inventive way a girl can pose her ass so that you can either see her pussy and asshole, or not, I don’t know what the benefit of this pose is, I’ve seen dogs doing it, I just know that for whatever reason, probably one that involves people being fucking sheep, when something works or becomes normalized, everyone hops on board…in this case, this pose, is a default pose, because I guess there are only so many ways to pose your ass and when trying to stand out amongst other asses, you might as well follow their lead in tried and tested, even NAMED poses….because you all lack originality, but who needs originality when showing off your ass, the ASS is enough.

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Frog Butt is a trending pose that girls do to show off their asses, or maybe to seem like they have asses, because we all like asses, I mean so much so that girls are jacking up their asses with injections and fat transfers, in efforts to show off those asses, or have the best ass money can buy…

I read some story about a Mexican Influencer labeled the Kim K of Mexico, which you’d think was a dis, but is actually a coveted title these people have, I mean this is likely going on around the world…each country has a trashy jacked up by bad plastic surgery to have this ridiculous looking body that they call the KIM K of their country….but this Mexican one died…so I was interested to see why…you know a dead influencer is a step in the right direction for society…and as I suspected she died getting surgery…plastic surgery…literally dying to look like a muppet ass bitch….

WILD…

Willing to die to be “hotter” on instagram, even though that look is fucking bunk ass…but clearly that’s just my opinion and not the opinion of the masses because she literally died trying to be hotter on IG…when she looked like shit in all the pics I saw of her…

Anyway, being slutty on the internet is what people do now, it’s mainstream, YAY…and Frog Butt is one of the things they do…and this is the week round up of Frog Butts….

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Frog Butts aren’t just what happens when you have anal sex with a French girl on a first date that’s less of a date and more of a first encounter…French girls are fun…if you’re into getting shit on your dick from strangers..

Frog Butts are also a pose that girls do because they like the way it makes their ass look….so they all hop onto the trend because they are all one trick ponies who lack creativity and confidence to invent their own shit, there’s comfort in keeping up with the JONESES but we’re lucky that the JONESES are at that stage in their relationship where they CUCK or SWING because everyone’s trying to outdo each other in SLUTTY…

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I don’t know if FROG BUTT was invented by someone who go in on the trendy dog of the moment trend and got themselves a FRENCHIE, I just know it’s basically the bull dog stance that some pervert either saw his dog doing and said “I gotta get girls doing this”….let’s hope they only jerked off to the pose when they got girls in it….but clearly that innovator figured out that girls need direction, trends, hashtags to follow the lead when doing their own slutty selfie…and Frog Butt clearly made the cut…girls love this pose…it’s a nice pre-doggystyle but still inspired by dog thing for us dog lovers out here who can’t get enough of bitches showing off their asses in favorable angles.

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Frog butts are a pretty effective pose.

I am glad it is one that girls have decided to produce on the regular or at least enough times for it to have its own name…so other girls know it is a thing so that they can jump in on the trend so they don’t miss out on the current trends in being lewd on the internet….you know it’s a business and now a socially acceptable way to get ahead and that’s probably the best advancement in humanity.

Here’s this week’s round-up.

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Frog Butt’s are nothing new…girls have been posing like this forever, it’s just a way to show off the booty….

I am sure most people don’t know the name of the pose, but it’s a pose and it has a name….and from my observational deck, girls need names of poses in order to know they are a thing so that they can hop on the trend and get in on the frog butt fun…..

Most girls aren’t the most creative or daring, especially not now that internet nudes or porn or provocative lewd photos are mainstream…these are mainstream girls hoping in on a mainstream trend and they need guidance or rules….

They are trend followers, they are only getting naked because it’s cool or hip or trending..so even if they are capable of pushing the boundaries of what a nude is, they aren’t really pushing an envelopes or reinventing the wheel….or whatever thinking outside the box cliche you like best…..

We need to outline what they need to do for them…because we can’t all be leaders, the world needs followers and lucky for us followers are doing good things because so many girls post this shit on the regular…

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I wonder if FROG BUTT was invented by a girl who saw her FRENCHIE or similar trendy dog sitting in the “Frog Butt” pose and thought to herself “I can use that for my internet whoring”….maybe it was a dude who saw his dog in the same position and said “If I get girls to pose this way, we’ll see everything they have to offer in a less aggressive doggy style position”….plus if you can show a cute puppy posing and say “do this” it’s less porny and perverted in their instagram model shoots….

I want to know who conceptualized FROG BUTT and why others hopped onto it….maybe FROG BUTT is a yoga pose I am just not familiar with, which it could be, since that whole YOGA thing isn’t really a hobby for me, even if I like the pants. It’s been made clear that the pants outside of the Yoga studio are far more appealing since they aren’t farting.

These are a bunch of girls in FROG BUTT…because it is Friday.

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