Frog Butt is what I’d call a trending pose because it has reached a critical mass of women using the pose when taking their nudes….I don’t know if you can really fuck a girl in the pure version of this pose…but where there’s a will there is a way…especially when some girls need to angle way the fuck more forward than the average frog but to get optimal frog butt coverage…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that when you think of a woman on her knees, there’s usually a rag or sponge in hand as she scrubs the bathroom floor, but this is a new generation, where women aren’t SLAVES to the family or the household, most don’t even want families, but instead just want subscribers to their fan accounts they get paid to post nudes on….

I know what you’re also thinking, that when you think of a girl on her knees, you always imagine her sucking your dick, but then when reflecting on the one blowjob you got in life you realize, she wasn’t even on her knees…that’s FALSE marketing…all those “on your knees bitch” jokes from high school were a LIE…..while FROG BUTT…is real..

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Frog Butts are a pose.

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Frog Butt Friday…..the day where we collect images of women who are on their knees with their arched backs all in efforts to make their asses look better for that selfie cuz you don’t see how uneventful they may be….you know some of these asses in any other pose may not be the ass you want them to be…they may be fat, they may be flat…they may be cellulite ridden…but when stretched out they can be more substantial, impressive, and better to drive those sales to your fan pages….kinda like when you attach weights to your micro dick and see it stretch at least 5 inches….doesn’t mean you got that 5 inch dick you’ve alway dreamt of Tiny, it’s just a FUCKING illusion…but under the internet circumstances…WHAT isn’t an illusion…right.

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If you don’t know what a frog butt is by now, you don’t visit this site and you accidentally ended up here googling Kermit the Frog erotica, as you do…those muppets have always been erotica to you…which is weird but the world is weird so who fucking cares…

I can explain it if you are blind and unable to see the pictures….some DESCRIPTIVE VIDEO for Blog Posts..

Girl in header image is sitting on her knees in a thong, looking back at the camera over the shoulder, her ass semi elevated so that her back arches, in a position similar to a bulldog crawling across the floor in a viral video, however you are blind, hence the descriptive video…no wait that’s for deaf people…I get my deafs, blind and dumbs mixed up all the time…I mean if you were blind you wouldn’t be able to read this…so maybe I should narrate all my posts….but I don’t read them after I write them…so I’d have to hire some call center in India to do it….is this the billion dollar app idea….make websites speak their content to you because reading is for losers…if it is give me 10 percent finders fee…I am lazy and would like a private island in the Caribbean…I deserve it…..

All this to say it is all too complicated for a bunch of pics of girls in a pose that makes you think doggy style, and that their asses are rounder….right.

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Frog Butts are one of the go to poses a girl is probably taught in her first year at college, either by the creepy professor, dudes they meet on tinder, or the sex worker club that used to be the Sci/Fi Club but rebranded when they realized everyone was a fucking nerd and this was a good way to see all kinds of titties, because it seems like the kind of club that would exist on college campuses for girls to find actual opportunities to make money, which has nothing to do with their degree but the network of friends they’ve met on their college journey before dropping out when they realize seling nudes and panties fucking pays and going to class is for the uglies…so stay dumb, naked and money making….

I don’t know why this is called a frog butt, I know French Bulldogs do it, so maybe that was the inspo, I just call it girl on her knees arching that back…making that ass look better than it probably is when not in frog butt….which makes sense, do what works…while barely working because working is for suckers…

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If you leave women to their own devices, they figure out things like Frog Butts….and that’s not to say that women aren’t smart, capable, interesting, or fun….I am a firm believer that being friends with women is a far more fulfilling experience than being friends with some fucking loser bros who smell like they jerk off too much and have nothing interesting to say besides “check out her tits”….I am anti man friends….because men are losers….

But it’s to say that if you give a bitch a camera, it’s like teaching a man to fish, she’ll figure out how to make even the grossest of asses look worthy of a fuck….and she’ll use that to her opportunistic advantage….in the seduction of men…at least enough to get them to pull out their credit cards…because men are losers…

Frog Butt is one of those poses, or angles, that girls do to get their ass primed and ready to get losers to pay into whatever they are doing….it’s a little on their knees, forcing the back to arch and it looks good to me…keep up the innovative work…EVOLUTION OF A SPECIES…

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Frog Butt was invented for girls to make their booty’s pop even if they didn’t have as much booty as they’d need to make it pop in other positions….

The Frog Butt is an ON YOUR KNEES, BACK IS ARCHED tactic that if they were to try while standing wouldn’t work….

I know you’ve seen the girls who know how to turn themselves into Centaurs, all dropping their hips and curving their lower backs in unhuman like ways…all for the booty pic they will facetune before uploading to give even more booty…all while complaining about how MEN give women unrealisitc body images even though we’d all fuck basically anything willing…and unwilling for a lot of you sick fucks…

But the booty needs to be showcased, otherwise how does a woman clickbait right….and this is the pose, or one of the poses, in the repertoire of the slut…

So here are some Frog Butts and they are good…

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The one thing you have to appreciate about Americans is how conditioned they are to be like each other.

It’s like they are all into the same pop music, the same movies, even when they hate each other based on nonsense ideas, they are just being the fucking same by taking sides about irrelevant shit, thanks to the media telling them to…

So the Anti-Trumpers vs the Trumpers are basically the same McDonald’s eating idiot who knows all the words to a Katy Perry song…or all Katy Perry songs…even if they didn’t want to…it’s brain washing tactics..

But yeah, in finding comfort in being the same, you know vacationing in the same places, eating the same chained restaurants, buying the same brands…comes a pretty funny concept of posing in the same slut pose…

So Friday’s slut pose, which I think is an awesome slut pose, is a trendy slut pose, all the girls wanting to put ass pics on the internet for money or a cheap thrill or empowerment, which is just another marketing name to justify being a slut….sex positivity…feminism…you know what I am saying…and that is that a bitch can’t just be “I am posting pics of my ass” they need to make a big thing about it like it’s part of a bigger movement,….and they do the same with their slutty poses…because this is called FROG BUTT…where butts look rounder when kneeling…and if all girls are FROG BUTTING…it makes it feel ok…because there is comfort in being like everyone else….

So all that marketing, mass appeal, critical mass popularity shit annoys be, just not when it involves girls being swayed into the dark side of posting LEWD pics online…I’m into that.

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Frog Butt as a pose is evidence that girls practice and plan their instagram poses for their slutty instagram content and they have communities or conversations about the various poses they can do depending on the body part they are trying to give some shine to….

So they’ve got the Centaur pose, where they king their back in the weirdest way while pushing their chest out to get the look of a curved back arch, with more higher up ass…they’ve got the cross your arms to push your tits up…and they have FROG BUTT…some make the ass look rounder whilst on your knees…and it’s pretty hot.

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Frog Butts are not the same as Mom Butts despite what Urban Dictionary told me last week, and I won’t repost it because who gives a fuck…just look at the girls in frog butt….a generally accepted pose that involves asses out in kneeling positon because I guess frog’s kneel or it was named after some french prostitute who knew the instagram way to make your ass look its roundest…girls man, they’ll always figure out the best possible angle to game us with….because none of these asses are as good as they look in Frog Butt pose….it’s just an illusion….for the internet…if only they could wallk around life in Frog Butt pose…they’d be so much happier thanks to all the likes and follows they get…but based on my experience they only like the follows on instagram…the actual follows gets them nervous…especially when you scream “I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE” as they walk into their apartment complex…

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