Frog Butt’s on Fridays is what we do over in this motherfucking simulation we’ve created 17 years ago in anticipation for the crash of humanity where everything becomes internet based….only now we think the simulation is actual real life and this internet thing will be turned off…so let’s ride out the final internet days together by objectifying the women who objectify themselves…you know give em what they want for empowerment, that’s feminism..we’re feminists…because we celebrate sluts.

Frog Butt is a reminder that group think is real…I know the muppet faces of social media, the everyone dressing, looking, acting and believing the same things is everywhere and you don’t need a reminder if you’re an outsider like me…and I’m not saying that in a “I’m so different’ high school angst kind of way…but in a “I see society and it’s terrifying how these drones are put to pasture”….cuz I don’t really believe people are that dumb, but they are..

So Frog Butt is a reminder that one edgy slut took a chance, broke free from teh typical butt shot, and the masses hopped onto it and got in on too. The ice was broken, the risk taken, now there’s no way to allow that bitch to get the shine, when they can get the shine too.

The good news is, none of these girls are actually famous, so I don’t hate them for trying….I save my hate for the actual famous…these are just normals having fun in a society that is fucking weird.

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I live in French Canada, so a Frog Butt is a totally different concept to me…it’s usually one found at the strip club living shit stains on your jeans because of all the poutine they ate….at least in the strip clubs I used to frequent when strip clubs were open….

There’s an ongoing joke that French gils always have stripper as their back-up plan to get paid an live their best French Canadian life…you know if their hair dresser, spray tan, bar maid, bottle service accomplishments ever fall through…

That’s not to say French girls aren’t hot or that they don’t fuck on the first date that doesn’t need to be a date…they have that JOY OF LIFE…and fucking is part of those good times…

It’s to say that Frog Butts when they aren’t the butts of french girls, are girls on their knees, arching in ways that I guess make their asses look hotter…so these are frog butts, far better than actual frog butts, do frogs even have butts? I’ve never seen a frog shit…the frog frog not the french frog…I’ve seen french frogs shit…it was an upsell….the worst upsell ever.

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Frog Butt Friday for Memorial Day.

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve never notice a frog butt while sticking my dick in a frog, I usually just go for their mouths, the butts are just too complicated and cruel, while their mouths can stretch out and if you’ve ever seen a frog catch a bug in slow motion…I mean the skill they have is life changing while applied to your dick..you know just me and Kermit living that swamp life…so ROMANTIC

I know fucking frog’s isn’t supposed to be a hot thing….its probably illegal in some places because you can’t get their consent…but if you knew the love we had for each other, you’d understand why we don’t are about what you think…..

Obviously I don’t fuck frogs, but I do know that girls call their booty pose to make their asses look rounder is called Frog Butt…and since there’s nothing hot about fogs, we should rebrand it as “Kneeling”…

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As you probably know, the frogs are turning gay, thanks to the chemicals in the water, which I guess is also making the humans gay, because that’s all that people seem to talk about…sexuality, gender, racism, I don’t fucking know but I’d be rather looking at your ass when you do it….who cares what you stick your dick in, I used to know a guy who would fuck anything he could…from the crease between the mattress and boxspring, to the couch cushion, to food products…he didn’t give a fuck…and we didn’t give a fuck that he did it…so long as he was just telling us about it…and not doing it at our house…people are weird, cumming is an individual artform, and whatever gets you off, gets you off…we don’t need to discuss it…ideally, I’d prefer if you didn’t….there’s nothing more that I hate, I mean besides the things I really hate at my core, but it’s high up on the list…and that is dudes talking about jerking off…like “I was jerking off to porn the other day and I came in my eye”….I don’t need to know that, or care to hear about it….

Anyway, the frogs are gay, but these girls are actively trying to make frogs straight again, by posing in what they call frog butt…and this is frog butt..

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Frog Butts are more than just literal frog butts…something you probably fucked when you were coming of age…while the other kids were cruelly putting cigarettes in a frog’s mouth, you were more progressive and putting your dick in the frog’s mouth…I mean they suck those cigarettes until they explode, something that I found traumatizing and weird when I was young….but when you think about all the times a girl suck your dick with a lack of enthusiasm, I’m sure you’d appreciate if she sucked it like she was going to explode….you know willing to die for the good time….

But yeah, Frog Butts, more than just a frog’s butt, but also a pose to help girls show off their butts….

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Without going into too many details about myself, you know since it is my website and I should make every post about me…maybe feet pics, one per post, every day…just to give it some human touch and let you know that I’m a guy out here trying to make dreams come true as the lowest level content producer…since no one cares about the faceless, the footless, the people who aren’t on their soap boxes with neon signs and fireworks screaming “LOOK AT ME I AM A CONTENT CREATOR”…..distracting from any important messaging…that’s never important messaging…but distracting from what could be thought out content pieces but instead are just half nude clout chasing follower count boosting garbage…it’s the reason society is dumber…

So to make this about me…..as all BLOGS should be in the era of everyone trying to matter, or get famous….

My dog, an old pug, who is the fucking best…was in Frog Butt this morning, as he does…because dogs of his breed, without generalizing and being seen as a racist….and not because he’s black…but because he’s of the CANINE species and to single him out for his specific cultural background of pug which is “ancient chinese” in this era of ASIAN racism….was in FROG BUTT this morning and I said….in my best Rebecca Black voice…”It’s frog butt friday, friday, friday”….go fuck yourself.

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FROG BUTTS…how dare you….how derogatory…how inappropriate…calling a pose a woman just trying to make her ass look rounder and more dramatic a FROG butt, instead of a WOMAN BUTT…you misogynistic fucks…be outraged…cancel the frog butt…and call it “kneeling” or something less fun…even if all the girls in frog butt have self proclaimed the frog butt and uploaded the pic with the #frogbutt hashtag…so we know it’s a frog butt…that’s clearly just proof that the patriarchy has trickled down into a woman’s day to day life where she doesn’t even know she’s being objectified as she objectifies herself….I mean…to call a woman’s butt a frog butt…like GROSS…you know Frogs and their warts, their green skin, the fact they live in fucking swamps amongst filth and stink…HOW DARE YOU…but outraged..

Or just look at the frog butts cuz girls figured out how to brand a pose they do to make their asses look hot…because being outraged is for idiots since none of this matters, it’s all a simulation.

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I don’t know if the frog butt was named after some pervert who would wander through the swamp at night looking for a big enough bullfrog to fuck up the ass….or if the post just barely looks like a frog hopping along a lily pad looking for bugs to eat….I just know that girls do the pose and that’s all I need to know…

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I don’t know if Frog Butts are the pose of the future, but I have a feeling they might be, since all humans are lazy fucks who sit in front of a computer all fucking day, so when taking slutty selfies of themselves they’re limited to only so many positions without having to actually use effort and stand up, you know they LAY ON YOUR BACK AND STAR FISH while you fuck cuz you think you are too hot for the guy you are fucking or because you don’t want to get off your damn phone while he fucks you…you know what I mean…

The Frog Butt allows fat girls to seem less fat if they arch their back enough, and it’s all done on their knees, no standin up required…and that’s a wonderful thing for you lazy fucks out there trying to make money in lazy ways like selling nudes…and good for us perverted who like ass looking it’s biggest and roundest….optical illusions or not..it’s the internet and we know it’s all fake…but we still believe…

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