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2020

18

Aug

Moonbear With the Nipple Pasties of the Day

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The worst show to hit HBO in probably the history of HBO, including but not limited to Entourage, is some lame ass hipster girl skateboard thing called BETTY….a very BORING / modern version of KIDS…not that I’ve seen KIDS since 1996, but similar vibes only shitty because young people today are shitty no matter how nude they get.

I guess it is their attempt to target the younger generation of instagram idiots, while pretending they are woke because they use real enough kids as their cast, but more importantly, it is created by a woman, and features people of color, lesbians, feminists, all that important shit YOU need to have in a show to get it made…

The weirdest of the characters is Moonbear, who I guess is playing her “artist” self, you know some hipster, pretentious, she must be a rich kid from New York nonsense….but her fashion sense is hilarious because she goes out with stickers on her nipples to make a point…I don’t know what that point is, but it’s something…

She’s an actor, vlogger, skateboarder….everyting you’d want nothing to do with because it seems like it is trying too damn hard to stand out and at 26, on an HBO show as herself, I guess that’s working….

Her real name is not Moonbear….it’s Kabrina Adams, but where’s the hipster artist who doesn’t give a fuck and doesn’t cave into any norms society has imaginarily lined up, or at least she’s trying so hard to seem like she’s this unique unicorn….with her tits out..which is where I got won over by this whole farce.






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2008

09

May

Liz Hurley’s Hot Tits of the Day

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Here are Liz Hurley’s tits. I am sick of writing about tits. I am also sick of other people writing about tits. There is more to life than celebrity tits and obsessing over them in virginal writing.

I have always preferred grabbin and suckin’ tits than talkin about tits or obsessing over tits because talking about tits and obsessing over tits reminds me of the group of loser dudes on their couch together watching movies while everyone else is at the high school orgy eating high school pussy.

Either way, here are Liz Hurley’s tits.

Posted in:Hot Tits|Liz Hurley

2008

02

May

Lohan’s Got Some Cleavage of the Day

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I was talking to a hot girl while waiting in line at a Toy Store I went to to buy my friend who is having a baby a little gift. I was looking for lingerie and sex toys that come in pediatric sizes, but had no luck because I guess people aren’t into sexual gag gifts when newborns are involved. I guess that’s the same reason why my friend from the who claimed he was a pediatric gynecologist was always broke and out of work , I just thought it was his alcoholism and schizophrenia, but I think what it came down to was no market for his work.

Either way, I was talking to this hot girl about blow jobs while in line to pay for the gift I did end up getting, and the girl I am with gets all flustered and embarrassed and whispers in my ear how I am offending the girl in line in front of me and I decide to look at her and said something along the lines of how she shouldn’t be offended by blow job talk because based on her ass, I can only assume she’s had a bunch of kids and it takes a handful of fuckin’ blowjobs to lead to getting married and knocked up. She just told me I was sick and moved on.

I feel like Lohan’s done her fair share of dick sucking and wouldn’t judge me for talking about the shit because it’s the one thing she genuinely likes doing. Another thing she likes doing is showing off her big tits and I am a fan despite the whole herpes thing.

Posted in:Hot Tits|Lindsay Lohan