Gigi Hadid is some Malibu barbie rich kid with everything available to her, but instead of pursuing a career achieving greatness, whether it is with a Ivy League education, that leads to her curing cancer, or with philanthropy since she doesn’t have to work, like breast feeding AIDS babies with no moms because their moms died of aids, or whatever it is that rich people do in their rich people life to feel less guilty about being rich people..

But instead she seeks fame, and being half naked, modelling for free, just to get out there, and more importantly, taking selfies of herself in panties…for the fans she’s basically bought to feed her ego..

I think modelling is dumb as fuck, and there’s so much more to be done in the world, than giving a narcissistic princess more attention because her Range Rover on her 16th birthday just wasn’t enough….but at the same time, I like looking at panties, even dumb as fuck panties that go up to bitch’s nipples…

I guess when your life is glamour like this, you need to be a rich kid, because poor people are too busy trying to pay the fucking rent to be working’ it for free.

I don’t hate, I just think it’s funny that of all things, this is what she chooses, what kind of person does that make her…clearly a half naked one who thinks she’s hot, because she kind of is.

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Gigi Hadid made some noise by being in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year…and she’s as cute as the other girls in the magazine, while being half the size of Kate Upton which is a good thing…

I singled her out, because I am an asshole, by saying she only exists as a model because her dad is some billionaire who is best friends with the guy who owns GUESS?, a company that gave her her first jobs STORY HERE

But the reality is, everything that happens is from people you know and at 19 or whatever age she is, she’s not being scouted off instagram and booking jobs, because that’s just not how the world works…90 percent of all these people you see…are pulling some kind of scam…whether they have reality star LA parents who seem horrible, or are trust fund babies, or sleeping with the photographer…

So she deserves this as much as anyone else, because she’s GOT NAKED FOR IT even people who spend their lives working for it, and here she is in some random magazine I’ve never heard of….

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A few weeks ago, I exposed GIGI HADID like she was Kate Upton and her grandfather invented the Washing Machine…only instead her parents were rich real estate fame whores in LA…friends with everyone making me assume Sports Illustrated pics their models up at the country club, or wherever else rich connected kids hang out…

That said, I don’t care why Gigi Hadid gets half naked in pictures. I don’t care why she feels like she needs to be in front of the camera…I just know that it’s a great level of insecurity, or validation seeking, that may come with when a girl has everything she ever needed…like a 100 million dollar trust fund…

She’s richer than Paris Hilton’s family was when Paris leaked the sex tape. She has everything, but the one thing she needs is for people to jerk off to her?

It’s so strange, it comes from such a weird place, but the fact is she’s young and getting naked for attention and really, that’s the kind of attention I want all girls seeking, whether they can pay their rent or not…

The real question I have in all this is whether her dad jerks off to these pics…and whether he is the reason she models…because it fills his sick self loving perversion..

Who knows…here are the pics as she milk her SI shoot like she was Kate Upton…only less fat….

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It is no real secret that nepotism exists. It is no real secret that people who live in LA, especially when they are the upper crust of LA, have a better chance of getting famous strictly based on geography and the people they know. It’s like if a producer wants a 18 year old babe to be in the movie, and their friend or neighbor has an 18 year old babe daughter, they just ask…it works out best for everyone…but I figured with all this hype around GIGI HADID, the latest Sports Illustrated girl from Malibu, who came out of nowhere, I should do some research into what her specific scam was and how she got herself into the magazine, thanks to family and friends…

You see, I don’t watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I didn’t know that her mom, YOLANDA FOSTER and dad, Mohamed Hadid were on it, but when I did, I realized just how easy it would be to figure out how the fame whore parents, who clearly wanted attention drawn on their billionaire selves, would position their girl, who they probably think is the best and hottest thing out there, who they probably want to give everything they can to, because they are egos themselves and anything they shat out is gold…

So in 2010, there was an article on Gigi Hadid’s 100 year old billionaire father, his name is Mohamed Hadid, who owned Ritz Carlton hotels and his possible ties to Islam.

This is the quote I pulled:

“Hadid is somehow connected to Islamic extremists are rendered quite absurd by his circle of eclectic L.A. friends, which includes the Jewish-American fashion designer Paul Marciano, CEO of the Guess? Brand. Te developer describes Marciano as being “like a brother to me.”

So the owner of GUESS? is a brother to Gigi Hadid’s dad…and an uncle to her…and all three years later Gigi Hadid is a GUESS? Model…because she was cast fairly amongst the other girls…and then she was pushed to Sports Illustrated…because GUESS? clearly has a direct link to the editors at Sports Illustrated because over the last 10 years Paul Marciano has fed Sports Illustrated his models…because the more famous the models get, the more relevant his brand remains…

He has given them most famously – Kate Upton who was too fat to be a model for anyone else and I guess as an uncle would, he’s trying to get Gigi Hadid to be the next Kate Upton..

He’s been using her in his campaigns SINCE SHE WAS A KID

That’s not to say Gigi isn’t a babe, isn’t sweet, isn’t deserving…it’s just to remind you that Sports Illustrated, and really all media is full of shit and the models they choose are a scam, a lie and influenced by advertisers, friends and families of the magazine, like in anything, and to think the girls they get modelling for free are anything “top model”or discovered at a bus stop…is pretty fucking stupid of you…everything you see is a fucking lie…

This is just a rich girl getting a pony for her 7th birthday the “I want to be a bikini model” version…it’s easier when they are rich…they have the door wide open, a solid PR team…it’s easy…Smoke and fucking mirrors..Sure this isn’t news, but this is as close as I get to journalism and breaking stories…take it in, it happens never…

She’s just another Kardasian…

Pics via HER INSTAGRAM

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Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS.

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Gigi Hadid is a model I have never done any posts on, but who is apparently the Guess model, like a modern day Anna Nicole Smith, without the fake whore tits and 80 year old Old Tycoon john she’s hooking for….because after hours and hours of research…or what felt like hours and hours of research…cuz I hate research….it turns out that despite her Arab sounding name, she’s from Malibu, she’s a Taurus, her agency is IMG, who also represent a lot of the Victoria’s Secret models, which means next step for her may be some Victoria’s Secret shit, just as soon as she’s done practicing having pics of her nipples taken for us to take in, before Victoria’s Secret and their evil empire try to erase them…in some Angelina Jolie titty amputation ritual they do to all their models…

No idea where this shoot is or what it is for, just glad it happened…and I’m also glad she’s not Kate Upton.

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