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George Hamilton’s Man Purse Doesn’t Distract Me From His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

Supertan George Hamilton, someone who I am not entirely sure what he does beyond tanning, was seen out with his man purse and the paparazzi thought that was a great story, what they forgot to mention was his braless wife and her floppy fucking tits with her hard nipples, because shit may not be as hot as a jacked up tanning bed in your bedroom, or even as hot as skin cancer, but it’s pretty fucking close to me.

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George Hamilton Had Sex With his StepMother When He was 12 of the Day

The forever tanned sparkling white toothed George Hamilton revealed to the world that he had a sexual relationship with his stepmother when he was 12 and she was in her 30s. He thinks it was good experience and so would I, because when I was 12 I was learning how to speak English watching Sesame Street and I wasn’t getting 30 year old pussy. I know everyone finds this sick, but if I had a stepmother, I would have totally snuck into her bath with her and shit , because lets face it she’s not blood related and she has a vagina. The good news is that he said if he was molested he’d do it again and I think that’s the attitude most molested people should take, instead of feeling violated and acting like a fuckin’ victim, sex is a good thing and people have to be a little more down to fuck than putting all these rules and regulations and laws on the shit…..at least that’s what I tell my stepdaughters every time they threaten me about going to the authorities…..

On a side note, his son’s quite the comedian, you should check out his comedy routine by scrolling to the end of this video but the biggest joke is that Kimberly Stewart is his Half Sister…..who he probably didn’t fuck, since they have the same mom and that would be incest and incest is wrong, even if no one is looking, or if all your friends are doing it…

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