Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s been able to get her a modelling career, finance her living out her dreams, because as a narcissist, there’s nothing more fulfilling when something that came out of your balls, becomes a legit model…even if it is all through positioning and not actual skill, talent, or ability…not that any model really needs ability…talent or skill..they just sort of stand there..

Anyway, she’s been booked by Victoria’s Secret because they like relevant girls, and she’s relevant…from popstar boyfriendds..to Taylor Swift and Jenner friendships…the whole thing a ridiculous new generation version of the family portrait you’d see in rich people’s houses in the 90s…you know whole family in jeans and white t-shirts with no shoes…weirdness…

Either way, she’s not in her bra and panties, but should be.

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I pulled this off instagram, because it made me laugh. Gigi Hadid only likes pics of herself, because she loves herself….

I never check what people I follow like, because I don’t care about what people like, but with some devine intervention, the top person on my instagram was Gigi Hadid, who just booked a big deal with a make-up company, and she’s so proud of herself, because she’s officially made it thanks to her team…and all the hard work that has come with being totally hooked up and connected thanks to her friends, parents, social circle and rich person life she lives, she is now a legit model…and it has paid off…a brand has decided to use her to reach a younger audience….without having to use a Kardashian, because kids are fucking doomed, are so influenced by the media, and don’t really get it because Punk Rock is dead…thanks to the internet..

The same narcissistic youth, that only like pictures of themselves, because of their self involved, egotistical …expected, but hilarious when seen in action….

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A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…then I quoted it yesterday…and now that the pics dropped I am quoting myself again, because why the fuck would I re-write the same thing…about a possibly deserving model, who happens to have a family of attention seekers, who is friends with the Kardashians…and really just up on the same hustle…

Well, here are a few more of the pics…

I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…

These pics are shot by DAVID BELLEMERE , which in french means Stepmother, and seeing as I’m the stepfather, I feel like we are connected….in a fully hetero way… FOLLOW HIM he’s a genius.

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A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…

Well, here are a few more of the pics…

I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…

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I wonder how she got this job…

This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic…

But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip…

So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her….

It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert…

Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family….

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I don’t know if Gigi Hadid celebrates Christmas, seeing as she’s got some Arab real estate developer father in his 90s…who may have been born before Christmas was even invented, but I do know that her career has been an overrated Christmas miracle that I would argue she doesn’t really deserve because she’s not all that hot, but that I guess she does deserve because she knows the right people…like the guy who owns Guess, who made her a Guess girl and who pushed her to other things like Sports Illustrated using his clout…making her an IT girl rich girl…not necessarily because that’s what she wanted, even though all girls want to be celebrated for their look, but because her parents are egos and it fuels their vapid LA needs.

Either way – people lik eher…

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Gigi Hadid is the relatively new it-girl model thanks to being born to a rich family with the right team hired to promote her to the mainstream…to give her family the ego booster they need because they live in LA, they are surrounded by Kardashians and other young girls who are being celebrated for no real reason other than being young and rich in LA…because when you’re young and rich, why go to school, you have a trust fund coming your way, and you can just sit around and be celebrated for being cute, and every bratty girl loves that….

All this to say, here she is in the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …. that has nothing to do with Christmas…at all…because Christmas doesn’t even have anything to do with Christmas…but everything to do with making year end sales…using guilt as a leverage point…or to me…it has everything to do with sad, lonely, single girls…who need dick to fill the void that is having no boyfriend, husband or family like all her friends…Tis the Season..

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Gigi Hadid is a massive supermodel now that her father has used some of his billions of dollars and some of his billionaire friends….to hook up his little baby that feeds his ego……He is already a reality TV whore with his wife…making me think they wish they were the Kardashians, and I guess this is their mechanism to whore out their daughter….to have the same level of fame as their other rich LA neighbors…it’s a little classier…but it’s a vapid waste of resources that could easily be applied to something that changes the world…but I guess in ways topless in Rolling Stone changes lives…I just don’t know what those ways are…

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Historically, I think everything is a fucking scam, especially celebrity and modeling, both as a profession and how to get said profession. I don’t think it ever really requires any actual work, talent or skill, it’s just a matter of right place and right time, where people who are either in your circle, or your family circle, just give handouts…I mean sure, sometimes there’s the little middle class girl in Texas with a fucking dream, who runs to LA to grind, but even when that works out, it comes down to the right blowjob or friend made at the coffee shop she worked at…nothing is a product of work, everything is a product of placement…

Meaning, Gigi Hadid, daughter of a billionaire developer with a cocky ego thanks to all the money he has made, who is in the LA Scene, who fucks models himself and who is friends with other creepy old dudes, just felt the need to give them his daughter to turn into the girls he dates…because it makes him feel like his sperm creates greatness….

It’s like every rich family in LA is fighting to be the next Kardashian, it’s a keeping up with the Jonses, but in the weirdest reality TV, exploiting their kids, throwing them into a shitty industry, raising them to be vapid hookers instead of substantial people…not to say Gigi is garbage, I don’t know her…but it is to say that she is only here, because she was placed here, there was not struggle…except maybe getting into this dress she wore at the Pirelli event…not that it matters, she’s still hot, willing to get naked despite being rich, and I like naked, so I can’t hate on it, but I can call nepotism when I see it, even though it ultimately does not matter….

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Gigi Hadid is some LA Rich kid, and like the majority of LA Rich kids, she doesn’t want to do anything of substance in her life, she wants to be a fucking model because models are relevant, they have instagram fame and they make some money, even though she doesn’t need money, all while not actually working….but pretending to be working and the whole thing is so glamourous, laid back and amazing…and their parent’s all encourage it, because they are just as horrible as their kids, and their kids being told they are hot, makes them feel like they are hot…and that’s just something that money can’t buy…or maybe it can, maybe it did…maybe that’s what these pics are….for Harper’s Bazaar…who made her look like a clown- because I guess they are mocking her…

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