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Haley Bennett for GQ of the Day


Haley Bennett is some up and coming 28 year old actor I don’t think I’ve ever heard of, but I am too lazy to figure it out, not because she’s too old, even though she’s getting there, but because she’s got great tits and thanks to those great tits is about to have her breakout….

She’s in Magnificent Seven, that Girl on a Train shit, and other movies…like the industry has selected her up on some Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, other girls who have become superstars because of great agents and the scam that is Hollywood trying to keep budget high so everyone can get rich in the dumbest of way…playing make-belief…but maybe we’re the dumb ones who allow it…I blame being blinded by her tits as so does media…on her slow and steady attempt to become a household name…that I predict will happen….because of tits…

Here’s the BTS Video…of the TIts…

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Haley Bennett for Interview Magazine of the Day


Haley Bennett is an actress you’ve never heard of – but she just landed the cover of Interview, so I guess she matters, or has a friend at Interview who believes in her – since she’s not that famous on instagram – with only 15,000 followers, but she’s got 4-5 movies about to come out and I guess this is how it works…

I’m old enough to remember seeing Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World, knowing she was going to make it – and a few years later checking her IMDB, this was probably 2003 or 2004, seeing that she had 4-5 movies lined up, despite no one anywhere, even those who saw Ghost World, would have remembered her, known her, or cared about her…and all of a sudden…viral success…not just the herpes but the A List status..

So apparently, that’s what’s about to happened to Haley Bennett, and I guess that’s not a bad thing because she’s got some tit and we like girls with tit, thanks to hormones in the food and early puberty, because tits are making a comeback and defining a woman’s worth…yay. Like the good old days before women had the right to vote.

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Some Bitches in Some International Film Titty of the Day

Their names are: Juno Temple, Haley Bennett, Roxeanne Mesquida and Christine Nguyen. I have never heard of any of them cuz they are foreign…

The movie called Kaboom. I have never heard of it….cuz it is foreign….

So think of this as your injection of culture…you know the kind of shit you can use on an internet date in second life…to make the bitch think you know what’s up…a little “Juno Temple was riveting in Kaboom”, kinda shit….

But apparently it’s out on DVD May 31, 2011, so that makes these nudes some kind of exclusive, if you knew who any of these bitches were or if you were kicking yourself cuz you missed the shit when it was in your arthouse theater…right…..

I just IMDBed the shit, it’s a Gregg Araki movie…I guess it’s not the foreign after all… he is responsible for Rose McGowan’s tits in Doom Generation – a cinematic hall of fame moment – he is also japanese…here are the clips anyway….watch them for Japan…

Haley Bennett

Roxeanne Mesquida,

Haley Bennett and Roxeanne Mesquida,

Juno Temple

Christine Nguyen



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