I love cable TV not because I own a TV or ever really watch any of these shows…but because there is nudity…and for as long as I can remember….that is something I thought that would make all TV better…from Oprah to the Golden Girls….Roseanne to Grace Underfire….CNN to the Food Network….cuz tits….make life a better one worth living….

Here’s some recent nudity from Boardwalk Empire and Hung….

Kristen Sieh Titties Get Murdered from Boardwalk Empire

Eileen Grubba with some tit and some other bitch named Georgia Hatzis

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I don’t know what the deal is with Boardwalk Empire. I love the shit and watch it at my friends house every week like a couple of teenage girls watching Hannah Montanna but everyone I talk to hate on the shit. I figure illegal booze, illegal women, corrupt government and oppulance living thanks to all the dirty money is a soilid idea, throw in some tits, some sex scenes and throw that shit on regular cable TV to make it a life changing idea….but every single girl I know who has seen it hates it…but I guess what it comes down to is who really cares about what girls think…I think if we can pull one lessoon from the show it’s that just cuz they can vote doesn’t mean they have an opinion that matters….are you with me on this one? If not maybe these sex scenes from the latest episode will get you back on it…

Paz De La Huerta and the Weird Jesus Loving Narc.

And Some Other cunt….

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It was bound to happen…no 1920s corrupt politician with mob ties who runs Atlantic city during prohibition story is accurate without a dyke scene….

I know when I think about Atlantic city in the 1920s, with all their hookers, drugs, drinking and gambling, the first thing that comes to mind is how society was so unaccepting of lesbians that they hardly were even reported on or photographed…almost like they didn’t exist outside of private encounters no one talked about…but HBO brought tht shit to life and shone a fuckin’ light on it…because they are just relevant historians and not just trying to garner attention from perverts like me…who would tune into shows like this…because there are scenes like this…even if amateur porn clips are hotter to watch…

So here is the expected Boardwalk Empire nude scene a few days late. The names of the bitches are Aleska Palladina and Lisa Joyce….and I guess as long as they are suckin’ each other’s pussies off camera, who really cares about names…

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I don’t really watch the show because TV shows are too much commitment for me. But I do watch the nude scenes. I have never really heard of their main nude actor Paz dela Huerta, but I do appreciate her effort in getting into her role by not shaving her pussy, cuz girls in the 20s didn’t shave their pussy and apparently either do hipsters of the 2010s and I’m not complaining, whenever I see shaved cunts, although excited to see every lip wrinkle, see laziness and cheesiness, cuz maintaining a bald pussy is a hell of a lot easier than maintaining a little bush…ask any dude you know with a shaved head….Sure full neglected bush smells and looks like an italian man’s lower back, but it’s so fun to cum on…so today I am pro-bush today….and I’m pro-HBO hustle….cuz we’ve got Gretchen Mol, Kelly Macdonald’s body double, Paz de la Huerta’s bush, Paz de la Huerta’s tits, ass and bush,and some no name bitch who I can only assume is in some local folk band that does spoken word at some cafe the producers frequent who fit the part….This is her big folk outbreak….and here are all the clips…

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HBOobs has an image to maintain in terms of being the cable network most like watching actual movies because they swear and show a little tits…So I like to do a round-up whenever I get sent the clips in emails of all the lastest HBO tits that I am missing cuz I don’t own a TV….sure it’s an obvious tactic and maybe even gratuitous but tits are tits and here are this weeks HBOobs…

Here’s Gretchen Mole and Some Other Twat…..in Boardwalk Empire

Some Bitch Named Emily Meade in Boardwalk Empire….

Julie Atlas Muz in Bored TO Death Doing Some Crazy Fat Chick Burlesque Shit

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Paz de la Huerta got naked on TV again…Boardwalk Empire is taking over…nothing like gambling, drinking, mafia and whores in the 1920s….except for maybe keeping continuity in order by showing the resident bitch who was cast to be on the show to be the bitch who gets naked…showing off bush….cuz bush is a long lost art of pussy maintenance, now that every Jersey Shore bitch and her less cheesy mainstream friend is getting bikini waxes of fully shaving, even though a little pussy hiar never hurt anyone…I’m not talking disgusting fucking pussy hair, spilling everywhere and making a pillow in the panty…I’m talking just normal bush to cum all over…step it up women, stop being so lazy…cuz everyone knows it’s easier to shave it all off than maintain it proper…

Either way, good show….good scene…two days late…Love it….

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The second episode of the Atlantic City show on HBO was on last night and obviously there was a little tit, cuz that’s the whole point of HBO, and we like it, cuz otherwise, people would just watch Everybody Loves Raymond reruns or some shit instead…

I don’t like commitment, so I don’t like TV because I get sucked into shows and I don’t have a TV to keep on top of the shit and I have to go to my creepy neighbor’s house to watch….so I realized it’s better to just ignore the shit….and wait for the tit scenes to hit the internet the next day…as that’s all that’s really important to me anyway…

I don’t know the cast, but you can IMDB the shit and figure it out on your own…and if you are interested, here’s the Nudity on Boardwalk Empire from last week…

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