Jessica Alves is based in Florida, but since I am so cultured and well travelled, so worldly and connected to the world, I know that Alves is a Brazilian name….so it’s very possible that she’s a Florida immigrant from Brazil…

Since 99 percent of Florida immigrants are from South and Central America…it only makes sense that they take on the American dream, one half named, ripped fit body picture at a time….

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You may not know who Kayla Jones is, but she’s got close to 500k followers so she matters in some circles of perverts on the internet, probably from India…

She seems to be a Florida chick who does bikini pictures and she’s not the only one, since instagram is a steady stream of half naked chicks. I don’t use social media, but when I accidentally click on the instagram explore page, all I see is half nakedness…

It’s probably my algorithm, they know I’m a creepy pervert who committed my life to running this half naked bullshit…OR maybe, all girls are whores who get naked on the internet for views….who knows…the mysteries of life on the internet…

Anyway, this bikini chick subsidizes her life by selling exclusive content as bikini models do when they aren’t the top tier millionaire bikini models, but may one day get there…..

It’s more realistic to make the millions with butthole pics than a contract with Victoria’s Secret….so go where the money is…and that’s probably why all I see is half nakedness.

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Florida’s got a lot of hot bodied half naked bikini girls that you’d be happy to look at in their half nakedness….or full nakedness if you’re desperate enough to buy their exclusive content.

It’s like the state is a hub for hot bikini bitches, which makes sense because the hot weather and beachs…

I only notice hot chicks and block out all the 300 pounders all footless from diabetes on their motorized scooter in Florida trash Walmart.

So here’s Kelsey, some Florida chick who is half naked on instagram….

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Kira Petilli is some hot instagram bikini model who posts hot instagram bikini pics to her instagram for followers…

Instead of using her half naked self produced content to generate followers to sell nudes, she does it to sell real estate.

Luckily for her, she’s based in Florida, where they celebrate this kind of behavior, the shameless marketing hook, and I am sure it gets her a lot of listings, probably with men going through divorces about to lose everything they’ve worked so hard for.

In another world, being the bikini model realtor would be seen as trashy or ghetto, but not in this era where it’s a selling point, but in this competitive landscape of real estate agents, this is a better approach than cheeky billboard or bus shelter ads.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s already got an HGTV show in the works, because real estate shows aren’t shit if you can’t jerk off to the real estate agent hosts..

I’m into real estate listings with tits, I just hope that her picture on the real estate sign has the tits out and reflects her overall marketing strategy to give dudes parked outside the listing or walking by the listing the chance to jack off to her in their car or on the front lawn in the hedges, the way nature intended.

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I don’t know much about CAMI or MIDNIGHT at CAMI’s which is the name of her channel and that I assume is some kind of escorting terminology since sex work is real work, don’t judge, don’t shame, cuz these girls don’t give a fuck, but seem to whine about it like they fucking do…

She lives in bikinis, which is ok as long as she changes those bikinis, otherwise YEAST INFECTIONS….I know because I’ve had a dick yeast infection from a wet bathing suit wearing fat chick at least once….

She’s an all american, sorority girl looking pile of tits and ass that may be photoshopped because some of these images are creepily distorted….but TITS.

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Here is instagram influencer Stephanie Nelson who is known for her brick laying skills….
Everyone one of her followers is there to watch her lay bricks…

Or maybe….they are there for the tits…

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There was a time when these Eastern European and former communist countries were poor as shit and sex work was the only way for a woman to have a better life.

For those of you who don’t know, sex work is the polite way of saying crack whoring like some degenerate scumbag with no soul, but with a hole they are willing to fill for a price, no matter how dirty the objects being inserted in their hole is.

Anyway, in these soviet countries, the whores make more money than the doctors, lawyers and anyone who isn’t a fucking criminal….

Now, that’s pretty much the case in America, because whoring pays, but I am old, so the Eastern European named whore means something to me…

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Brittany Tareco Sloan

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When I look at these girls, I always wonder if their dad subscribe to their exclusive content. Maybe they get an family discount.

Then I remember, they probably don’t have dads…

Nothing like a daddy issue joke to start the day….am I right?!

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She’s from India but based in NYC…but I think her ass was built in China….or wherever the manufacture the injections these bitches get to turn their fat asses into hot asses.

She’s one of the LINDA LINDA show me BOBS show me VAGIN….LINDA LINDA types the Bollywood fans of instagram probably love. I mean someone is signing up to all these OF chicks and it’s no one I fucking know….

I don’t know how I feel about these clown asses, fun to trampoline on, terrifying to put your dick up against because it’s already so small, you don’t need to additional perspective sadness…

Weird.

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