You know what I like? Tits on TV….not because I have cable, but because I think the more they squeeze by the censors, the better off we are as a people….as a society….as a country….as a world….

Seriously, I’ve been jerking off to TV from France for the last 3 decades, they’ve never left tits out of the mix, but America has…and for that….many sex offenders have been bred. It’s all related, sexually liberate and despite the possible herpes outbreak, we’re better, more relaxed, less twisted freaks….

I’m glad this is finally happening, and I’m glad I get to see the tits on TV thanks to the internet.

Weronika Rosati in Luck

Anna Wood in House of Lies…

Stephanie Fantauzzi in Shameless….

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I love that TV is becoming more hardcore…I just can never be satisfied though….and wish it was applied to all the re-runs I watch…I mean shit…a golden girls gangbang while Dorothy jerks off in Sophia’s mouth is what teenage sex dreams are made of….but I’ll take what I can get with these non-sitcom shows with nudity….I like them.

Hanna Mangan Lawrence Naked in Spartacus

Unknown Actress Willing To Fuck on Camera in Spartacus

Stephanie Fantauzzi from Shameless

Sarah Power in Californication….

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Californication is far less humiliating to jerk off to than David Duchovney’s work in the Red Shoe Diaries….even if the shit isn’t as hardcore as it needs to be….I still appreciate that cable TV has taken the route of giving the people what they want…in efforts to compete with movies and the internet….cuz TV without nudity is just some fucking homo shit….

See, I tried watching a few of the popular sitcoms the past couple of weeks and they are all fucking garbage polluting the brains of everyone….no wonder we’re all fucking doomed…you idiots eat that shit up, have no mind of your own…..but as bad as they are…they’d be better if the bitches were topless….and that’s where cable TV prospers…and network TV remains the corporate brainwashing devil…..

Not that I watch any TV, I just stick to the nude scenes that hit the internet the next day, I prefer living my own life and making it memorable to watching some fake lives make my life seem dull….but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t…..

Here’s some bitch named Camilla Ludington from Californication…

Here’s some bitch named Sarah Power from Californication….

Here’s some bitch named Stephanie Fantauzzi or as I like to call her – “Thank God Its Not That Emmy Rossum Cunt” from Shameless….

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The best shows on TV are the ones that have naked bitches on it….it is one of those things that I haven’t quite figured out why it hasn’t hit primetime, I mean other than all the censor boards and the trying to make the religious groups and psycho parent groups happy….but at least cable TV gives us what we need…cuz a life without nudity sucks….so a tv show without nudity would be better with nudity….for example if Roseanna had topless scenes back at her prime…I’d be a better fucking person for it….

Here are the clips I am always nervous about posting, cuz sometimes the cable doesn’t see that I’m promoting their shows, telling people to get in on it, in some free advertising….but instead as a pirate….but I’ll risk the FBI knocking down my door with machine guns…cuz the tits in these great shows you watch are brainwashing me to do it…the tits made me do it are the key excuse that holds up in court…and more importantly, I am sure if I took half a minute to find these clips they are available on 100 sites….and if the network had smart marketing people…these would be leaked by them direct…cuz we like titties…maybe all this will get me a job….that will be my defense in court…..

Camilla Luddington in Californication….

Megalyn Echikunwoke in House of Lies…..

Dawn Olivieri in House of Lies….

Kerry Condon in Luck

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I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate…

I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch….

Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk…

Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

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