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Archive for the Hustler Lingerie Category

2008

22

Apr

Hustler Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Hustler Lingerie, known for being one of the classier brands of lingerie found in strip clubs and trashy party slut homes around America because it doesn’t give you a rash or turn your skin green like some cheap jewelry you bought at the mall, did some kind of photoshoot of their shit with some porn lookin’ bitch and I figured I’d post it here for you to lighten up your depressingly useless day.

Sure, it’s not as exciting as real porn and the no name who is a no name according to me and could actually be a someone is hardly anything to look at, even though she looks better than my wife or pretty much anyone I’ve ever fucked, but in my defense, I am not encouraging my wife or anyone I’ve ever fucked to produce videos like this I am definitely not watching or thinking about seeing them like this, not that I wouldn’t, because the truth is disgusting girls getting naked usually gets me more aroused than watching this plastic lookin’ sluts livin’ out what is probably the height of their careers, but maybe I’m just weird….in fact, I think we’ve established that I am weird a long time ago….so just watch the fuckin’ video….

Posted in:Hustler Lingerie|Photoshoot

2008

15

Apr

2004 Hometown Hottie Brittany Lee Gets Her First Big Job Being a Slut of the Day

This is a Maxim Hometown Hottie winner from 2004 named Brittany Lee doing some “modeling” work for Hustler Lingerie and by modeling work I mean showing off her retarded fake tits for their photoshoot because every other stripper was too busy giving lap dances to make the appearance and none of the other strippers have the prestigious Maxim Hometown Hottie title to go with their fake tits, so Brittany Lee was pretty much the only choice.

I always made fun of the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest, not because I think Maxim is a piece of shit magazine, but because the girls in in are pieces of shit. I think all these hometown hottie girls grew up with dreams about being a Maxim covergirl as they jealously watched their boyfriend’s flip the pages of Maxim. Then one day, they noticed that Maxim offers everyday hot chicks the chance to be in the magazine and they get all excited with the hope that they will make it into the shit, it will be their big break and important people will find them and offer them work. They will be famous and they’ll get half naked to make the world see just how great they are.

What you end up having is a bunch of attention craving sluts going up against each other to win the championship of attention craving sluts delusional about how important to the world they are and convinced it will lead to bigger things.

I guess that concept is pretty genius on Maxim’s part and deserves a high five for finding willing, free and slutty half naked girls to feature, but unfortunately for the girls, the second the issue comes out, everyone forgets who they are because no one remembers a slut’s name, they just aren’t that important, but if their tits are big enough they can land classy work modeling Hustler Lingerie. I guess the next step for this Brittany Lee bitch’s career is the Heidi Montag Heidiwood catalog…or the gutter..which ever comes first.

Posted in:Hometown Hottie|Hustler Lingerie|Maxim|Video