Women in FROG BUTT pose are more interesting than actual frog butts.

You know some masterful enterprising internet slut out there likely came across a frog on one of her influencer trips, sugar baby trips, you know to a tropical place or maybe a Cabin in the woods upstate when the sugar daddy’s wife was at the Florida house…bored and trying to be present for her paying customer…forced to not look at her phone but to look at the nature around her…only to come across a frog and think “I can do that better”….spawning a whole trend that so many babes partake in….

These are some frog butts, or girls in the frog butt pose, on knees, back arched, ass out, not quite what frogs in the wild do…but we’ll take it for not being scientifically or biologically accurate…since we don’t take science or biology serious in ANY other aspect of our lives…

FROG BUTTS.

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Frog butts are a post, that may be all you need to know at least about frog butts….

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Frog Butts are a pose where girls kneel, ass out, because girls need different poses to document their lives, their story, their nudes….otherwise they’d just not know what to do with themselves, you know they have the ass, the pussy, the legs, the ability to kneel with their ass out, but they wouldn’t have a hashtag to know what they are doing is ok, right, accepted, what others do….since being an individual is the scariest thing for these people out there who still pretend they are originals…some have lists of the number of things that make them so unique, I think I posted a bitch in the “other video of the day” stepNEWS post where she has every possible thing WRONG with her, but that she celebrates because victimhood is a currency…the more categories that make you a victim…the more society folds to your demands you self involved, narcissistic, negative, and annoying fuck.

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I do not thing the above picture is of an official frog butt, I mean she’s doing it all wrong, yet it looks pretty right, even with her weird looking tit from that angle, I’m more about the ass with the aerobic leg warmers…it’s a fetish when they aren’t being appropriated by fat lesbians who knit, like reading, cats and Twilight fan fiction…you know the lonely type….

I do think that the frog butt, which has such a silly name, it’s almost hard to believe it’s an actual thing, and it is an actual thing, since I am not the one who coined it…I would have just said “ARCHED BACK AND ON THEIR KNEES”….I guess I’m not the best marketer…and with titles like FROG BUTT it becomes an actual thing that people can hop the fuck onto.

I don’t think it’s the worst thing to have group mindset when it comes to producing nudes, I don’t expect people to be all that original or creative anymore, their critical thought and creativity has been reduced to “do what works for others”….and when it’s an “arched back on their knees” butt shot…who cares…when it’s everything else, it’s terrifying…NO BRAIN OF YOU OWN…holy shit….the foundation of TikTok…dance the same way others dance and win….DANCE IN UNISON….DANCE TOGETHER BUT ALONE FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME…to matter…DO NOT GO AGAINST THE GRAIN SLAVE.

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Check out that skeleton….in FROG BUTT….reminds me of this song….

Only instead of being spooked out by that spooky skeleton in frog butt…you may or may not want to fuck it. I would assume that’s the whole point of the get on all fours and arch your back frog butt pose….unless they are just casually caught in this pose and it’s one big coincidence that all girls do basically the exact same thing as they race to get results or conversions….

This is far hotter than jerking off at the swamp out back where the actual frogs live….you know, sometimes some APPROPRIATION is good….learn from other species or cultures to be better at things like SEXTING.

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The frogs may be turning gay or transgender thanks to the chemicals in the food, water, farming that are probably turning us all gay too…but the frog butts aren’t turning us gay, if anything they are trying to suck us back into straightness by shaping an ass and pussy in an appealing way, since people clearly like taking slutty pics of themselves for the benefit of keeping chicks hot and worth jerking off to…the way NATURE intended before the chemicals in the water turned the frogs gay…

Frog Butts are trying to save heterosexual biological female sex appeal for the men losing their testosterone..that’s not that every vagina in this post is biological or born woman..I mean I don’t know how to differentiate the tranny pussy from a lab and I haven’t looked close enough to know whether they are suspicious or not…but the general idea is that this is chicks being hot…so enjoy it while it lasts…

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Frog Butt. Ribbit…

If the conspiracy theorists are saying all the frogs are turning gay thanks to the chemicals in the basically everything thanks to agriculture and big industry not really giving a fuck about people’s health….

Does that mean looking at girls in Frog Butts make you gay?

I’m going with PROBABLY NOT….and that really this tribute to FROGS and their new found transgenderism or homosexuality thanks to the chemicals in basically everything…something I am sure doesn’t negatively impact humans in any way…I mean they’d never do something that would damage our health for profit…I mean we pay them our taxes…they like us, they work for us, we are all in this together….but I’d rather be all in on some of these babes producing hot smut…but that would require consent forms and far too much effort…so it’s better to just stare at the frog butt pics.

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I’ve never met a frog I’ve wanted to fuck…but I wouldn’t put it past some bros out there who when on their fishing trip decide to fool the dumb one in the group to stick his dick up in a frog because people are pretty fucking sick and will put their dick in anything.

I do however think that the frog butt as a pose is something that you’d probably want to fuck, it just smooths and rounds out the ass, all arched back and on their knees sprawled out to remind us that girls are pretty damn racy now that they’ve figured out how easy it is to monetize themselves…I mean school, training, education, work….that’s crazy…just be hot and half naked on the internet and find a couple of suckers with money or credit cards…I mean working for the man in a shitty meaningless job is a worse kind of whoring….a soul sucking whoring…where this is just “you being you”…and being rewarded for it…HOW COULD IT GO WRONG?!

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RIBBIT is the sound that these girls want you to make when you bury your face into their frog butts, I hear it makes them cum faster, you know assuming that girls only do frog butt because they have frog fetishes, and not because they like the way it arches their back as they kneel, so it rounds out that ass….

FROG BUTT is a pose and not the same as frog mouth, where if you put a cigarette in it they don’t explode like the frogs of the 70s and 80s after the poor kid from elementary school would make the poor frog smoke for joke…I wonder what happened to that guy…hopefully dead in the gutter somewhere…

I mean emulating a frog’s butt, and hurting a frog for entertainment are TWO very different uses of frog as life inspo…as a pacifist who thinks animals are far more remarkable than humans…just remembering that story has made me angry..since FROGS are fucking cool….and I guess frog butts are too….so thanks ladies for TRIGGERING me…when you know I hate when people use the word TRIGGER…when they get FROG BUTT HURT, about something a motherfucker says….like RIBBIT when trying to make weird ass frog fetishists cum.

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The Frog Butt is the booty pose that involves girls kneeling with the arched back to make the booty pop….

It’s just a lesson in girls, at least a specific kind of girl, who gets naked on the internet girl….or sexualizes herself girl…which at this point is ALL girls…society wants these girls working as online sex content producers instead of working real jobs…the only good part of the Great Reset….so the majority of girls are already indoctrinated, cashing in and in on it…

So the life lesson is that people are all the fucking same, playing follow the leader, even when it comes to butt shots…which is a symptom of the current system…

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