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2016

14

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I am not into Hailee Steinfeld.

She’s 19 and being 19 means she’s hot enough to jerk off to – based on her youth alone – but I just can’t get on board with her hustle…

I’ve seen her in movies and she was uneventful, and I probably wouldn’t even cast her in my sex tape, if I had her 5 million dollar per movie rate.

She’s best known for being in True Grit, so we can assume her fans liked her when she was 9.

I don’t find her being a popstar interesting in a world where everyone can sing and dance like a retard…shitty music is everywhere….and it’s too easy to pull off. Especially when you’re an LA based, connected, twat people see as a potential vessel to market and sell product and tickets with….

I don’t find these pics of her anything remarkable….or even interesting yet I am putting them up…because I feel compelled to support all girls with Jewish Dads and Filipino moms, because fucking the Nanny or Housekeeper and knocking her up, is LOLZ to me.

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2016

13

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a big…in fame and physical size… actress who turned popstar who sings about masturbating, because all these self involved freaks love themselves so much they think they can do anything, all thanks to their parents over inflating their egos with affirmations….conditioning them to be child stars that they masturbate watching themselves in the mirror…it’s the hottest shit to them…

While the hottest shit to you was Hailee Steinfeld because she was underage for the bulk of her career and America sexualizes underage girls by telling you you can’t fuck them…something you freaks can’t handle…so when you see her in bikinis and fame whoring you are forced to jerk off to her…GOOD FOR BUSINESS…you’re sad and lonely…and that makes some people rich and famous! Life as a loser…

I don’t know who told her to wear these tacky trailer park mom in the 90s who was a hooker at night, but it was a comicbook convention and you know the audience of that would die seeing this…GOOD FOR BUSINESS….nerds ruin everything…unless these pants are a good thing…I can’t tell because I don’t see LABIA…

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2016

06

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty for Social Media of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a shitty popstar/actress since all actresses are popstars and she was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to when underage, mainly because you are perverts, but also because you’re sad and lonely…

It’s not your fault, America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do or have…some forbidden fruit…that we’ve known about since the Bible…making it seem like America wants you to sexualize young girls based on that alone…but I guess you can’t really argue that since murder is illegal and obviously they don’t want you murdering…unless you’re black on black.

Well…she’s not underage anymore so you’re weird. drawn to underage girls, watching all those young girl dancing videos on YOUTUBE, is irrelevant even if it’s an issue and need help….

So now, she sexualizes herself, in pantyhose or in her songs about masturbating…hoping you jerk off to her…it’s good for her business…

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2016

04

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld See through Outfit of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a big girl…but people, mainly perverts and teen girls, who apparently are into the same thing, are into her…

She’s 19, and I remember a time when she was considered Jailbait, up there with all these other young vapid girls who pretend they are 17 to be as whorish as possible for the perverts who love girls being whorish at that age. It makes them feel naughty to jerk off to them or some shit…

That said, Hailee Steinfeld, annoys me, I mean all these people annoy me…but Hailee Steinfeld really fucking annoys me…and not even being I find her a big girl, or unattractive, but because….in 2010 she was nominated for an Academy Award….

Not that an Academy Award matters…but she was nominated for an Academy Award 6 years ago…and she’s gone onto be in Pitch Perfect and is now peddling a pop career, because singing is so fun I guess, why else do all these cunts do it, oh and because with good production it requires no real talent, and they just love when people watch them dance awkwardly on stage…but most importantly, it pays more than Movies…

She could have gone onto to do great roles, inspired young girls, or even get an education that leads her to change the world…

Instead…she wants to be a vapid popstar and she’s not even good at it..what’s really fucked up is that people are into it..

Here’s her annoying snapchat story…

Here she is performing a song about masturbating…

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2015

07

Aug

Hailee Steinfeld Crotch Shot of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld launched an album, or single, or song called “Love Myself”, which is possibly something all you motherfuckers want to watch Hailee Steinfeld do….

When promoting shitty music, because everyone wants to be a headliner at an EDM music festival, with shitty pop songs…

She posted a pic of her in what looks like fishnets and some black leotard covered vagina action…

She says she loves herself, no she don’t need anybody else…but I prefer video proof of that, not to mention, she’s like Drake and doesn’t write her own shit, just a puppet..

It only has 11,000 listens, I almost feel back about her and her celebrity, like the record label, they probably expected a real hit, I mean why else would they invest in creating this from someone already semi-established in the industry.

It’s all bullshit…but fishnets..

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2015

30

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is the tall, awkward, weird looking, average acting, actor from I don’t fucking know what..

I just remember her as some underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

Now she’s showing her tits in a bikini, because it’s summer and people like showing their tits in bikinis…it comes across as less desperate….and slutty, even if it’s a “hey look at me in a bikini”…which by default is desperate and slutty….exhibitionist behavior…

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2015

23

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld has some serious fucking eyebrows..because the recently turned 18 year old…is 18 years old…and based on my extensive research on snapchat and tinder…18 year olds are all a bunch of hipster hippies…who accept that they have body hair..and who don’t go the route of Kim Kardashian, Jersey Shore and the instagram model trash by waxing it all off…but instead grow the fucker out and that is amazing…

So if you want to predict a girl’s pussy hair by looking at her face…always go for the eyebrows…it will tell you a story…you’d probably rather be tasting..

I don’t remember what movies she’s been in, why she matters, but I do remember that she’s in Flaunt magazine wearing a bikini top…because it just fucking happened motherfuckers…

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2015

20

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Action of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is some recently turned 18 year old and was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

She’s not that cute, but the memories of her being 12 in some movie probably bring this home for you…and now she’s in a bikini in Coachella week 2, as these girls do…

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2014

11

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld in Bed Selfie for her 18th Birthday of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 and is already posting bed selfies…the gateway to masturbation videos…

So if people give up on her, since she’s no longer illegal…she’s always got a future generating attention to herself like that…right…

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2011

03

Aug

Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t….

Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean….

So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

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