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2021

03

Sep

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

If I was younger, more ambitious, less of a doomsdayer thinking that the end is near because I don’t have confidence in the people of Canada to ever say no to the powers that be, and they’ve all bought into climate change, despite being on a piece of land that is basically barely populated, with all kinds of land and resources to spread out over…

But yeah, if this shit was still more of a game, I would have invested my energy in a dumb fucking pose, you know pay influencers and whores to post and tag the pose, in order for it to reach critical mass, like the vaccine mandates, where they have people campaigning the fucking pose, if you don’t do the pose, you’re an inferior human, if you don’t do the pose, you’re not a valid member of society…but rather a trumper or a self involved heathen…and there’s nothing more amazing that being called a self involved or self righteous person from someone who has a content strategy for their instagram.

Anyway, if you get the pose viral, all these drones will do it, Frog Butt having a name, is proof of that….and I’m into it because ass on knees looks good to me….it’s just funny that all these people follow the leader…like they have no identity of their own…because they don’t….FUNNY.

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2021

27

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butts don’t really need a fucking intro. It’s a pose girls do to make their asses look better when they sext, or produce smut to post publicly, because nothing is sacred, everyone has a price and everyone is a pervert who gets off to this shit…and I’m all for it, because you BEST be getting all the money you can before all businesses are shut down and you basically survive off free money from the government so long as you follow the rules..

Girls being exhibitionists like their leaders….or idols…now that they don’t have a church to fill the void in their souls…is ALL good…cuz I like seeing these girls making their asses pop for content….I’ve been living behind the screen for a long time so keep bringing us the smut…it’s a good distraction and dopamine trigger.

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2021

20

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butt is the solid pose of solid women with weak morals and values because they are victims of the depravity of society on a whole, the loss of spirituality, God, whatever you want to call it when church is replaced with youtubers, influencers and the Kardashians….

Frog Butt is the unifying pose that girls who clearly just follow the masses and figure reducing themselves into jerk off fodder because it’s so fun and mindless…because they lack creativity….they are just folllowing the leader and the leader is a fucking demon..

I am not mad that every girl gets naked on the internet, I am mad about other shit, and the girls getting naked on the internet are a symptom of the the same reason the other shit is happening…

People are dumb, people aren’t smart, people are distracted narcissists and they don’t even bother looking into shit, cuz they would rather post a half nude for likes and follows…disappointing….but if you can’t beat em, beat your dick when looking at their self produced mindless smut…

FUCKING idiots.

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2021

13

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butt is a pose the girls do that you probably didn’t know was called Frog Butt, because you’re not a girl, or because you don’t need cutesy marketable bullshit names to say “on your knees ho….now arch that back….that’s the way I want to see your booty flex”….

I am not hating on the general population follow the leader by doing what other people do, with their fear of missing out, while they try to build their social media based business, becuase working is fucking stupid when you can just sell nudes…

I jut think it is funny how simplistic the through process is, keep it simple stupid, because I’ve been here long enough to remember when the internet wasn’t just strictly corporate sites, corporate ads, and girls getting naked were the girls you didn’t want to see naked, because the normal hot chicks were busy being too cool for the internet…yet here we are now…reduced to the same clickbait…jsut way too much to jerk off to…it must be a conspiracy….

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2021

06

Aug

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butt is a pretty solid pose, so solid that girls have a fucking name for it, so you know it’s in their artillery to use on the unsuspecting, chronic masturbating cuck, who for whatever reason feels guilty jerking off to free porn, but instead decides to pay girls for this shit….you fucking weirdos…

I have tipped cam girls…but I really consider that a totally different experience than buying nudes. When I watch cam girls do their thing, I feel like they’re entertaining me for free, and if they do something impressive, creative, that requires talent, or that is just hot…I’ll throw some tip money their way….

So I am not against paying sluts…

I’ve paid strippers for lap dances for myself, for others, I’ve had cheap blowjobs, I’m open to the concept…

But this internet nude shit on Onlyfans is just straight up scams, these bitches are mooching off the real sex workers for cash, to buy bullshit designer purses or whatever they blow their money on because MONEY is everything, integrity, intelligence and morals and values are meaningless….

I guess they’ve seen idiots on YOUTUBE buy multiple ferraris as they take their cut of Google ad money and figure they deserve it too..and I guess I’m not mad about it, since so many frog butts happen weekly, and they’re hot.

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2021

30

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Ribbit…it’s FROG BUTT FRIDAY..

Whenever I hear the word FROG BUTT, I instantly think of French girls, because growing up as a minority in Canada, they called us SQUARE HEADS….and we called them FROGS…which I guess applied to people from France too all because they eat Frog Legs…what a stupid fucking dis, but anything to offend the oppressors, because people don’t realize being English in Rural French Canada was like being Black in the Deep South…so these motherfuckers would beat the fuck out of you, gangstalk you, HUNT you down..all because you were english…it was nutty…

So yeah, when I hear about Frog Butts, I think of French girls, who historically have been sold off by their family at 14 like they were CELINE DION….but it’s a cultural thing that goes back hundreds of years…which may be why French girls all end up stripping as a back-up plan, or as a first plan, because they’re a horny bunch that fuck on the first date that doesn’t even need to be a date.

So yeah, FROG BUTT, is really about sitting in a kneel to make your ass look rounder….but it means so much more to me….so check out the frog poses…and love that girls are followers who just do what each other are doing…there is comfort in being the same even when being the same means being a whore…

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2021

23

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

The good news is that you don’t need to use your sex doll to find the next hottest pose for social media, as you do in your spare time, because the women have figured it out on their own….it’s called frog butt and involved kneeling, spreading the knees apart, arching the back to make the booty look its roundest, and EVERYONE seems to be doing it…

Obviously,, I think it’s a wonderful pose, one that they should teach all women of all walks of life to do….maybe this should be the pose for teachers on Picture day, army people when getting in formation, why save it for the whores of the internet looking for attention and money….MAKE it for everyone….

You know the whole “Say Cheese” to get people to smile for a picture, it pretty much became a default instruction for a generation or more to get people to smoke for a picture, I think it’s time we change that to “FROG BUTT”….so girls hop into the pose instinctively, instead of wasting time taking pics of themselves NOT in frog butt.

Here’s some frog butts.

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2021

16

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

It’s fucking friday, fuck off…

In a lot of ways, I don’t know why I bother a bunch of amateur models in various states of naked showing off a new pose their dad’s taught them called the Frog Butt, because I know men are no longer in existence and looking at content of hot chicks is part of the misogyny and patriarchy they bullshit agenda is pushing because they don’t like men…

I do it for the last remaining men out there who still like looking at ass on a website instead of on some big tech platform where people are competing for eyeballs like the desperate losers they are…

If you get your hot chick asshole pics from a Zuckerberg production, you’re a fucking disgrace. Go fuck yourself…puppet.

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2021

09

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butts are the knee under ass pose all these girls are doing in the pictures below, and I guess in the pictures I’ve posted week after week when deciding to promote the frog butt as a concept, I don’t know what sucked me in, but I know week after week I have nothing to say about girls in their underwear sitting on their asses to give some sort of ideal angle to get jerked off to…

It’s just such a basic concept, which is probably why all these girls partake, I mean the idea of being an individual and coming up with your own pose is so scary in these “EVERYONE IS THE FUCKING SAME” times….

I am not against girls being sluts in slutty poses for attention, no matter how incessant and consistent it becomes…

There’s no shortage of tits on the internet, or ass…everyone’s doing it…it’s crazy..

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2021

02

Jul

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

I don’t really know what the official frog butt pose, but it seems to be bitches on their hands and knees, except when they are on chairs, angling their assholes to the fucking moon like they are Branson and Bezos having their billionaire Space Race for the unity of the world…you know before they introduce an Alien invasion to to make us all connected to each other…we can fight amongst ourselves if we are too busy trying to protect humanity against the aliens, even if the aliens are our founding fathers, our creators, or religious icons…it’s possible….not the Humanity is worth saving, I mean historically civilizations crash in similar ways to how we are crashing and one of those things is everyone becoming a prostitute…

Not that I know anything about the sex work or the over sexualization of a society before they fall, what do I look like, someone who reads, or educates myself….I just make blanket meaningless statements…but I will say if girls find more happiness in selling nudes on the internet to strangers, instant gratification and money, than say, having a shitty ungrateful family, then we’re headed to a weird place because we always needed the majority to be the ones with shitty families in the suburbs…save the whoring for the down and out who have no other option….you can’t all be whores, how can we all keep up!!


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